Title:           Normal Norman - Dash's Problem
Author:          MISSINGNO000
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zyxgDaPt
First Edit:      Monday 4th of November 2013 07:03:48 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 4th of November 2013 07:03:48 AM CDT

>It was a regular day at Norman's house.
>He and Dash were upstairs watching some films.
>"Hey dude, can I use your computer?"
"What? Sure. I think I'm going to make a snack anyway. You want anything?"
>"Oh, do you still have any pizza left?"
"Yeah I think so. It'll take a while to make."
>Dash waved from the computer, "Take your time!"
>Norman went downstairs to prepare things.
>What he didn't know was that Dash's devious plan was already put into action.
>Her crippling porn addiction was already catching up to her, and there was no way she was going to let her friend see.
>"Since he'll be busy…"
>Dash's skirt was already slipped down her thighs and she hastily browsed to her favorite shlicking site.
>Since everything was sorted by category, she just scrolled through till she found a video that suited her.
>She held her breath and listened for any signs of Norman, but seemed to be in the clear.
>Her hand sunk into her gym shorts and she rubbed her fingers over her already moist lips.
>She had already been excited from earlier as Norman was wearing some particularly good cologne and the proximity was driving her up the wall.
>If she hadn't been so embarrassed about liking him, she would have jumped his bones already.
>Thinking about making a film with him, she shuddered as the girl on screen was spread open by a particularly thick penis.
>She bit her lip so hard as her hand moved rapidly, rubbing her button raw.
>Her legs clenched as she kept nearing her peak.
>"God, I wish there was more female POV stuff out there."
>She licked her lips and swallowed the built-up saliva in her mouth.
>A single drop of sweat slowly dripped down her feverish brow.
>She switched videos quickly and was presented with something that took her breath away.
>The male actor looked just like her friend that was just in the same room she was.
>Oddly enough, the girl writhing from his touch looked like a certain sporty girl as well.
>She got warm all over and her arms went weak, but she rubbed her leaky slit more aggressively.
>"Holy fuck, this is hot."
>As she gaped at the screen, she let two fingers curve into her.
>A strained moan escaped her lips as her hand was cramping up at this point.
>She stood and tugged her shorts and panties down as well, bending over the desk and watching the monitor closely.
>The porn version of Norman was giving the porn version of Dash a seriously good dicking and it was leaving her shaking every few minutes.
>Suddenly, the smell of cooked pizza was in the air and Dash knew her time was limited.
>She whimpered, begging her body to give her the release she needed because otherwise she might have to re-enact this scene she was watching with a certain orange-coated boy.
>...
>Norman was at the top step when he heard a very familiar sound.
>The panting and sighing of two sweaty pornstars going at it threw him into a sense of dread.
'Oh fuck, she found my porn,' Norman thought to himself.
>He approached the door cautiously, peering through the crack to a totally opposite sight.
>There was Dash, one of his best friends, fingering her snatch as if she would never get off again.
>She had already drooled on his desk, and her tongue was hanging out as she whimpered.
>Her eyes kept rolling back and she would swear when she didn't climax.
>Legs shaking madly, Dash collapsed into his chair again and ground her wetness against the rough fabric.
>She finally came, her hips rocking back and forth violently.
>A raspy laugh filled the air mixed with loud moans of delight.
>Norman was stiff as a rock.
>He stepped into the room, leaving the snacks on the floor behind him.
>Dash immediately froze at the squeak of the door opening.
>"OH, HEY DUDE!"
>She struggled to pull up her shorts and skirt, but the damage had been done.
"Hey to you. So how was it?"
>Norman snickered at the blushing girl and crossed his arms.
>Her eyes drifted south and saw that he was pitching a tent.
>Just how long had he been watching?
>She shook as she felt an aftershock and looked back into his eyes, "So much better than every other time."
"Yeah? Why's that?"
>She covered her face and pointed at the screen, where it was paused so that you could see both actors clearly.
"Whoa, what? They look kind of like us!"
>"Uh-huh…"
>Everything was coming together.
"Is there, uhh. Is there something you want to tell me?"
>She looked up at him with a softened expression, desperation in her voice.
>"I want you to…"
>He watched her flounder in silence.
>She let out an exasperated sigh, forcing out her next line and covering her face again.
>"I want you to fuck me!"
>Norman wasn't sure what words to say, but he gave her rainbow hair a few gentle pats and pet her until she looked up at him again.
"I'd be willing to help out, Rainbow."
>As if Norman would ever pass up free cake.
>"Really?! Ohh, that's a relief. I thought you would think I was a pervert or something!"
>Norman could only laugh at this, not sure if he should reveal to her that he was probably as bad as she was.
>"There's just one thing I need to know first."
"Yeah, what's that?"
>Dash got a mischievous glint in her eyes.
>"Do you have a camera?"