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By: MDL on Aug 27th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.64 KB  |  hits: 27  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Wake up and head to the mirror.
  2. >Begin flexing and checking yourself out.
  3. "Gahd damn. Look atcha ya beast."
  4. >You are Anon.
  5. >Legendary Guido.
  6. >Go to the sink to shave every inch of your body.
  7. >Skip the shower and spray Axe chocolate body spray all over yourself.
  8. "I gotta be at the gym in 5 minutes, betta style my hair quickly then."
  9. >Take out a fresh bottle of 'Shay la Guido' hair gel.
  10. >Squeeze the whole damn bottle in your hand.
  11. >After 30 minutes of making sure your hairs just right, you head downstairs.
  12. >Make a protein shake consisting of raw eggs, Captain Morgan's, and tanning lotion.
  13. >There's a knock on the door just before you reach
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