Day at the Spider Spa

>It's been several days since the change

>You told her bro

>You told her about the magic

>But she didn't listen

>And now all the ponies in Equestria were giant spiders because she cast some mysterious spell she found in some dead bearded guy's book

>You stayed the same, of course

>The spell only transformed ponies

>You didn't like the look they gave you

>A hungry stare

>It was the same stare you saw them giving the small critters they now ate

>Spike was pretty much the only non-pony thing alive in town at this point, and only because he could talk

>Most of the ponies' pets were still around, too

>MOST

>Unfortunately Angel was still one of them

>You kept trying to kick him into the various webs around town but he always got out of the way

>Oh well

>Today was a spa day

>You needed to relax

>Apparently the services in Aloe and Lotus Blossom's spa had jumped in quality directly relative to the number of arms they now had

>You had made it a goal to go visit them for a while now, but you were always so distracted with trying to kick rabbits into webs you kept forgetting

>You push open the spa door and walk inside

>The counter is empty, and neither of the po- spiders seem to be present

>You wait patiently by the counter and tap your hand

>Still no sign

>You hum loudly, hoping that they might hear it and come help you

>Still nothing

> “Bonjour, monsieur Anonymous! Are you here for your appointment?”

>You jump and twirl around to face the voice behind you

>Aloe is hanging on a long, spindly thread

>Your eyes follow it up to the ceiling where you take note of her huge network of webs

“H-hey, Aloe. Yes, that sounds about right.”

>She smiles and points two of her arms to the door

>You push it open and walk through

>Lotus Blossom is kind enough to be on the goddamn ground

>She smiles as she sees you walk in

> “Oh, Anonymous! I didn't hear you come in. Come in, let's begin.”

>She ushers you in and points out a massage table

>You strip down and take your spot, lying face down

>At first you are more than a little creeped out as you feel the fuzzy spider legs on your back

>But you have to admit, 8 legs at once feels really good

>Lotus Blossom already knew how to make the body feel good

>All these extra arms were just tools to make it happen

>You sigh and truly relax for the first time in months

>You feel safe and secure

>Nothing could possibly har-

>Fucking OW

>You feel two distinct centers of pain on your left shoulder, and hear a gasp

> “Oh, mon dieu! Je m'excuse, monsieur! I did not mean too! I haven't eaten in so long... and... and...”

>What the fuck did this spider just do to you

“Whad da fug did you jud do do meh?”

>What the fuck is wrong with you

“Whad da fug id wron wid meh?”

> “I... I'm sorry, I'll just- oh, mon dieu...”

“Did you fuggin BIDE meh?”

> “Do not worry! It is not deadly! You... might feel un tout petit drowsy. A tiny bit. But it will be fine!”

“I fuggin hade you spider podies...”

>You feel yourself losing your grip on consciousness

>Eventually you succumb, and your eyelids droop shut

>This is the last time you go to the spa

 

>You wake up again

>You try to get up

>You find you can't move your arms and legs

>You look down at yourself

>You're cocooned in webbing

>Only your face is exposed

>You look around the room

>You appear to be in one of the back rooms of the spa

“Lotus! Aloe! This isn't funny!”

>Well, at least you could talk normal again.

> “Oh, bien sûr, monsieur. Of course it is not funny!”

>If you weren't bound, you would jump again

>You look up to see Lotus Blossom on the web above you, tying some silk strands together

“Get me out of here, Lotus.”

> “Of course. But not now. You are too weak to stand.”

>You scowl

“I don't care. I'm not going to sit here all day until I get better.”

>She shrugs

> “Alright then. Laissez-le. Leave.”

>She stares at you blankly

>You stare back

>You try to wrestle your way out of the webbing, to no avail

>You sigh and go back to staring at the wall

 

>You've been attached to the wall for hours now

>Literally nothing has happened during that time

>Lotus Blossom left about an hour ago to go get something to eat

>If she had done that BEFORE you visited, this wouldn't be a problem

>You try and glare burn marks into the wall across from you

>You can feel your strength beginning to return, but you still can't get free of the webbing

>You're pretty sure even at your strongest you wouldn't be able to tear a single strand, much less a network of webbing

>You hear a door open nearby

>Aloe enters your vision, carrying a clipboard

>She starts taking inventory of the various clutter in the room

>She doesn't notice you yet

“Hey. Aloe. It's... spider pony god. I've come to collect on the sins that you've committed.”

>She jumps

>It's satisfying to see the giant spiders jump for once

> “Merde!”

>She spins around.

> “You scared me, monsieur.”

>She looks around confused

> “What... are you doing there? Where is Lotus Blossom?”

>You open your mouth to answer, but she raises one of her arms to cut you off

> “Never mind. Whatever kinky things Lotus is into, I do not wish to know.”

>Wait what

“No, no, it's not like that.”

> “Because there is a convenient and perfectly reasonable explanation as to why you're naked and bound to the wall, yes?”

>She smirks and raises an eyebrow

“Well. Yes, actually, there is.”

> “I do not want to hear it.”

>She saunters closer, a mischievous grin on her face

> “I only want a part of it.”

>No

>You would have sex with a human

>You would have sex with a pony

>Hell, at this point you would have sex with a diamond dog if she was hot enough

>But you draw the line at fucking spiders

“Aloe, don't you dare.”

> “Please, monsieur Anonymous... I just want a little taste...”

>Nopenopenopenope

>You struggle around in the webbing, to no avail

>Aloe creeps closer

>She reaches your cocoon

>With a smirk, she ducks out of sight

>You can feel a breath of fresh air on your nether regions as she cuts apart the webbing surrounding them

>You can also feel another, warmer breath

“Aloe, I mean it. Back off.”

>You hear a giggle

>Guess that's a no

>Well, you tried

>Aloe begins to massage your shaft with her pedipalps, all the while breathing slow, warm breaths

>This should not feel as good as it does

>You almost feel guilty for the erection you're getting right now

>Aloe seems pleased by it, though

>You feel her mouth close over it

>You literally have a giant spider on your dick right now

>This is quite possibly the be-

>Fucking OW

> “Oh!  Mon dieu, I did not- I am sorry, Anonymous!”

 

>You wheelchair your way through the town square

>Permanent nerve paralysis in both of your legs

>You roll past a large web

>You spy something wiggling in it

>Something small

>Something white

>Something named Angel

>You stare empathetically for a few seconds

>You remember when you were in that same position

>Helpless

>Trapped

>Scared

>...

>...

>...

>You throw a rock at him and roll away

 

>Fucking spider ponies