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By: MDL on Mar 30th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.20 KB  |  hits: 26  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The alarm goes all like "BLAR BLAR BLAR"
  2. >Double dragon punch the shit of it.
  3. >Jump out of bed revealing your nude body.
  4. >Fluttershy bursts through your wall.
  5. >"I smell exposed dick!"
  6. >She gets into a charging stance.
  7. >Pull out your red cape and curly stache.
  8. "O'le"
  9. >Yellow Molesto charges you.
  10. >Side step and reveal a 2 ton anvil behind the cape.
  11. >Crouching yellow hidden rapist charged to fast and couldn't react in time.
  12. >Her stupid horse face slams right into the metal.
  13. >She stammers around the room, while little Anon's dance around her head.
  14. >She regains her composure.
  15. >Determination for the meat that swings between your legs increases.
  16. >She charges.
  17. "WAIT!"
  18. >Fluttershy stops mid-charge.
  19. >Walk over to your bitchin' stereo system.
  20. >Her eyes follow you.
  21. >Pull out a CD that says 'Now That's What I Call $hit™'
  22. "It's a mix tape my friend Craig gave me."
  23. >"Cool."
  24. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy9YB1coMw
  25. "Well that's not it."
  26. >Skip to next song.
  27. >http://youtu.be/tvtJPs8IDgU?t=19s
  28. "Fuckin' shit."
  29. >http://youtu.be/zUtnwcv-quE?t=29s
  30. "WHAT THE HELL CRAIG!"
  31. >Grab the CD out and throw it against the wall.
  32. >"Hey man, two of those three songs were good."
  33. "....Yeah, they were."
  34. >"Still wanna fight?"
  35. "I guess."
  36. >Both of you get back into stance.
  37. >She charges at you.
  38. >Luckily you have a secret weapon.
  39. >Pull out an unnecessarily large tub of spinach.
  40. >Quickly consume all leafy goodness.
  41. >Power surges through you to your dangle.
  42. >Your penis flexes.
  43. "Epp epp epp."
  44. >Reel back your penis.
  45. >This entire time Fluttershy has been charging at you.
  46. "I hope you like....Penis Ball."
  47. >Smash the charging rapist with your salami stick.
  48. >She sails through the air.
  49. >"I'll get that winky in my kitchen sinky one dayyyyyy." She yells as her voice get quieter as she sails through the sky.
  50. __________________________________
  51. "And that kids, is how I met your mother."
  52. >"Fucking bad end."
  53. >"Yeah fuck you Dad. I wish I had two moms instead of you."
  54. "What if your mother didn't die in that horrible donkey sex act we tried to do and heard you say that?"
  55. >Both children hang their heads in shame.
  56. "Now go to bed."
  57. >They sulk up the stairs.
  58. >Put on your lipstick.
  59. "I just wanna be pretty again."
  60. END
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