- >You are a programmer.
- >You adore cute animals, especially fluffies, but you also suffer from heavy allergies.
- >What do.
- >Decide that if you can't have one IRL, you'll just have to simulate one.
- >You begin coding a program that will render a fluffy pony in a virtual environment.
- >It will be the perfect facsimile of a fluffy, down to its A.I.
- >Spend weeks programming things like speech patterns, textures, and realistic fluff rendering
- >After a great deal of work, fluffypony.exe is ready to be launched.
- >Briefly consider the lucrative opportunities in selling this software to abusers so they can torture infinite virtual fluffies.
- >Guess that wouldn't be too bad; after all, they're not real.
- >Put the thought out of your mind for now. It's time to test this baby out!
- >Initialize fluffypony.exe
- >Virtual fluffy pony renders
- >Stands there in front of a whole lot of blank space, looking confused.
- >Environment renders
- >Toys render.
- >Virtual fluffy pony is now happily bouncing around the virtual safe room, playing with a virtual ball.
- >All is going well.
- >A minor bug in the coding causes a buffer overflow.
- >Virtual fluffy pony drowns.
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