- >Day Culinary in Equestria
- >Wake up, shower, shave, shit, shower, and shit again.
- >You put on your chef's hat and walk out the door, (no breakfast wtf)
- >Walk on over to sugarcube corner
- >You're greeted by Pinkie
- >'Anon! Hi! You ready to work today?'
- >You look down upon the pink downy and reply
- You bet your sweet ass I am
- >You both walk through the door
- >The Cakes greet you, with a sudden fearful expression on their faces as they see you.
- >You stop midtracks and realize you forgot to dry yourself off from the shower.. and put clothes on.
- >You look down and let it flow in the wind.. you walk into the kitchen and wash your hands.
- >First customer
- >You hear murmurs and whispers, but you don't give a fuck.
- >'Ah, yes.. uhmm.. Can I get a cooked salmon? I'd like it filleted and coated.
- >'Right, of course. Anon! Cooked Salmon, Filleted and Coated!"
- >You walk on over toward the meat locker, where the meat's at...
- > https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WkCxXErb2Ag#t=5s (Part of story, very important)
- >(End result)
- >You turn around to see the customer right behind you, along with the Cakes.
- We ran out of batter I believe, nicely cooked, seasoned as well.
- >The customer smiles a bit, then all of a sudden warps.. it's a costume
- >Fluttershy comes out of the costume.. and moves up next to you with a blush
- >'Is awful cooking your fetish Anon??'
- >You look at the ground.. fish still there.
- >You soccer kick the fish at her damn head, knocking her out cold.
- No Fluttershy.. it's not. Enjoy the meal motherfucker.
- >Fucking unappreciative, inconsiderate, poor in good taste Fluttershy
- >It's good cooking.. my cooking is beautiful.
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