Meta in Equestria 3: D&D part 1

>You are random Fetishy story Anon #23. You were brought into this world through a one shot story involving Fluttershy attempting to guess your fetish and ending with humorous results. Though each one shot story shares similarities and a basic connecting theme they are all separate and unique and so create their own Anon and Fluttershy. You are #23 because there are dozens of you living here in Anon House and it is easier to remember that way. But none of that is important right now because it is Friday and Friday is D&D night.

>For the past few months you and a group Anons have been playing an open campaign every Friday and sometimes Saturday when you had the players. There are about 3 or so Anons who show up regularly to play, you being one of them, and the Anon who DMs for you games. A couple Anons show up to play occasionally when they have the time or nothing better to do. There’s also Gilda, a friend of one of the Rainbros, who joined in about a month ago. Apparently Dungeons and Dragons had become fairly popular in the gryphon  kingdom and she had been wanting to play. It had been translated from DM and player handbooks that one of the Anons had arrived with. It had been reworked a bit to be more pony friendly but even so it had not taken off mainly due to the violence and fighting.

 

 

>As you enter the common room of Anon House, carrying your gaming supplies of dice paper pencils character sheet etc, you see your DM already there setting up his stuff. He was one of the older Anons here. By older you mean he has been here almost a year. He was one of the early Applerape story Anons. Ever since he and that rape happy applejack first appeared in Ponyville she had been chasing after him. He had managed to evade her every time she tried anything but eventually ran out of fucks to give. Once the fortified bunker that is Anon House was finished he moved in with the others and rarely, if ever, leaves. For a dude that is living under the constant state of potentially being raped by an orange pony he is pretty laid back. He basically lets us do whatever when we play as long as it isn’t expressly against the rules. This has led to some hilarious if painfully stupid outcomes.

>Also sitting at the table was “SA” Soldier Anon. A nice guy and one of the few Anons to come into Equestria alone. No applejack rape attempts, no fetishy nonsense or Lyra hand obsession. He could walk down the street and be a normal guy. Lucky bastard. He was a bit of the hero type as well which is probably why he plays a fighter.

 

 

>Next to him was one of the magic Anons or “MA” for short. He was a mage or something. He was smart and one of the more level headed member of your group. He was sort of the defacto leader if only because of that. He played a unicorn wizard, naturally, and has pulled us out of bad situations with fast talking or a well-placed fireball. Except when he misses his target and burns down a forest accidentally like a couple weeks ago. Man those elves were pissed.

>Finally there was the last guy at the table. The man who had singlehandedly fucked your group over more than once with his stupidity. DickAss Thief Anon or DAT. You don’t think he did shit intentionally to fuck you guys over but he just didn’t think thing through before acting. Such as attempting to steal shit from a merchant but failing the sneak roll, then proceeding to kill the merchant and rob the place. When city guards arrived and saw the merchant dead and DAT standing there, he immediately began lying through his teeth. Luckily He passed the bluff check roll or he would have been fucked. Unfortunately his improved lie placed blame on a blood thirsty diamond dog he said just ran out the back door, he had forgotten that one of our players was playing a diamond dog character.

 

 

>If it wasn’t for you and your quick thinking, as well as your magic fishing pole of summoning, you doubt you would have escaped that city without a fight. Since 2 of your players were gone that day, including the one playing the diamond dog, their characters were “sleeping” at the local inn. Everyone at the table was having trouble breathing because they were laughing so hard as you explained your plan and set to carrying it out. Using your magic fishing pole you summon a wheel barrow, a large bag of manure and a diaper. Placing the diamond dog character in the wheel barrow you covered him with the manure until he was not visible. You then put the diaper on the other sleeping party member, a pegasus filly crusader, then place her on top of the pile of shit covering the diamond dog. You then proceeded to walk the fuck out of the city like a boss. Any guards that stopped you were told the same story. You were taking the poor filly to a cleric be cleansed of a curse that has caused her to spew crap almost constantly all night. Not one of them checked the wheel barrow and you waltzed right out. No fucks given.

>That is until Scootaloo found out what you did with her character.

 

 

>Scoots has been playing D&D with us since shortly after we started. She was the real Scootaloo too. Not one of the fanfic doppelgangers that have been popping up with Anons. She had tried to get Sweetie Belle and Applebloom to play but they weren’t interested. So when she heard we had started playing she begged to join us. We couldn’t say no. She wasn’t here at the moment because she was off with the other CMC trying to get their cutie marks. She normally arrived a little late or even had to skip games some times.

>There were 2 other absent members of your group, Gilda a gryphon friend of Rainbros and of course filly fiddler Anon. Gilda had joined a little over a month ago after she came over with Rainbro one day when we were playing. She had been wanting to play since it was released but apparently had no friends beyond Rainbro. Not hard to see why though, she was an arrogant annoying bitch. But she played her ranger well so we let her slide. She was busy this week though so couldn’t make it.

>Filly Fiddler Anon or “FFA” was just a creepy motherfucker. It’s believed he was created in a clopfic or something though no one is sure. Though no fillies have accused him of anything there are still rumors. All you know is the set of CMC that were created and arrived with him in Equestria were taken into protective custody. He missed a few games when he went on a trip to Canterlot but he got back yesterday so he should be here tonight. Playing his filly character…