Flutterrape: The Beginning UNFINISHED

>Wake up and rub the back of your pained head

'Where the hell am I?"

>You view your surroundings.

"I'm definitely not home."

>"Oh good you can talk!"

>The new voice makes you snap your head up.

>You see the owner of the voice. A purple unicorn is smiling at you.

>No way she's real

>Poke at her

>"Oh he likes to touch."

>Turn your head to see a blue Pegasus with a rainbow dyke hair cut.

>Notice three more ponies things staring at you.  

>One orange with a cowboy hat, another white with purple hair, and lastly a yellow one with a pink mane.

"I don't mean to be a dick, but how are horses talking?"

>"How rude, we are ponies not hersus" the snooty purple haired one scowls.

"Damn, my bad."

>See another one appear and before you can say anything a pink blur pounces on your chest, knocking you back down.

>"OHMYCELESTIAwhoareyouhowareyouwhereareyoufrom?"

>Push her off you

>"I'm Pinkie Pie."

>"Ahm Applejack." says orange cowboy pony

"Hello I'm Twilight Sparkle." the purple unicorn says preparing her pen and paper.

>"You might already know me, I'm Rainbow Dash."

>Roll your eyes at the Rainbow mane pony.

>"I am Rarity, it's a pleasure to meet you."

>She presents you her hoof for a kiss, as if she were royalty.

>Not happening.

>Ignore Marshmallow bitch and turn your attention to yellow one.

>"Hi-i I'm Fluttershy-y."

>Great you're in a Planet of the Ape world but without the war and apes, so it's not even like Planet of The Apes.

"I'm Anon."

>You rise and show your full stature

>They all look at you wide eyed, while the Flutterhi or something cowers in fear.

>What the hell?

"What's wrong?"

>Concern and confusion in your voice.

>"Y-yer huge. Perfect for apple buckin'"

>The cowpony says approaching you in awe.

>She's bumped out of the way by a pink [spoiler]rump[/spoiler].

>"Don't be silly, he should help me make cupcakes and throw parties."

>The now mad cowpony charges at the pink hyper one.

>"I say Apples."

>"Parties."

>"Apples."

>"Parties."

>While the two argue, the purple unicorn approaches you.

>"Do you mind if I run some tests on you?"

>You're a little shocked by the question.

"W-what kinda tests."

>The purple unicorn cracks a small smile.

>"Just how you digest, breath and reproduce."

>The small lists of test now has you freaked out.

"HOW ARE YOU GONNA TEST THOSE?!"

>The purple unicorn takes a step back in fear, but then relaxes when she sees the panic on your face.

>"Don't worry. I'll use my magic. It won't hurt one bit."

>And like a small frightened child you ask.

"P-promise."

>She smiles at you.

>"I promise.

>She grabs your hand with her magic.

>You wince at the sight, but let out a relieved sigh when you notice it doesn't hurt.

>She starts taking you to her destination.

>The rest of the ponies follow suit, ending there bickering.

>They lead you through there colorful town.

>Ponies passing by stopped what they were doing to look at you.

>You can't really blame them.

>You towered over them at a height of 6'5" and weighed 260.

>You are well built for your stature, all those years of football really made you the size you are today.

>The nice unicorn holding your hand interrupts your thoughts. "Here we'll get you something to eat, you must be starving."

>They take you to what looks like a bakery, with a big sign saying Sugar Cube Corner.

>You're lead to a booth.

>"I'll go order for the table, I'll be right back.

>The purple unicorn releases her artificial grip from you.

>The Pink sugar-rushed one brings your attention to her.

>"So Nonny. Where ya from?"

>You explain you're from a place called Earth.

>You also tell them your life story.

>Summing up events from your life from childhood to adolescence.

>Even Football, your favorite sport, was brought up in the discussion.

>Twilight returns with the baked goods.

>"Did you guys already ask him questions?"

>The purple unicorn asks with a raised brow.

>"You betchya we did. Nonny's life was so cool. And he was just about to explain us what a f-fewtball is."

>Pinky says bouncing around in anticipation.

 

>Awesome

Awesome

"Did you ever have a marefriend?" Fluttershy asks before blushing and hiding behind her mane

Marefriend? Oh you mean girlfriend.... no

>her ears perk up at the sound of this

>To be honest you never really were a ladies man

>You had plenty of friends both boy and girl but you were a Friend Zone Fred when it came to getting a girl, you've had some but the most was like three and they lasted only a moth or a couple of weeks

>you finish your life story and realize the suns going down

Oh shit

"What" they all say

Where am I going to stay?

>Flutterbutt opens her mouth but before she can say a thing Twi butts in

"You can stay with me until we find you a house, besides I'd like to learn more about your species"

Sweet, Thanks

>You say you goodbyes to the other magical talking ponies and you walk home with Twi and for some reason Flutters

>You talk to Twi during the entire walk about Humans and notice Fluttershy looking  at you and then blushing once you notice and smile at her

...Anyways so that's why men cower every time a woman says it's that time of the month

"Interesting" Twi says while writing down notes

"Well we're here"

>You see a big tree with a door on it

What are you a keebler elf?

>you chuckle at your own joke

>shes just looks at you funny, swing and a miss

>You turn around to say goodbye to Yellow Quiet but she's already walking away

End of Part one