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Jesusshy

By: MDL on Jul 24th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.73 KB  |  hits: 41  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon, devoted Christian.
  2. >Wake up and pray to the Lord Almighty for this wonderful day.
  3. "God has truly blessed my life."
  4. >You say while looking out the window at the morning sun.
  5. >Do the triple S.
  6. >Whip yourself on the back repeatedly for penance.
  7. >You were looking at a young mare's plot yesterday and you must suffer.
  8. "I do it all for you Jewber (Jesus)."
  9. >Walk downstairs and straighten out the many crosses you have hanging on the wall.
  10. >Grab the Bible and begin to read while you munch down on some oats.
  11. >A knock interrupts your meal and reading.
  12. >Go to answer it.
  13. "Hello Fluttershy. And how has the Almighty Lord Blessed you today?"
  14. >"C-Celestia did a really good job in making the day beautiful."
  15. "I think you're mistaken. Celestia is but a spawn of Satan, but never the less. What can I do for you?"
  16. >"O-okay? I was wondering if spanking is your fetish?"
  17. "Well as it does remind me of my altar boy days with Father O'Mally, I'm  afraid not."
  18. >Fluttershy gets a frustrated look.
  19. >"Why don't you just rut me?!"
  20. >Backhand her across the face.
  21. "YOU WHORE! I would never go against the word of Allah- I mean God."
  22. >Fluttershy is tearing up.
  23. >"I just wanna know what it will take for you to love me."
  24. >You calm down.
  25. "Fluttershy."
  26. >She looks up.
  27. "Take this."
  28. >You hand her your whip.
  29. "And go fuck yourself."
  30. >You slam the door.
  31. "Oh cheese and crackers, I have sinned."
  32. >You throw a bunch of legos across the floor and walk over them many times.
  33. "Must be forgiven, must hurt m-more."
  34. >Pass out from all the pain in your feet.
  35. >Wake up in a white void.
  36. "I-is this heaven?!"
  37. >"I'm afraid not my boy."
  38. >That voice quickly jog's your memory.
  39. "Father O'Mally!?"
  40. >He chuckles.
  41. >"Yes it is me."
  42. "How have you been."
  43. >"We're not here to talk about me."
  44. "What?"
  45. >"It's about your friend, Fluttershy."
  46. "Oh that whore!"
  47. "Now now Anon, you must forgive her of her ways."
  48. "What! Why?"
  49. >"It is what God would want."
  50. "Alright, I'll try."
  51. >"Good."
  52. >He begins to fade away then quickly comes back.
  53. >"Hey remember that weekend you spent at my house?"
  54. "Of course, you blind folded me then put the rod of courage in my mouth."
  55. >"Yeah. Let's not tell any one else that."
  56. >He smack's you on the ass then fade away, again.
  57. >You wake up realizing you were passed out for several hours.
  58. "I must forgive the whor- Fluttershy."
  59. >Open up your door to see you are met with Fluttershy in a Jesus costume.
  60. "Wha-."
  61. >Before you can finish your sentence she knocks you down and throws crosses at you, they pin your shirt down, making it difficult to move.
  62. "Fluttershy stop!"
  63. >"Shhh Shhh Anon. I finally get my way."
  64. >She start grinding on your crotch.
  65. "It's just like that weekend at Father O'Mally's!"
  66. >You spend the rest of the day.
  67. >Fucking Jesusshy.