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Domino's

By: MISSINGNO000 on Mar 27th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.36 KB  |  hits: 53  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Walk into Domino's
  2. >Ponies behind the counter again.
  3. >You sigh in frustration.
  4. >Dash looks disinterested, but Pinkie excitedly speaks up.
  5. >"Hey there, Anonymous! Are you ready to order?"
  6. >It's sad they already know your name, but you can't get enough of your pineapple pizza.
  7. >They're running the usual special: two medium two-topping pizzas at $5.99 each.
  8. >You pick two different kinds, worrying about the repercussions of eating two pizzas later.
  9. >"Say Anonymous, how about a little something to... sweeten the deal?"
  10. >Pinkie has a seductive look in her eyes.
  11. "Wh- huh?"
  12. >She giggles at you and leans over the counter, beckoning you closer and biting her lip.
  13. >"Cause I see you're ordering two pizzas. It sounds like a real party."
  14. >She looks over her withers at Rainbow Dash and then back to you.
  15. >"You know what goes well with parties?"
  16. "I, uhh..."
  17. >Not sure what she's implying, you shake your head no.
  18. >Did it just get hotter in here?
  19. >Oh, they turned the ovens on.
  20. >"Dashie and I have a good idea what goes well with parties..."
  21. "Are you-"
  22. >"CAKE!"
  23. "Oh no."
  24. >Pinkie has offered to sell you these obnoxious chocolate lava crunch cakes every time you order.
  25. >You always refuse, and you're pretty sure they have dozens of the things sitting around getting stale.
  26. "Just give me my fucking pizzas, Pinkie."
  27. >"Oh you're no fun."
  28. >Today was not a chocolate lava day.
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