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Flutterrape: The Beginning Part 3

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  1. >Wake up damn it your inner alarm clock tells you
  2. >You wake up feelin like a million smack-a-roonies
  3. >Tonight is the party Pinkie and the others have been planning for you
  4. >For some reason you feel nervous
  5. >Ignoring your feelings you go to unleash your demon on the toilet, after you finish the rest of the triple S
  6. >You go down stair to see Twilight and Spike already eating breakfast
  7. Hey Twi, hey Spike
  8. "Hey Anon would you like me to make you some breakfast?" Twilight says
  9. Nawww I'm good I think ill go to the gym and get a smoothie afterwards
  10. >Motherfuckin' smoothies
  11. >You leave the house tree/ library to head to pump up dem guns
  12. >Bitches love your guns
  13. >You finish lifting and head down to Sugar Cube Corner
  14. >When you walk in your greeted by Pinkie
  15. "HIYA NONNY"
  16. Hey Pinkie
  17. " I know what you want"
  18. >you blush
  19. "Here ya go Nonny"
  20. >Pinkie places a big ol' smoothie in front of you
  21. Thanks Pinkie
  22. "Sooooooo are you excited about tonight"
  23. Yeah Pinkie thanks for taking time away to do this
  24. "Oh its my pleasure Nonny" shes seductively says
  25. >You blush even harder
  26. See ya Pinkie
  27. "See ya tonight Nonny"
  28. >You leave the small bakery and head to Rarity's
  29. >She told you she had an outfit for you to wear at the party tonight
  30. >You approach the Boutique and knock on the door
  31. "Sweetie could you get that" you hear Rarity yell
  32. >You see a tinier marshmallow pony answer the door
  33. "HIYA MR. ANON" she says with a slight crack in her voice
  34. >Motherfucking adorable
  35. Hi Sweet-
  36. >Before you could finish Rarity bumps her out of the way
  37. "Oh Anon I didn't realize it was you" she says with a light red tint on her cheeks
  38. > you chuckle a little
  39. Hi Rarity, you said you had something for me to try on
  40. "Oh of course please do come in" she says before zipping off to get your clothes
  41. >you stand there with Sweetie Bell
  42. So Sweetie how are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
  43. "Their gre-
  44. >Once more she's cut off before she can finish
  45. "Here you go Anon, I made it special" shes says with seductive eyes and a blush
  46. Thanks
  47. >You give her a smile and go to try it on
  48. >You come out
  49. >And damn you pretty fly for a white guy
  50. >The shirt is black with a purple trim and hugs your arms and chest
  51. >The pants are plain kacky's but with Rarity's cutie mark on the back pocket
  52. >Simple but great
  53. "Oh my" she says fanning herself
  54. "You look quite charming" she says to add on to her previous remark
  55. "Yeah Mr.Anon you look GREAT" Sweetie chimes in
  56. >You smile at them both
  57. Thank you ladies your all to kind
  58. "I'm sorry Anon but I have much work to do for tonight party" she suddenly says
  59. What do you have to do?
  60. "I uhh...have some last minute party orders" she says stumbling with her words
  61. "And I wanna look my greatest for you" she whispers under her breath
  62.  I'm sorry what was that?
  63. "Nothing!" she says before slamming the door on you
  64. Okayyy?!
  65. >You head back to Twilight's to get ready for the party
  66. Hey Twi
  67. "Hey Anon, you ready for tonight's party?"
  68. Yeah but everyone's acting kinda weird
  69. "They must just be excited"
  70. Maybe
  71. >silence
  72. Well I'm gonna go get ready now
  73. "Yep me too"
  74. >You both leave the semi-awkward situation to ready yourselves
  75. >You take another shower to get all of that stanky manliness off of you
  76. >In the shower you begin to sing
  77. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMlj28o-Avk
  78. >you grab some Irish spring, oh yeah bring the spring, and begin to lavender and rinse, you repeat to make sure for maximum good smelliness
  79. >you step out of the show and dry off
  80. >you put on some old spice fiji, oh ohhhhh bring me some fiji
  81. >you style your hair the way you like it
  82. >you put on your new digs Rarity made you and check yourself out in the mirror
  83. Damnn son you lookin mighty fine
  84. >You head down stairs you had 5 minutes to be at the party
  85. >Twilights in the kitchen
  86. >She looks at you and she's surprised, pleasantly, by your appearance
  87. How do I look? you see giving her a 360 degree rotation of your luscious man body
  88. >She snaps out of her trance
  89. "You look... Amazing" she finally says
  90. Thanks, you not to bad yourself. you say to her with a wink
  91. >This brings redness to her cheeks
  92. Shall we? you say smiling and offering your arm for her to lock on to
  93. >She takes your arm smiles and says
  94. "We shall"
  95. >You leave the house to go to your party
  96. END of Part 3
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