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Fluffy Shorts 3 - Fluffy Pony Birthday

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  1. >It seems almost unthinkable, but you've done it
  2. >Your little fluffy pony, Caramel, is turning 9 years old today
  3. >Of course, you threw him a little birthday party
  4. >Balloons, streamers, confetti, a little fluffy pony birthday cake
  5. >You even got him a birthday party hat that he's now wearing with pride as he "nyum nyum nyum"s on his slice of cake.
  6. >"Wuv biwfday pawty, daddy! Wuv daddy! Yoo bes' daddy eba'!"
  7. >He's certainly not a foal anymore, but he's still as happy and energetic as he ever was
  8. >He's been a great companion for all these years.
  9. >You were there from the moment he was born
  10. >Speaking of which...
  11. >You check your watch
  12. >It's almost time!
  13. >"Okay, Caramel, you'll be exactly 9 years old riiiiiiiiiight abouuuuuuuuuuuuut.......now!"
  14. >Fluffy pony cheers with you, then suddenly starts glowing bright
  15. >"Wha happenin? Daddy! Cawamew feew funny!"
  16. >You have no idea what's going on
  17. >The light is so bright you can't look directly at it
  18. >"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
  19. >You avert your eyes until the blinding light fades away
  20. >Your fluffy pony is gone.
  21. >In his place is a full sized, honest to God, MLP FiM pony.
  22. >Same colors as Caramel.
  23. >This new pony looks around the room in awe, staring down at his legs with wonder
  24. >"Daddy? What happened to me? I feel so...different. And my voice is...more clear..."
  25. >"Caramel?"
  26. >The new pony runs towards you and hugs you tightly.
  27. >He smells like...
  28. >"Caramel, it is you!"
  29. >"I love you, Daddy! And now I'm bigger! And I feel smarter! I'll make you proud, Daddy!"
  30. >When fluffy ponies reach the age of 9, apparently they evolve into MLP FiM ponies.
  31. >You hug Caramel back, tears in your eyes.
  32. >"Oh, Caramel, you're such a good boy."
  33. >Then the implications hit you
  34. >You let go and run to your computer
  35. >Go to fluffazon.com
  36. >Order the oldest Applejack fluffy pony you can find
  37. >Now to play the waiting game...
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