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Ice cream and boomboxes

By: MDL on Oct 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.08 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day random in Equestria.
  2. >Wake up.
  3. >Triple, no, quadruple back flip out of bed.
  4. >Yeah that's hot.
  5. >Turn the shower on and immediately step in.
  6. >Ignore the Arctic like waters that are shriveling your package into nothingness.
  7. >Once your body is clean you get dressed and head down stairs for some good ol' fashion
  8. >KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! FUCKING KNOCK BEIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHHH!!!
  9. "Well Gawd damnit."
  10. >Open the door to see Fluttershy.
  11. >Look down to see Fluttershy with a tub of ice cream and a boom box.
  12. "Whaddah ya want Flu-"
  13. >"Shhh. Let my body to the talking."
  14. >Stare at her in slight disgust.
  15. >She turns on the boombox.
  16. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOqKwrnuX_s
  17. >She opens the tub of ice cream and starts smearing it all over her.
  18. >You stare in amazement as she rubs the sweet dairy goodness all over her erotically moving body.
  19. >As she does it her eyes are giving you the 'I want it' look.
  20. >Gulp.
  21. >Take off your shirt.
  22. >She moves closer to you.
  23. >Remove the pants.
  24. >She gets even closer assuming this is going to be the no pants dance.
  25. >Quickly push her face down in the dirt.
  26. >Take the ice cream and boombox and sprint to the treebrary.
  27. >Once you arrive you take a moment to catch your breath.
  28. >Knock on the door.
  29. >"Why hello Anon."
  30. >The cheery purple unicorn says.
  31. "Shh shh let me sex you up."
  32. >Turn the boombox on.
  33. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdml1iGwns
  34. >Smear the vanilla cream over yourself.
  35. >It dribbles down and stains your Captain America banana hammock that squeezes your genitals in all the right place.
  36. >The mix of the erotic music, sexy dancing, and your slightly above average sized peeny over whelms Twilight.
  37. >She's panting and moving closer to you.
  38. >[Seduction Intensifies]
  39. >She pushes your face in the dirt and runs off with the boombox and ice cream you stole.
  40. "Oh God Damn it."
  41. >Notice rule 63 Spike standing by you, licking her lips at the sweet snow like substance drips down your body.
  42. "Ehh. Why not?"
  43. >Spike pulls out a boombox.
  44. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE
  45. >You spend the rest of the day makin' sweet passionate sex with a purple lady dragon.
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