- >Be an abuser.
- >Get a fluffy a few days before Halloween, name it Deadmeat.
- >Teach it all about the rules of Halloween.
- >Make it an adorable little klansmen costume.
- >On Halloween, take the fluffy to the...er...ethnic neighborhood.
- >Don't even bother giving the fluffy a candy bag. Not gonna need it.
- >Fluffy goes to a door.
- >Hide in a bush with a camcorder, ready to document the epic beatdown that's about to happen.
- >Black man opens the door with a beer on his right, a bowl of candy on his left, and a very bemused expression on his face.
- >Wait for it...
- >"Twik o' tweee!"
- >This is gonna be great!
- >"Well, ain't you a cute little cracker!"
- >Wat.
- >Black dude unwraps a piece of candy and puts it in Deadmeat's mouth.
- >"Yummy! Fank yoo, mistah!"
- >"You're very welcome. YO JORDAN! CHECK DIS SHIT OUT!"
- >All the guy's friends come over and admire the fluffy's costume.
- >"Ha! He even got the badge! What's your name, little cracka?"
- >"Fwuffy name Deadmeat!"
- >The guys all nod their head knowingly.
- >FUCK! You're not the first person to try this.
- >So much for that.
- >You quietly try to sneak out of the bushes and go home.
- >Deadmeat's on his own now, not that you ever intended to care for him anyway.
- >Suddenly feel a strong hand on your shoulder.
- >"Trick or treat, dead meat."
- >You hate Halloween.
- Based on http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/6315
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