- >Wake up next to a sleeping purple unicorn.
- >Try and get out of the bed without waking the sleeping beauty.
- >Smile, as you watch her snuggle with your pillow, using its warmth and scent to replace yours.
- >Make your way to the bathroom to begin your morning routine.
- >Shit,shower, and shave.
- >As you cross your room the unicorn wakes up.
- "Good morning Twilight. Did you sleep well?"
- >She blushes at your question.
- >"G-good morning Anon. Yes I slept very well."
- >You and Twilight started dating a couple months ago and she just moved in.
- "Get ready and I'll make us some breakfast."
- >"Alright."
- >Head downstairs and remedy up some breakfast.
- >Twilight comes down shortly after you finish making the meal.
- >"It smells delicious Anon."
- "Only the best for you."
- >Saying as you give her a peck on the cheek.
- >Sit down and enjoy your meal.
- >Once finished Twilight looks up at you.
- >"You know Shining and Cadence are coming over, right?"
- >You stop in mid walk.
- "Why didn't you tell me sooner."
- >"Don't think I don't know you dislike my brother."
- >It's true, you hated her brother.
- "He's weird, and kind of a dick."
- >"Anon!"
- >Twilight says with a gasp.
- >"That's my brother you're talking about, he's not weird nor is he a dick."
- >The doorbell rings.
- >A huge smile crosses her face.
- >"That's them!"
- >Sigh internally.
- >Twilight trots to the door and swings it open.
- >"Twily!"
- >Shining Armor says with that surfer boy voice.
- >They begin rubbing elbows together.
- >"Elbow sex, elbow sex, incest is best. Put your sister to the test."
- >They both chant.
- >That's the hand shake Shining made up. How Twilight doesn't find it weird as fuck is beyond comprehension.
- >As Shining and Twilight converse, Cadence walks up to you.
- >"Why hello Anon, fancy meeting you here."
- >Giver her a look as though she's drunk.
- "I live here... yeah."
- >"Oh... right of course pshhh duh."
- >Cadence has a thing for you. That's it. She just wants ya. When did it start? You don't know or care, but dat bitch coocoo for cock.
- >You won't lie. You always did think Cadence was cute, and dat flank doe.
- >But you're with Twilight and you're happy the way things are.
- >"So how are you?"
- >Before you can answer her question Shining jumps right into the conversation.
- >"Cadence, why don't you go say hello to Twilight."
- >"O-okay?"
- >Cadence walks over to Twilight and they do there hand shake.
- >Shining's face becomes stern.
- >"I think you know why I'm here."
- >You don't actually.
- "Please. Enlighten me."
- >"I want you to dump Twilight."
- "What! No!"
- >"Please. I want her back."
- "What do you mean? You never lost her."
- >"I-I still lover her."
- "Wait wait wait. You want me to break up with Twilight, so you can date her?"
- >"Y-yes."
- "Man that's fucked up."
- >"I'll challenge you for her!"
- "NO!"
- >You're starting to get creeped out. I mean you thought he was weird and shit. But wanting to date your own sister. Damn pony, you scary!
- >Suddenly there's a bright flash and you appear in a arena.
- "What the hell? Did you teleport us?"
- >There are hundred of ponies cheering for the fight to start.
- >"I will get Twilight. No matter what!"
- >He swings a sword at you, you barely doge it.
- "WHAT THE HELL MAN? STOP!"
- >"THEN GIVE UP AND SAY TWILIGHT IS MINE!"
- "NEVER!"
- >You grab a sword and start swinging at Shining.
- >The battle last for about thirty minutes.
- >You stand across from Shining Armor panting.
- >Fatigue from the long battle has fallen on both of you.
- >He stumbles over you gives one last mighty swing.
- >You try blocking but the swing of his sword knocks yours out of your hand, leaving you defenseless.
- >"Give up Anon, I've won. Twilight is mine." He says while pointing his sword down at you.
- "I'LL NEVER LET YOU HAVE HER. YOU-YOU.... POOP, YOU'RE A POOP."
- >This is your tactic; insult him to tears. Calling him a poop was the perfect way to bring him to tears.
- >Shining Armor just looks at you.
- >"I'm going to kill you know."
- "THE PLAN! IT DIDN'T WORK!"
- >You close your eyes as he pulls back his sword for the final blow.
- >"STOOPPPPPPP!"
- >You open your eyes to see Twilight standing in front of you, shielding you.
- >Shining drops his sword.
- >"You can have me."
- >Twilight says with teary eyes.
- "Twilight?! What're you doing?"
- >"I don't want to see you dead. So Shining take me!"
- "N-NO!"
- >And with that he teleports away with your beloved unicorn.
- >Your left there, on your knees.
- >Debate if you should cry or be mad.
- >Feel a hoof on your shoulder.
- >Turn around to find Cadence.
- >"I'll always be here for you Anon."
- ...........................
- >A few weeks later.
- ..........................
- "LET ME GO!"
- >The stinging pain of a whip against your chest ceases any further words.
- >"Now now. That's not how you treat your lover."
- >You are Anon.
- >You are currently chained up in your own house.
- >And as it turns out Cadence is a sex crazed bitch.
- >How did you get here?
- >You remember sitting there on your knees.
- >You just lost the love of your life.
- >But Cadence was there for comfort.
- >You tried searching for Twilight, but nothing came up.
- >Cadence was by your side the entire time.
- >She fed you when you didn't feel living was necessary, she ran to your side when you'd wake up screaming in the night.
- >After awhile your feeling for her grew.
- >You started dating her.
- >Everything was great until the first time you guys had the sex.
- >You had finished and were falling asleep.
- >The feeling of a fork being inserted into your anus woke you.
- "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
- >The stinging pain of a whip brings you back from the thought.
- "We already had the sex tonight, actually we banged 12 times tonight."
- >"I won't stop until I find what make you rock hard."
- >She then grabs a hamster, a condom, and a very large jar of Vaseline.
- "So... this is how I die."
- >You then sped the rest of the night.
- >With a hamster inside a condom, up your ass.
- >END

