Title:           Ice cream and boomboxes
Author:          MDL
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ryZnD5tQ
First Edit:      Thursday 17th of October 2013 11:24:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 17th of October 2013 11:24:43 PM CDT

>Day random in Equestria.
>Wake up.
>Triple, no, quadruple back flip out of bed.
>Yeah that's hot.
>Turn the shower on and immediately step in.
>Ignore the Arctic like waters that are shriveling your package into nothingness.
>Once your body is clean you get dressed and head down stairs for some good ol' fashion
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! FUCKING KNOCK BEIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHHH!!!
"Well Gawd damnit."
>Open the door to see Fluttershy.
>Look down to see Fluttershy with a tub of ice cream and a boom box.
"Whaddah ya want Flu-"
>"Shhh. Let my body to the talking."
>Stare at her in slight disgust.
>She turns on the boombox.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOqKwrnuX_s
>She opens the tub of ice cream and starts smearing it all over her.
>You stare in amazement as she rubs the sweet dairy goodness all over her erotically moving body.
>As she does it her eyes are giving you the 'I want it' look.
>Gulp.
>Take off your shirt.
>She moves closer to you.
>Remove the pants.
>She gets even closer assuming this is going to be the no pants dance.
>Quickly push her face down in the dirt.
>Take the ice cream and boombox and sprint to the treebrary.
>Once you arrive you take a moment to catch your breath.
>Knock on the door.
>"Why hello Anon."
>The cheery purple unicorn says.
"Shh shh let me sex you up."
>Turn the boombox on.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdml1iGwns
>Smear the vanilla cream over yourself.
>It dribbles down and stains your Captain America banana hammock that squeezes your genitals in all the right place.
>The mix of the erotic music, sexy dancing, and your slightly above average sized peeny over whelms Twilight.
>She's panting and moving closer to you.
>[Seduction Intensifies]
>She pushes your face in the dirt and runs off with the boombox and ice cream you stole.
"Oh God Damn it."
>Notice rule 63 Spike standing by you, licking her lips at the sweet snow like substance drips down your body.
"Ehh. Why not?"
>Spike pulls out a boombox.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE
>You spend the rest of the day makin' sweet passionate sex with a purple lady dragon.