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Ginger Anon

By: MDL on Jun 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.81 KB  |  hits: 27  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon
  2. >And the sun is not your friend, nor is anyone else, well except Fluttershy.
  3. >No one likes because you're a souless, curly headed fuck of a Ginger
  4. >You wake up and do the usual
  5. >Pray your Goddess, Wendy, the burger bitch.
  6. >You then go downstairs and get a bowl of Soul-o's
  7. Why can't I just have a soul? You say sighing heavily.
  8. >Suddenly there's a knock at your door, you get up to answer it.
  9. Hey Fluttershy.
  10. >"Hey sexy, mind if I come in the sun is really hurting me." She says trying to sound sexy.
  11. Wha-? You say looking down at her.
  12. >She dyed her mane red, her coat is pale white, and she drew freckles on her face.
  13. >Your Ginger rage begins to build up.
  14. >She starts rubbing sunscreen all over herself, SPF 70, shit's legit.
  15. >But that's when you snapped.
  16. YOU THINK I LIKE BEING THIS WAY!! You shout at her.
  17. >"I-i'm s-sorry I-i didn't know you hate-."
  18. YEAH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
  19. This life style is a curse!
  20. Every time someone asks if you want mayonnaise on your sandwich, you have to get it, it's the way we're built.
  21. I don't even like mayonnaise! You start crying.
  22. >"I'm sorry Anon, I had no Idea."
  23. >"How about I treat you to some cupcakes as an apology?"
  24. I'd like that Flutters, thank you.
  25. >You both leave your house.
  26. WAIT! NO! THE SUN!
  27. I'VE BECOME WEAK, I'M LOSING POWER! You shout slowly shriveling into nothingness.
  28. >Fluttershy stands over your ashes crying for you to come back.
  29. >Suddenly a bright light appears.
  30. >Fluttershy looks up.
  31. >It's you . Same face but not Ginger. In fact you're gorgeous.
  32. >Fluttershy latches on to you
  33. >"You came back! And you're hotter! she says crying.
  34. Yes I know.
  35. >"Now how about those cupcakes cutie?"
  36. Not with you! Bitch I'm fabulous now!
  37. >With that you you slap her in the face and ride into the sunset on your robot lion. Every hot guy gets a robot lion.,
  38.  
  39. END
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