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Make Peace, Not Love: Pt 1

By: MDL on Jun 24th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.77 KB  |  hits: 21  |  expires: Never
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  1. Alright Nebulus, here you go!
  2. >You are Anon, and right now you hate your life
  3. >Princess Celestia is having you go to the griffon kingdom to establish peace among the P0ny Kingdom and Griffon Kingdom
  4. >Which would have been fine by you, seeing as how your are the DIPLOMAT TO FOREIGN LANDS, and you love the Griffons. In more ways than one.
  5. >But that bitch made Flutterfuck your assistant during the trip.
  6. >She's been your assistant before but it didn't work out because of her constant rape attempts and not actually getting any work done.
  7. >You hated Fluttershy
  8. >Worst of all she knew what you were into since see always saw you staring at Gilda whenever she visited, and she found your crotch-less bird suit.
  9. >"H-hey Anon"
  10. >Your broken from your mental screaming
  11. What Fluttershy? you ask turning to her
  12. >"I-i'm really excited for this trip together" she says through her beak
  13. >Wait? Her beak?
  14. >She's wearing a damn beak
  15. Damn it Toucan Sam be serious! you say ripping the beak off her
  16. >She rubs her snout
  17. >The train starts pulling away from the station
  18. This is gonna be a long trip. you say under your breath
  19. >"What was that?"
  20. >You look to Fluttershy again and see she has talons
  21. OH COME ON!
  22. >5 hours later, your in your room doing paper work, when Fluttershy enters
  23.  
  24. Ah hello Fluttershy, I was wondering I you could sort these files for me? you hand her a folder of unsorted paperwork that you spent hours working on
  25. >"O-okay, anything for you Anon." she leaves the room to do your task
  26. Thank you.
  27. >This might not be that bad after all
  28. >You take a break to rest, leaning back in your chair, you hear as the train clicks on down the track
  29. >You soon drift off to sleep
  30. >You soon wake up to a weird sound, like a kissing sou- and oh shit Flutershy is kissing you
  31. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. FLUTTERSHY!
  32. >"O-oh I didn't mean to wake you." she says while hiding behind her mane blushing heavily
  33. BITCH! The problem isn't that you woke me up, the problem was that you were kissing me. In my sleep none the less!
  34. >"I-im s-sorry" she starts crying
  35. >Oh come on
  36. >Sigh
  37. It's alright Fluttershy, well not really- (sigh again) I know you like me a lot, I get that, always doing bird-like shit to arouse me. But You can't take advantage of someone like that, it's not okay.
  38. >"..."
  39. Fluttershy look at me.
  40. >She looks up at you
  41. Let's just try to enjoy the train ride because once we get off, we'll be really busy with work and meetings of negotiation, got it?
  42. >She perks up
  43. >"Got it"
  44. Okay, good. Hey where are those files I gave you?
  45. >"O-oh yeah about that..."
  46. What did you do?
  47. >"Follow me"
  48. >Fluttershy leads your to her room, which is just right across from yours. She opens the door.
  49. What the hell is that?
  50. >"I-it's a nest"
  51. Made from what?
  52. >"The papers you gave me, I thought you'd like it and would want to ...*mumble mumble"
  53. YOU MADE A FUCKING NEST FROM THE HOURS OF WORK I DI- wait? I made copies. Where are those?
  54. >"Here." she says handing you the document
  55. Thank yo-. Fluttershy?
  56. >"Y-yes?"
  57. Did you draw on these?
  58. >"Yes, do you like them?"
  59. >You look down to see crude crayon drawnings of you doing Fluttershy in your crotch-less Griffon suit
  60. >It's looks like a child with Down Syndrome drew it
  61. >"Well?"
  62. >You don't say a thing, you just walk out of her room, go back in to yours and close the door
  63.  
  64. >You are Fluttershy and Anon loved the drawing, you could tell.
  65. >" GOD DAMN, MOTHERFUCKING SHIT..."
  66. >You hear Anon yell from his room
  67. Oh he must be having trouble framing it.
  68. >You go to lay down in your new nest/bed
  69. Three whole days alone with Anon! I can't believe it!
  70. >You start giggling
  71. I must get him to rut me before the end of this, then he'll love me forever!
  72. >You get excited at the thought of Anon's hands all over you
  73. >You creep your hand south toward your marehood and begin to-
  74.  
  75. >You are Anon, and you are extremely pissed off at Fluttershy
  76. AHHHHHH! WHY IS SHE SO DUMB!
  77. >You yell punching a hole in the wall  
  78. Shit! Now I have to pay for that!
  79. >You get started on redoing the documents Fluttershy messed with
  80. All that hard wor-
  81. >You hear something from Fluttershy's room
  82. What the hell?
  83. >You open your door and press your ear against Fluttershy's door
  84. >"O-oh Anon... ohhhh don't stop... I'm about to cu-"
  85. >You burst through the door
  86. What are you doing?!
  87. >Just then Fluttershy releases her juices all over you
  88. >You stand there, in shock, not sure of how to react about this whorse juices on you
  89. >Fluttershy just looks at you panting
  90. I-I thing I-i'm g-going to throw u-
  91. >Suddenly you vomit all over Fluttershy's floor
  92. >"ANON! Are you okay?"
  93. Get away from me you disgusting slut! you say wiping your mouth
  94. >"S-slut?"
  95. >She starts crying
  96. OH FUCK THIS! you say storming out of Fluttershy's room and slamming the door on yours
  97. >You sit down and rub your temples
  98. Yep, this is going to be a long trip