Title:           Normal Norman - PurplexNorman Lewd Thread Bumper
Author:          MISSINGNO000
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First Edit:      Sunday 28th of December 2014 08:11:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 28th of December 2014 08:11:04 PM CDT

>"Psst, Norman."
"Mmm."
>"Norrrmaaan."
"Go to bed, Purple."
>Twilight pokes and pushes on Norman's back, but it only soothes him and he yawns as he pulls up the covers.
>Frustrated now, Purple leans in close and blows in Norman's ear.
"God damnit, Purple, what it is?"
>"I feel... funny."
>Norman yawns loudly again and rolls onto his back, but keeps his eyes shut.
"What kind of funny?"
>"You know."
>He shakes his head no.
>"Down there?"
>His forehead creases in frustration and he turns away from the girl.
>"Norman, please!"
>She hugs herself to him.
>Despite sharing a bed with the horsegirl, Norman goes to bed shirtless and in his boxers still.
>He can feel her nipples poking through the small tank top and her warm breath pleading with the back of his neck.
"God damnit Purple, just do it yourself. I don't care, but I want to sleep."
>"But nothing has ever felt as good as this!"
>Her fingers brush over the bulge of his boxers.
>Norman grinds his teeth, regretting ever having let the coquettish girl anywhere near his genitals.
>Twilight leans in close and whispers, "I'll even do all the work. You just let me get rid of this, and then you can go back to bed, okay?"
>She nibbles on his ear.
>The girl is half-straddling him at this point.
>One leg is hooked over Norman as Twilight dry-humps her quite warm and moist problem against him, and she keeps trying to stimulate him with her slender fingers.
>Silence passes between them for a moment, the only sounds are Norman's bedding shifting around as a horny girl who can't keep it in anymore tries to get off with a partner any way she can.
"Fucking! All right! Just get off, cause it's really warm."
>Purple wastes no time releasing her clutch and throwing the blankets down into the black abyss of the edge of his bed.
>The hair instantly raises and Norman's gets goosebumps at the change in atmosphere.
>His nipples could probably cut diamond.
>Maybe it wasn't so hot under there, after all.
>Twilight has already found a place down below and is kissing the line of Norman's belly above the hem of his boxers, which she hooks her fingers in.
"Quit playing around, will ya?"
>Not being discouraged, Twilight sighs and tugs down his underwear in a smooth motion to draw out his length.
>She quickly starts to blow him, trying to coax out his full length and stiffness.
>The warmth of her mouth and eagerness to please him is actually working in her favor, but Norman remains resolute.
>He stays quiet and lets the ambience of small coughs, gags, and slurps lull him.
>Once he stiffens entirely, Purple lets him out of her mouth's grasp with a pop and she takes her place at Norman's side.
"So you just going to climb on, now?"
>"Mm-mm," Purple shivers and gulps.
>She unties the strap to her fleece pajamas and grabs Norman's hand to shove down into the free space.
>No panties.
>And she's really wet and sticky.
>Purple rubs her thighs together, really juicing against Norman's digits.
>She whimpers a little and then finally pulls the fingers out from her bottoms.
>Norman suddenly finds his own hand partially stuffed in his mouth and a rich, tangy flavor overpowers his tongue.
>He does his job cleaning his fingers and making a small show for her, but once his hand leaves his mouth he turns towards her.
"Purple, if that ever happens again I swear your shit will be in a box on the curb."
>She actually giggles as if to taunt him and then turns her back to him as she lowers those messy pajamas.
>The tip of Norman's cock is grabbed and soon finds itself pressing against something soft and warm.
>Purple bites her lip and grabs one of Norman's arms to hug to her chest as she pushes herself down onto her friend.
>All the buildup and excitement has Twilight crying out instantly.
>She slinks her body along the bed, rolling her hips up and down and pushing her shapely ass against Norman repeatedly.
>Every time Norman fills her, she lets out a heaving moan.
>It only takes a few pumps of the girl's hips and she starts shaking.
>Norman can feel her pussy desperately try to milk his cock for life-giving seed, but Twilight's womb will remain bare as Norman didn't even feel like he warmed up.
>As she finishes her spasms, Purple lets go of Norman's arm and puts a hand to her chest as she calms down.
>Norman waits until she's calm to slowly slip his cock from her depths.
>She lets out a coo as her pussy loses its pal.
"Better?"
>Purple nods in the darkness and turns around for a moment to kiss Norman on the cheek.
>"Thank you Norman, you truly are a wonderful friend."
"Yeah, yeah. You're okay sometimes too, Purple. Now get my blanket so we can get some sleep."
>As she returns the blanket and covers their bodies with it, she lets out a squeak as something grabs her from behind.
>Norman has her held around the waist, spooning with her without a word.
>Purple blushes in the darkness and tries to scoot her body back more so her butt is rubbing against Norman's slowly drooping erection.
"God damnit, Purple."
>She titters, "Good night, Norman."
"Good night, Purple."