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Pansexual

By: MDL on Aug 31st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.26 KB  |  hits: 44  |  expires: Never
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  1. >wake up to the sound clinking metal in your bed.
  2. >Turn over and smile at the sauce pan on your pillow.
  3. "Hey baby. I hope you had fun last night."
  4. >"..."
  5. "Oh you're naughty."
  6. >Get out of bed to do the Triple S.
  7. >You are Anon.
  8. >Pan-sexual.
  9. >Walk downstairs and prep for breakfast.
  10. >Get out a pan for the eggs.
  11. "Damn girl, you got a nice handle."
  12. >Start cracking eggs and pour the delicious chicken fetus in the pan.
  13. "That's right take it you whore."
  14. >The egg sizzles against the hot metal.
  15. "Yeah awww yeah babe."
  16. >Finish making your breakfast.
  17. >Kiss the scolding hot metal.
  18. >Don't care that your lip are suffering third degree burns.
  19. "I'll be back."
  20. >Put the pan in the sink and start eating your breakfast.
  21. >A knock at the door interrupts your meal.
  22. "Damn."
  23. >Wipe your mouth and answer the door.
  24. >Stare in awe as Fluttershy wears metallic clanky goodness.
  25. >"I-I noticed how much you like pans."
  26. "Shhh shhh. Your voice will ruin what the pans are saying."
  27. >"O-okay."
  28. >Pick her up and take her to the bed.
  29. "I don't need this."
  30. >Tear the pans off Fluttershy."
  31. >Grab her and hold her out of the window.
  32. >"B-but I-I guessed your f-fetish right."
  33. "That's true, but until your horse pussy feels like I'm banging RoboCop, I ain't touching you."
  34. >Toss her out the window.
  35. "Now. Time to get the sex started."
  36. >Turn the lights down and turn on what gets pans hot.
  37. >It's every audio from every movie where pans would accidentally fall.
  38. .................................................................
  39. >Be Fluttershy
  40. >Outside of Anon's house.
  41. >The only thing you can here is clanking metal and the bed shaking.
  42. >Flutter up to his window.
  43. "O-oh my."
  44. >You watch Anon thrust his maleness into the pile of cooking ware.
  45. >Start getting turned on.
  46. >Begin hoofing yourself.
  47. ...............................................................
  48. >Be Anon again.
  49. >See Fluttershy mashing her marehood to your sexing up the metal.
  50. >Immediately go flaccid.
  51. "I'll be back my sweets."
  52. >Pick up your worse pan. Bertha.
  53. >Throw her at Fluttershy.
  54. >Bertha knocks her out.
  55. >You didn't want Bertha anyways.
  56. >That rusty old cum dumpster of a skillet meant nothing to you now.
  57. >Sigh as you remember the good times with Bertha.
  58. "Oh well."
  59. >You go back to bed and continue.
  60. >Fucking your pans.
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