Title:           Anon Brown
Author:          MDL
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/YJBqjr1g
First Edit:      Friday 19th of July 2013 03:45:30 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 19th of July 2013 03:45:30 PM CDT

>You are Anon
>And there's nothing special about you. No super powers, no lumberjack skills, nun-chuck skills, no computer hacking skills. Just Anon.
>You wake up and head on over to the bathroom to begin your daily routine.
>In the middle of your bowl movement you realize you're out of toilet paper.
"Damn it, I left the new rolls downstairs."
>You sigh heavily while doing a walk of shame, with your pants around your ankles, down the stairs while a song plays in your head.
 
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmiSPMHrWQ
>You are interrupted from your disappointment from a knock at the door.
>You hike up your pants anticipating skid marks when you change your underwear.
>You answer the door.
"Hello Fluttershy." You say with a gloomy voice.
>"H-hello Anon, are cute pink maned mares your fetish?" She asks batting her eyelashes.
"I'm afraid not."
>You close the door.
>Fluttershy walks home, head hanging in defeat, in the background you can hear.
 
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmiSPMHrWQ
 
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