Title: Sherm: My Little Anon: Episode 45 Author: Long_Gone_Writer Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Xy74qEwa First Edit: Wednesday 7th of November 2012 09:59:30 AM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 7th of November 2012 09:59:30 AM CDT >>You writhe >>It doesn't feel like you did when you fell asleep >>This alarms you >>Your head thrashes to the right >>You audibly groan >>Your head thrashes to the left >>Your friends; where were they? >>There was something over you >>But it was loose, warm >>Your pain had not left you >>But you had a wider range of motion >>Confusion becomes you >>The last awake moment you were suffering heavily and knew exactly where you were >>Your ignorance to your new locale caused great distress >>Your eyes could not open >>You clenched your teeth >>And audibly protested Let me out! >>You demand I still have things to do! I'll kill em'!   >>A hoof comes down on your shoulder >>“Shhh...!” >>But you don't calm down >>In fact, it just encourages you to buck harder >>You force yourself up into a sitting position >>Whatever it is, it leaps up over you and pushes you back down with plenty of force >>“Calm yourself, Anonymous!” >>The voice was female, and it must have been a pony >>“You must not make such a fuss!” >>“Your wounds are wide, fresh, but dressed.” >>“They can ill afford so much stress!” >>You fall silent, your chest still heaving >>You set your head back against what you can only assume must be a pillow >>You still can't see anything >>But you submit >>She seems legit enough >>The feeling of rough hooves lifts from your shoulders, and you can feel the body step over you Who are you? >>She is silent for a moment, working on arcane works which you cannot see >>But she eventually responds to you >>“Allow me to put your inquisitive mind at ease” >>“I name is Zecora, if you'd please” >>You cross an arm over your chest, still uncomfortable about this whole thing >>You move your hand over your body >>The bolt that was once nestled tightly in your body is gone >>It took you until now to realize that Where am I? >>She is much quicker to sate your thirst for knowledge, this time >>“When I found you, passed out and asleep” >>“I was careful not to make a peep” >>“You looked so helpless, huddled in the brush” >>“I knew that you were in quite a rush” >>“Your blood and toil told a tale” >>“Of a quest that you must not fail” >>“Higher powers guide your fate” >>“Their heavenly will aware of your hate” >>“And so I brought you back to a place of sanctuary” >>“So you could recover without fear of an obituary” >>“So now, Anonymous, rest your fears” >>“My medicine works better once your head clears” >>“I know far more than you will ever guess” >>“For you, the most important thing is rest.” >>You find yourself slipping away from reality as you listen to the soft rhymes of your savior >>Your mind addles >>You slip into something of a trance Uhhh... >>You groan >>Your muscles relax against your better judgment >>A wooden ladle is forced over your lips >>A soothing herbal liquid sees you off on a journey into the land of dreams   >>You stand out in front of the cottage >>Your new Zebra friend told you that five hours have passed >>Looking up to the waning evening sky, you calculate that it is almost Luna's hour >>A tight wrapping of cloth binds your torso >>And your pain is all but gone >>Apparently, the tribal shaman mixed a brew of an extremely potent pain killer that is making you feel about as indestructible as superman >>You would question how in Equestria she was able to perform such an operation on human anatomy, but you decide against it >>You breathe the fresh forest air before turning around to face her Thank you. >>She smiles at you, and kicks over a flint knife >>You recognize it >>It was yours, at one time >>You were so desperate for food that wasn't a salad, you fashioned it and went hunting >>You kneel over and pick it up, observing the serrated, jagged blade >>“No thanks are necessary” >>She responds >>A brown hood flies over her head, and her eyes are replaced by glowing slits >>Oh, shit! It's the Jawa! >>“...Now get off my property” >>She backs into her tree-shack and slams the door before you >>You blink >>Look down to the knife >>Oh, dear. >>She has an extremely good memory >>You back away from her tree house before turning, and vanishing into the forest >>You had a job to do