Title:           PeenyButter
Author:          MDL
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/A5b1wGDV
First Edit:      Thursday 18th of July 2013 10:51:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 18th of July 2013 10:51:03 PM CDT

>Day surprise in Equestria
>You are Anon
>And you are black. Just kidding.
>You wake up a do your double S you skip the third because you don't have to poop.
>You head downstairs
"I could get breakfast or I could search the interweb on my new handy dandy laptop.
>Long story short you have a laptop.
>You realize Equestria doesn't have interwebs.
"Fuckin' horse planet."
>Then you remember you had games as well.
"Aw yeah bought to pop in this shit."
>You open the disc drive and are immediately filled with rage.
>You say no words you just leave for Sugar Cube Corner, laptop in hand.
>You see Fluttershy walking towards you.
>"H-hey Anon are ass-less chaps your fetish?"
>You notice she's wearing black ass-less chap and swaying her flank seductively in front of you.
>You just grumble at her and attempt to hide your boner, because it was your fetish.
>"Anon?" She asks following you.
>When you arrive you see the rest of the Mane 6 sitting at one table.
>You walk over and put your laptop down.
"WHO THE HELL PUT PEENYBUTTER IN MY DISC DRIVE."
>"Your what darlin?" Rarity says.
"This is what, bitch."
>You say opening the disc drive.
>"Oh no there's peenybutter in Anon's disc drive and the proms tomorrow!" Twilight said raising her hoof to her head expressing her panicked state of mind.
"What the hell?" You say confused.
>"Ah'm actually more pf a grape person." AppleJack says.
"Stop trying to change the subject!" You say annoyed.
>"I'm gay." Rainbow admits.
>Everyone stops and looks at her.
>"We know." everyone says in unison.
>" I used to ride a motorcycle. VROOM VROOM ERRRRR!" Fluttershy says making more motor cycle noises.
>"I'm not wearing any pants." Pinkie says hopping around.
>You start getting frustrated and confused
"That's it! I'm leaving."
>You leave the shop while everyone still goes one about their weird-ass business.
>"Did he leave." Rarity asks.
>"Yes." The rest of the Mane 6 say.
>"Good he must never know of our plan." Rarity says rubbing her hooves maniacally together.
>"EVERYONE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF PEENYBUTTER!" Rarity shouts standing on a table.
>"Yes master, yes master." The rest of the Mane 6 repeat while bowing before her.
 
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