- >Be in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich for lunch
- >Your toy fluffy is standing on the counter, watching you do stuff, because he loves watching you do stuff
- >He's also waiting for you to give him his own lunch
- >You spread a generous portion of peanut butter all over one slice
- >Toy fluffy licks his lips at the sight of all that sweet creamy peanut buttery goodness
- >Suddenly, you hear your phone ringing in the other room
- >Tell fluffy to stay put, then you go into other room
- >After a quick chat with your friend, you come back in to the kitchen
- >Toy fluffy is flopped on your peanut buttered bread
- >Munching on one side of the slice
- >Clear throat loudly
- >Fluffy notices you and tries to jump off
- >The peanut butter holds him down.
- >Try as he might, he can't overcome the stickiness of the peanut butter
- >He struggles to escape, crumbs around his mouth
- >You sigh.
- >"You're stuck, aren't you."
- >Toy fluffy pushes as hard as he can, only to fall back down, defeated.
- >"...maybe..."
- >You facepalm.
- >Never leave a toy fluffy around food right before lunchtime.
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