Flutterrape: The Beginning

> You wake up and rub the back of your pained head

Where the hell am I

" Oh good you can talk!"

>You see a purple unicorn staring right at you

>No way she's real

>You poke at her

"Oh he likes to touch"

> You turn your head to see a blue Pegasus with a rainbow dyke hair cut

> You then notice three more pony things staring at you  

> One orange with a cowboy hat, another white with purple hair, and lastly a yellow one with a pink mane that looks to and blushes

I don't mean to be a dick but how are horses talking

" How rude, we are ponies" says the marshmallow one

My bad, damn

> You see another one appear and before you can say anything a pink blur pounces on

"OHMYCELESTIAwhoareyouhowareyouwhereareyoufrom

>You push her off you

"I'm Pinkie Pie" says the pink one that tackled you

"Ahm Applejack" says orange cowboy pony

"Hello I'm Twilight Sparkle" says the purple unicorn

"You might already know me, I'm Rainbow Dash" says the blue dyke

"I am Rarity" says the marshmallow

" Hi-i I'm Fluttershy-y" says yellow one

> Great I'm in a Planet of the Ape world but without the war and apes, so it's not even like Planet of The Apes

I'm Anon

>You say as you finally rise and show your full stature

>They all look at you wide eye while the Flutterhi or somethings wings pulse

>What the hell?

"Oh my, do you mind if I run some tests on you"

Will they hurt?

"No"

Sure.

>Honestly your not surprised about they're reaction but damn you felt cool

>You towered over them at a height of 6'5" and weighed like 260c and were muscular becuase of the sports you played in school, you were a biggin alright

"Follow me we'll get you somethin to eat" says PurpleLight

Coolio!

>You arrive at Sugar Cube Corner and are given a smoothie

>You drink the shit out of it

"So Nony, what did you do back on this Earth place?" asks Pinkie Pie

>Begin to tell them your story

Well I played football (American) in HighSchool

"OH they have football there too" Says Blue speed

What you have it here?

>Awesome

Awesome

"Did you ever have a marefriend?" Fluttershy asks before blushing and hiding behind her mane

Marefriend? Oh you mean girlfriend.... no

>her ears perk up at the sound of this

>To be honest you never really were a ladies man

>You had plenty of friends both boy and girl but you were a Friend Zone Fred when it came to getting a girl, you've had some but the most was like three and they lasted only a moth or a couple of weeks

>you finish your life story and realize the suns going down

Oh shit

"What" they all say

Where am I going to stay?

>Flutterbutt opens her mouth but before she can say a thing Twi butts in

"You can stay with me until we find you a house, besides I'd like to learn more about your species"

Sweet, Thanks

>You say you goodbyes to the other magical talking ponies and you walk home with Twi and for some reason Flutters

>You talk to Twi during the entire walk about Humans and notice Fluttershy looking  at you and then blushing once you notice and smile at her

...Anyways so that's why men cower every time a woman says it's that time of the month

"Interesting" Twi says while writing down notes

"Well we're here"

>You see a big tree with a door on it

What are you a keebler elf?

>you chuckle at your own joke

>shes just looks at you funny, swing and a miss

>You turn around to say goodbye to Yellow Quiet but she's already walking away

End of Part one