/mlp/ Request #1: Eclipse of the Lunar Cock

      "a story about futa luna trying to hide her massive horse boner from an unsuspecting twilight".

 

        Luna paced the empty space that was the Canterlot throne room, her pace becoming more and more frantic as the clock ticked closer to one o'clock. At that fatal hour, Celestia would be returning from her lunch with her faithful student, Twilight Sparkle. Normally that wouldn't be a problem for Luna; in fact, Luna usually loved Twilight's visits. But today was different, because this morning Celestia had decided to pull one of her usual shenanigans. Luna awoke this particular morning to the sound of her sister snickering, and also with the first morning wood of her life.

        Luna jerked as the clock rang out, signaling the turn of the hour. Almost as if on cue, the door to the throne room slammed open. Celestia and her student strode towards the throne in the far end of the room, ignoring Luna as they got lost in their own chatter. Thinking quick, Luna ripped the nearest tapestry off the wall with her magic and wrapped it around herself. Luna was tucking in corners and putting in the finishing touches when she finally earned the other two ponies' attentions. Celestia was the first to speak.

"Dear sister, what exactly are you doing?" she asked, knowing exactly what she was doing.

Twilight perked her ears and tilted her head to the side, trying to make sense of the situation.

"IT IS NOTHING, SISTER, WE ARE SIMPLY... MAKING A STATEMENT. ABOUT THE POLITICAL MACHINE. IT IS ALRIGHT IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE ART IN WHICH WE EXPRESS OURSELF."

Celestia, Twilight, and probably everypony else in Canterlot cringed at the use of Luna's royal caps lock.

"Lulu, please use your inside voice," teased Celestia, "You don't want to scare Twilight like you scared all of Ponyville last year."

Luna only glared at the response and turned to the purple mare. "AND H-And how art thou enjoying their trip to Canterlot? All is well, we hope."

Twilight gave a sweet smile and nod in return. Oh, how Luna loved that innocent smile.

        Sparks of mischief spawned in Celestia's eyes for a brief moment. She smiled and pointed out the other tapestry to her student.

"Oh, Twilight, could you be a dear and please get that other tapestry for me? I too feel like making a... statement about the whateverchacallit as well."

Twilight nodded and lowered her head, a purple glow emanating from her horn as she went to work. She's quickly interrupted by Celestia as she puts a hoof on her shoulder, though.

"No, not with your magic, dear student. With your hooves and mouth please."

Twilight looked puzzled. "I-is this a test? I don't understand."

"Oh, you will in due time, Twilight. Just please fetch the tapestry for me."

Luna watched the exchange with careful thought, trying to determine exactly what it was her sister was up to. She watched Twilight go, her flank swaying from side to side so gracefully, her tail swishing back and forth with the shimmering allure that only the most magical of ponies could pr-

Luna shook her head and snapped out of it. Already she was glad for the makeshift dress, as she could feel her new member growing in length.

        But soon she could feel her gaze slipping again as her eyes fell back to Twilight. She watched with unmistakable lust as Twilight tried her best to lunge at the tapestry, her hindquarters scrunching up and launching her into the air with dexterity somewhere in between a buffalo and a tortoise. Luna began to sweat as the poor student tried over and over to grab the tapestry in her mouth, each attempt giving the nocturnal princess a rather pleasing view of her plot in action. She jumped herself when Celestia leaned against her, a grin plastered across her face.

"That's fine, Twilight, I no longer feel all that artistic. Why don't we go for a soak in the hot tub, shall we?"

Twilight nodded in approval, quick to join Celestia on her way out the door.

"You two embrace merriment, we shall remain here. Expressing ourselves. Through the beauty of the metaphorical word." Luna glanced off to the side, unable to stand the sight of Twilight anywhere but underneath her any longer.

Celestia stopped halfway through the door and grinned fiendishly.

"Oh, that won't do, Luna! Really, come with us!" said Celestia, wrapping a hoof around Luna's neck, "I won't take no for an answer. Come along."

Luna groaned as she was dragged out the door by her sister, her improvised toga dragging along with her.

        The two mares and the almost-mare sat in the hot tub together in silence. Luna had managed to take off the tapestry, throw it aside and slip into the tub in one swift motion, unseen by Twilight, much to Celestia's disappointment. Even being in this close proximity with Twilight sent Luna into new levels of excitement, her misplaced cock practically rising out of the water. Twilight and Celestia made idle chatter, at least one of the ponies in the tub unaware of Luna's predicament. But Celestia wouldn't allow the peace to sit for that long, if she had anything to say about it.

"Say, Twilight, why don't you give Luna a hug? It has been a while since anypony besides myself has shown her such kidness. I'm sure she would appreciate it. And we can write it off as a friendship lesson, so you won't have to write me a letter this week!"

Twilight smiled and already began advancing towards Luna, oblivious as to what she was about to encounter. All Luna could do was gawk awkwardly at a loss for words as Celestia grinned wolfishly at the impending incident. Just before Twilight reached her, Celestia called out.

"Wait, Twilight!"

Time stood still for Luna as she contemplated what her sister could possibly say next.

"Why don't you go ahead and sit in her lap instead?"

Luna stifled a screech as Twilight approached, happily turning around and sitting her flank right in Luna's lap. The moments of silence that followed were forever remembered by the present company as the funniest thing that had ever happened in Canterlot halls by one, the most embarrassing thing to happen there by another, and the "greatest learning opportunity" to happen there by the third.