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MDL's BIRFDAI

By: MDL on Apr 1st, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.61 KB  |  hits: 22  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be me, MDL.
  2. >Wake up today on the glorious day.
  3. >Your Birthday.
  4. "Maybe Fluttershy won't try to have the sex with me today."
  5. >Walk to the bathroom and look in the mirror.
  6. >Flex your pecks and arms.
  7. "Oh hello there Octavia." You say to your mirror while still flexing.
  8. "Oh what am I doing?"
  9. "Just checking the gains."
  10. >Stop flexing.
  11. >Today your gonna look that gift horse in the mouth... and then fuck it.
  12. >Go along with your morning routine.
  13. >Head down stairs for a healthy dose of Horse Tranqs and Moose Testosterone.
  14. "AHHH YES, FUGGIN' YES. I AM READY FOR THE DAY!"
  15. >Grab your key before you leave.
  16. >Open the door.
  17. >You see a panicky Fluttershy suddenly stop in her tracks.
  18. >Party decor is behind her.
  19. >Half of Ponyville is there.
  20. >She even got Slash to play at your birthday.
  21. >"SURPRISE!" The crowd erupts.  
  22. >All your friends are here.
  23. >Swift, Priest, Urban, Dom, Jibber, and more!
  24. >Fluttershy approaches you.
  25. "Flutters. What is all this?"
  26. >"I-I wanted your first birthday here t-to be special."
  27. >Wrap your arms around her.
  28. "Thanks. No one's ever done so much for me."
  29. >She blushes then leans into your ear.
  30. >"D-does this m-ean we can have sex?"
  31. "....sure."
  32. >She eeps with joy.
  33. "HA, APRIL FOOLS BITCH!"
  34. >She deflates down to the ground.
  35. >"What do you mean?"
  36. "Ya know, April Fools. Like ha ha it's a joke, I'll never touch you in a romantic way."
  37. >"O-oh."
  38. >Walk away.
  39. >"W-wait! Where a-are you going?"
  40. "To introduce Octavia to Rexxx."
  41. >"Who's Rexxx?"
  42. "My penis."
  43. >"Why do you call it Rexxx?"
  44. "Simple."
  45. >Put on your shades.
  46. "Cause I Rexxx da pussy."
  47. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
  48. END.
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