(FR-Collab) Urban's part UNEDITED

(FR-Collab)

Urban's story..

 

>The bell is loud and clear, your adrenaline is pumping hard.

>You quickly sprint into the forest, and you look at those who run in the almost opposite direction

>Amidst all the people running frantically into the woods, you spot one person in particular..

>Domino running nearly parallel to you, and you track on course behind him

>You set to kill him, and win this thing so you can go home.

 

>The foliage is thick as hell, it's humid and hot

>You sweat profusely as you sprint around the trees

>Luckily, you carry nothing, you're not being encumbered with anything but a pink dildo to slow you down, unlike a gun or a drill.

>Domino on the other hand, not so lucky..

>You eventually catch up to him as he runs out of breath and slows down

>Slowly, you take cover silently behind a bush, and regain your breath.

>Domino hunches over and drops the Big Daddy drill, he pants for air in the humid hell.

>A minute or so passes by, and he calls out for anybody nearby

>"Hello??"

>An echo sounds through the forest

>You're almost certain that someone heard it, and they'd be coming soon

>"Hellooo!?"

>Slowly, you regain stamina and get back to normal breathing exercise, you sit up and get back against the bush

>Domino's back facing you, he pants a bit more and gets ready to call out again

>"HELLLO!?-"

>You spring from behind the brush and use a rear-stomp take down on him and put him in a choke hold.

>He gasps for air and flails his arms trying to break free

>You can hear in between his attempts for oxygen, pain and fear, and you let go slightly to let him breath

Don't even think of screaming, the second you do, your atlas is history.

>He weeps a bit, he never asked for this

>"Please, Urban, just don't kill me, we can work this out! An alliance! We can win together!"

>You're not at all opposed of the idea

>You kick him down from the back and brush your hands off

>He gasps for air and sits up and picks up his drill

>You circle around him and listen anxiously for movement

>The sun is still pretty high up, it's probably noon

>Domino gets up and brushes himself off

>"I'm sorry, I thought since we-"

It's alright, I'm sorry for doing that. I just want to get this over with and go home.

>"Agreed"

>You continue to walk circles around Domino, looking at the forest.

>The wind brisks the leaves and creates rustling noises.. it's nerve wrecking.

>You hear screeches and LEEDLEEDLEEDLEEE's a couple hundred yards or so behind you

>Domino grabs your hand and you both sprint the opposite direction, no telling what alliances there are, you're not about to fuck with anybody yet.

 

>You stop at a river and check up stream, no snakes or anything dangerous

>So you drink the fuck out of that river

>Domino gets a heaping belly of H2o and sits down

>You sit down next to him and watch the water for a bit, you look to the sky and look for smoke, signs of a camp fire.

>And luckily, far up the hill of the forest, you see smoke rise from the canopies.

>You point to show Domino, and he immediately grabs his drill

No no, I got this one. We're going to need food if we're going to be outing this for a few days.

>"Alright, where should I go?"

>You ponder, and point upstream

There. Rivers ought to come from a source, and there's bound to be fish as it's still fall

>He heads up, and you head towards the source of the campfire.

 

>Eventually, you arrive near the campsite and you can make a figure in the brush

>You head up and regain your breath, you try to scope out who it is and how many figures there are

>Your surroundings seem to be clear, yet you can hear chanting and what not, you hear Lumber, Swift and Jibber.

>It's going to have to be quick, and you roll up them sleevies

>You head closer, watching your steps and keeping a stealthy approach

>It's FlutterPriest.. he's looking down at what seems to be his crotch

>If only you had your power sander to rip off the herpes scabs he'll have afterwards

>You get just a bit closer, he's looking at a tray.. muhbad

>Looks like there's some kind of fluid in there, smells like tea from the distance.

>You smell a bit harder and accidentally lose concentration

>Captain *CRUNCH*

>"What was that noise?"

>Shit, you move silently to another bush quickly, the rustlin' of the leaves give off your position again

>"Who's there?"

