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Double Dick Donny (FR)

By: MDL on Feb 13th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.71 KB  |  hits: 64  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The alarm clock rings.
  2. >Wake up with a stretch and rubbing of the eyes.
  3. >Make your way to the bathroom.
  4. >Turn on the shower to let the water get warm.
  5. >While you wait, you decide to shit.
  6. >When you sit down both of your dicks touch the water.
  7. >That's right. You have two dicks.
  8. >Double Dick Donny, your friends used to call you, even though your name is Anon.
  9. "Gah! I hate when they touch the water!"
  10. >Grab your two dicks and pull them out of the water.
  11. "I knew I shouldn't have bought 'Ron Jeremy's Six Secrets to Six Inches™' penis pills."
  12. >Ever since you bought 'Ron Jeremy's Six Secrets to Six Inches™' it's been nothing but trouble for you.
  13. >It's gotten Fluttershy wetter than a slip n' slide.
  14. >Everyday she says 'C'mon, one for the attic one for the basement.'
  15. >At first you never really knew what it meant, until she showed by duct-taping to summer squash to a mannequin and demonstrating her "preferred method".
  16. >Check the shower water and it's just right.
  17. >Take two globs of lotion in each hand.
  18. >Step in the shower and begin to furiously masturbate.
  19. >You only like to punch the clown in the shower.
  20. >The only time to choke the chicken is shower time.
  21. >Grab both meat logs and begin skiing.
  22. >Pump furiously up and down.
  23. >It was like using a shake weight.
  24. >With in a matter of one minute and thirty-five seconds, you release your love batter all over Fluttershy.
  25. "Wait.... FLUTTERSHY!"
  26. >Fluttershy begins to run your unborn tadpoles all over her fur.
  27. >"Soooo gooooddddd."
  28. >Grab her by the mane.
  29. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!"
  30. >She cowers from your gaze.
  31. "ANSWER DAMN IT!"
  32. >"W-well your two dicks a-are so hawt." She says trying to slurp up her drool.
  33. >"A-and ever since you got 'Ron Jeremy's Six Secrets to Six Inches™' I couldn't handle myself."
  34. >You can't take this shit anymore.
  35. >Put Fluttershy down.
  36. >Twirl your hips.
  37. >Begin the ancient and forgotten technique; Double Helicopter Dick.
  38. >Your two meat logs twirl faster and faster.
  39. >Objects round you begin to burst away from your presence.
  40. >You're actually doing it, it's going to work!
  41. >Fluttershy looks away from the bearing wind, stinging her eyes.
  42. >You're lifted into the air.
  43. >Look down to Fluttershy.
  44. "See ya later. Nerd."
  45. >She stares in awe as your flappy tally-wackers lift you into the air.
  46. >You fly high over Ponyville.
  47. >Soon the ponies are now nothing but ants.
  48. >Higher and higher you go.
  49. >The World stares in awe at you.
  50. >Eventually, you are out of sight of the flabbergasted ponies.
  51. >Fluttershy wipes her tears away.
  52. >"He's an angel now."
  53. >Legends were made about you.
  54. >Stories were passed on from generation to generation.
  55. >You made the Wheaties cereal box cover.
  56. >All thanks to...
  57. >'Ron Jeremy's Six Secrets to Six Inches™.'
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