Title:           Harry the Bear vs. Anon
Author:          MDL
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First Edit:      Monday 2nd of February 2015 10:55:01 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 2nd of February 2015 10:55:01 PM CDT

>Wake up.
>Do 100 push-ups like it's nothing, follow up with 150 sit-ups.
>Look in the mirror at your gainz.
"Christ, God truly spent more time on me." You say flexing.
>You're Anon, and you are a bear mode lookin' mother fucker/ World Champ UFC fighter.
>Skip the Triple S because you like to work out first, no point in getting clean then immediately sweating like a dog.
>Tapping your world champ heavy weight MMA belt that hangs over your door frame.
>Head over to the gym where you lift and train.
>Upon walking in you're greeted by Snowflake.
>The two of you chat it up for a little before you head over to the weight section.
>Begin your lifts and as usual, the mares are all 'mirin'.
>They're clearly checking out your hot ass as you do squats.
>A sudden chill goes down your spine as you begin your power cleans.
>Look up into the big mirror that runs along the wall and drop your weight.
>Begin to sniff the air.
"She's here." You say looking around trying to find the she-devil.
>You feel a slip slap on your ass.
>"W-what's up babe?"
>Damn, you're right, again.
>Turn around and look down.
"Listen here Flutterfuck, I'm not into you, we will never be a thing."
>"You're just playing hard to get." She says nuzzling into your epic quads.
>Slightly side step and she almost tumbles.
"I literally have dreams of killing you, and every time I do I wake up hard."
>"That just means you want me." She says with a wink.
"It's taking everything in my will power to beat the flight out of your stupid piss colored body."
>"Oh so you like it rough?"
"Why do you think I'm flirting with you? I'm actually threatening your well-being."
>She says nothing, but slides what looks to be  like a business card into your pocket.
>"Call me stud." She says walking away while trying to seductively sway her hips back and forth.
>As she turns a corner you look at the card.
>It's purple contruction paper, written crudely in blue crayon saying: "Cul mi uf yew wuna haev secs :)"
>You tear the construction paper to shreds and continue with your lifts.
 
>Be Fluttershy.
>You think everything went well with Anon.
>Peek behind the corner to see him tear up your card that you worked so hard on.
>Sadness with a little bit of rage builds within you.
"H-how dare he! After I've practically been throwing myself at him."
"I-I've been nothing but nice. It's time to get a little down and dirty, and I know just how to."
>You flutter out of the gym rubbing your hands like the crafty Jew you are.
>Head over to your cottage and throw the door open.
"Angel!"
>The asshole of a bunny looks up from his play-bunny magazine and puts a carrot in his mouth as if it were a cigar.
"Call him."
>He nods and hops away to do what must be done.
"By the end of today, Anon will be mine whether he wants to or not."
 
 
>Be Anon
>You're tired and ready to go home for a shower and a meal.
>Your mouth waters with the thought of proteins.
>Rush home and hop into the shower.
>Before doing stow you check your brisket that's been slow cooking for hours.
>The smell gets you hard.
>Mid way washing your hair, you hear a ruckus down stairs.
>Wrap a towel around yourself and investigate.
>Upon reaching the first floor you see the most horrendous thing.
>There sitting at your table, is Harry the Bear eating your brisket while Fluttershy slowly pets him.
>"Just keep eating my big strong man." She says in a baby voice.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! MY BRISKET!"
>"Why hel-."
>She stops mid-sentence realizing your in a towel.
>She squeals an explosion of orgasms.
>Ignore the whore horse.
>Look to the bear.
"You're gonna pay fucker." You say with tears in your eyes.
>Charge the bear.
>I claws at you.
>Dodge just in time.
>Reverse triangle choke the fucker.
>You can't get a good  grip around it's girthy bear neck.
>It throws you off and charges.
>Roll out of the way while it crashes through your kitchen leaving it in chaos.
"Fluttershy call of your bear before I beat the shit out of it."
>"I'm afraid it is YOU who will have the shit beaten out of." You hear a super Russian voice say.
"The fuck?"
>Turn around a get sent back into a wall by a bear punch.
>Harry walks up to you.
>"For too long Fleuttershai haiz cried herseelf to sleep becuz of man like you."
>Look to Fluttershy.
"When the fuck did the bear start talking?"
>You're quickly silenced with a slice across the chest.
>"Yew neiver gave her thee light of dai."
>He hits you in the stomach as you're still pinned against the wall.
>"Todai, she'll do watevur she wunts to do weeth yew."
"Over my dead asshole." You spit into the bears eyes.
>The bear stumbles back rubbing it's eyes.
>Take this time to hurl punch after punch on him, mainly aiming for his large bear nose.
"You ate the wrong guys brisket you fucking mantel piece."
>Beast mode activated.
>Fluttershy watches in horror as you pulverize her bear friend.
"I MARINATED THAT SHIT FOR 48 HOURS AND SLOW COOKED IT FOR 8!!!!"
>With one final punch you actually knock the fucking bears head off, christ.
>Fluttershy screams and tries to run.
"NOPE!"
>Grab her and hold up Harry's head which drips with blood.
"LOOK AT IT! DO YOU SEE THE MESS YOU'VE MADE?"
>She sobs and shakes her head frantically.
"GOOD GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS." You intensely yell while handing her the head and then kicking her out.
>You look around at all of the damage.
"Shit."
>Go over to the fridge and pull out the other brisket that u marinated for 48 hours.
"Always come prepared."
 
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