>You face it.. there's no point of going stealthy anymore.

>He approaches your location.. and you slowly get up

>"We have plenty of food and water, we don't mind sharing what we have!"

>You stand up fully from the bushes and approach Priest

>Priest backs up slowly and begins to recess in his speech

>"Would you like to join our alliance?"

>You clench your fists and silently murmer

First mistake

>He backs up more and more

Telling me that you have shit that I want..

>You immediately charge him and leap of faith onto his shit

>He swings a branch on fire at you, but you knock it out of his hand and hit several pressure points in his arm and neck, causing him to fall and eat shit.

>Priest gets back up, staggering and attempts to reach for the pot of water upon the fire.

>You roundhouse kick the pot out of his hand and side kick him right in the sternum

>You stomp your boot against his chest and hear a noise from the distance, it sounds like the 3 are coming back.

>Priest grabs some of the tea that he made earlier, and throws it into your face.. realizing the tea was now poisoned.. you cry in agony of the fucking pain.

>You wipe your eyes from the substance and look back to Priest, crawling away from you

I'm going to fucking destroy you..

>He attempts to scurry away

Starting with your ass

>You pull out the pink dildo you were armed with at the beginning of the game and use the tea as lubricant

>He turns to you in horror, you toggle the vibration settings to "JACKHAMMER" and get ready to go to town

>You grab him by his adams apple and drag him behind the bushes

>His clothes dirtied enough already, you rip everything off and crack him across the jaw

>He screams in pain, and you ram the dildo far up his ass.. he immediately screams in pain and pleasure

>His colon by now must be jelly, be lays nearly paralyzed.

>You pick him up by the cock and knee him right in the sternum once more

>"Please Urban for the love of god!!!! Just kill me! I can't live with this any longer!"

>His screams strengthen your cock..

>You grab him by the leg and walk to the nearest ant hill which happens to have a can of AXE body spray next to it.

>Very carefully, you position his genitals on top of the ant hill, and you spray the living fuck out of his balls with AXE.. he squirms in pain and agony

>This goes on for 25 minutes

 

>After he stops squirming, his rectum miles wide..

>You pick him up by the adams apple and begin decking him across the jaw, blood pouring from his mouth.

>It's probably too much, he tries to lift his arm to state something and you punch him again

>He lets out a sigh of pain and blood, he murmurs a little bit and begins to speak with staggering in his voice

>"Please don't kill me, I'll tell you where they wen-"

>You slap him across the face

>No you idiot, that's not how you do it. You're supposed to ask the question first.

Where are they!?

>"They went to go find food and wood! They probably spread out! You can easily ki-"

>You crush his trachea with your fist and soccer kick his jaw, breaking his neck.

>Eventually, after beating off on his dead corpse and t-bagging him like a racist 3rd grader, you pursue the other 3 which shall suffer the same fate he did.

>You give him the proper burial and head off

 

>You wander through the woods, listening for the sounds and chants Chitter, Lumber and Swift were making.

>Much wandering occurs, and you're suddenly hit from behind, the brute force hits you hard enough to daze you slightly..

>You turn around, and you find the 3 charging toward you and you prepare for the worst

>Lumberjack first assaults you with blows and hooks

>You catch one of his hooks and wrap your arm around his, you hook him right in the throat

>He falls to the ground and you kick him in the chest while he's down

>Jibber grabs you from behind and puts you into a full nelson

>Swift gets in front of you and begins to deck you in the face and chest, you lose air quickly and think of something

>You use your brute force and lift Jibber and throw him over your back and onto Swift

>You stomp on Jibber whom's on top of Swift repeatedly, and turn to Lumber

>He cracks you right across the temple.. and it's almost lights out

>Jibber gets back up, and kicks you in the face while you're down

>Swift grabs the large pink dildo from your pack, and gets a slight grin..

>You definitely don't like where this is headed..

[Jibber]