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By: MLPNope on Dec 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.92 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. And with only 50 seconds left on the clock, it looks like the Equestrian team is going to lose their place at the playoffs to the undefeated Griffons. ...And the snap back for the final play of the game... WAIT! OH MY GOSH! PLAYER FLUTTERSHY HAS GOTTEN THE BALL AND HAS HOPPED ONTO BIG MACS ERECT PENIS! SHE IS RIDING HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE END ZONE! THEY ARE AT THE 40! THE 50! THE 60! THE GRIFFONS JUST CAN'T TACKLE THE BIG RED BEHEMOTH! IS ANYONE GOING TO STOP THEM?! THEY ARE GOING ALL THE WAY! THEY ARE GOING!... GOING!... TOUCHDOWN! FLUTTERSHY WINS HER TEAM THE GAME! FLUTTERSHY WINS HER TEAM THE GAME! WHAT AN UPSET FOR THE UNDEFEATED GRIFFONS! THIS IS TRULY A MOMENT IN HISTORY THAT HAS BEEN MADE!
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  3. Oh... It seems that Equestrian player Fluttershy has fainted, probably in ecstacy of her win.
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  5. Bill: Or maybe it is because she just took a 2 foot dick all the way down the field
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  7. Shut up Bill, nobody likes or respects you.
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