Title:           Redheart in Medieval Times
Author:          Lux_
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First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of November 2014 06:27:50 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 7th of January 2015 09:04:32 AM CDT

Posted 9/8/13 (13410206)
 
>You’re Nurse redheart
>Its been a few weeks since you got here.
>Here is Earth, apparently.
>The last thing you remember happening in equestria, is you tending to a wounded unicorn.
>You must've hit a nerve or something, because her horn lit up immediately.
>The next thing you know you're in the middle of a forest.
>The first thing you encountered was a feral dog.
>You had nothing on you when you were teleported, so the best things you had to defend yourself were four hooves and set of blunt teeth.
>The initial battle didn’t go so well for you.
>It ended when an armored biped came to your aid.
>It slew the dog, and the worst of your injuries consisted of a bloodies forehoof.
>The armored creature removed its helmet, and bowed down to you.
>The conversation went something like:
>”I have slew thee vile beast who hatf attackith, ye holy angel.
>Rather than correct him, you offered to help heal his people as gratitude for saving your life.
>You almost lost your life when he brought you to his village.
>All the locals believed you to be a witch in disguise.
>They weighed you on a scale with a duck to confirm this.
>You were heavier than the duck though, and however the test was going to work, it seemed to prove you were not a witch.
>Its only been a few weeks and you’re already starting to wonder if you should have let the dog win.
>These ‘humans’ are the most unhygienic creatures you have ever seen.
>You actually vomited when you saw a human dispose of their excrement by dumping the bucket out the window.
>In all your years of being a nurse, you’ve never vomited. It was a requirement to be able to see gore and brutal flesh wounds and not let it impair your work.
>You’re grateful you can’t catch human diseases, or you’re sure you would have keeled over by now.
>That still doesn’t stop the fleas or the ticks.
>They keep you up at night, scratching and tossing over.
>This place is a nightmare.
>Every day you watch humans roll a cart out, pilled up with dead.
>You’ve learned that these humans are omnivores, and will eat whatever they need to in order to survive.
>That includes their very own horses.
>Every day you have to do your best to heal humans, in order to prove your worth keeping around.
>you’re not sure what you will do when you get your heat cycle.
>You’re not even sure how many days you can keep going on.
>You work too hard to think about getting home.
>you just hope that someone misses you enough to bring you back.