Title: Fluffy Shorts 2 - Shag Carpeting Author: LordAnubis Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/8bFPcP6q First Edit: Tuesday 5th of March 2013 02:25:32 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 5th of March 2013 02:25:32 PM CDT >Bring your new fluffy home from the shelter >She's excited as can be, babbling unceasingly about how happy she is and how much she loves you and how amazing every new things she sees is >Adorable. >This is why you got a new one after your last fluffy disappeared. >No abusers in the neighborhood, so it probably found its way outside and went wandering, unable to find its way back home >Ah well. Curious animals will be curious animals >You set the fluffy down on the kitchen floor. She's currently in absolute awe of the dishwasher. >Adorable. >"Okay, Sweet Tart, Daddy's gonna make sure your safe room is all set up. Just stay here for a little bit, alright?" >"Otay, Daddy! Wuv daddy!" >You go down the hallway, and Sweet Tart wanders around the kitchen, admiring everything. >You know who gives a shit about the craftsmanship of the bottom drawers? >Apparently, Sweet Tart does, because she thinks it's the coolest thing >Wait, no, she just noticed the garbage bin. That is now the new coolest thing. >And now it's the kitchen table. >You seeing the pattern here? >As she explores, she waddles into the living room. There's shag carpet all over the floor in this room. >You live in a pretty old house. You keep meaning to renovate, but you just can't ever find time to get that ball rolling. >"Baww? Wuv baww!" >Hush, you. Just continue the story. >"Kay." >Sweet Tart steps onto the shag carpet. It feels soft under her hooves. >Her pen at the shelter didn't have soft floors, so this is a new sensation to her >"Housy haf fwuff too! Wuv housy!" >She gives 'huggies' to the house. >Which would be adorable if you were watching, but at the same time, that carpet hasn't been cleaned since the War on Terror became a thing. >Bleh >Sweet Tart remains oblivious to the stankiness of the carpet, and rolls around happily on it. >It's so soft and relaxing, she can feel herself sinking into it. >"Sweet Tart! It's all ready!" >Your voice snaps Sweet Tart back into focus, and she tries to get up off her back to run to you. >But something is holding her down. >She tries to roll over, but she finds herself sinking deeper into the shag carpet. >She panics and flails her little hooves as much as she can >But it's no use. >The shag carpet drags her under >She can just barely mewl out a feeble "Hewp..." before the carpet swallows her completely. >A moment after her last hoof, reaching out desperately for rescue, goes under, you walk back into the room, holding a cuddly little teddy bear. >"Sweet Tart, I have a little surprise for y-...Sweet Tart?" >You look all around. She's nowhere to be found. >You call out her name throughout the house. No response. >You walk back into the living room and stomp your foot >"Son of a bitch! Another fluffy pony ran away on me. I really need to make sure that back door closes properly." >You pick your socked foot up. >Fluffy hair covers the bottom. >"Yuck. I really need to get this carpet cleaned."