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Sherm: My Little Anon: Episode 48

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  1. >You close the door behind you
  2. >No time to think
  3. >You need to get over to Spike, and you need to do it fast
  4. >But you can't do it with the letter that The Boss gave you
  5. >Speaking of, you look over both of your shoulders and open the scroll
  6. >Dear Princess Celestia,
  7. >You squint one eye as you read
  8. >Whoever was writing these perfectly forged the writing style of Spike
  9. >It spoke of normalcy, of lessons learned in friendship
  10. >There was nothing alarming about it
  11. >Well, it was time for you to do some editing
  12.  
  13. >Moments later, you run to the indicated barn, the one which held spike
  14. >And with spike, the conclusion to this whole mess
  15. >Spike was the line of communication between the Ponies and Celestia, after all
  16. >The Boss' whole plan revolved around Celestia never finding out
  17. >Well, now he's going to get a little complication
  18. >You pass through the door way
  19. >The place doubles as a store house for crates of drugs
  20. >Drugs which are currently being hefted about by their crews
  21. >Loaded into nearby wagons
  22. >You immediately notice a problem with this
  23. >But you hope that nothing comes of it
  24. >You'll be fine
  25. >Armed with your gangster threads, no one is guessing that you're that dead human
  26. >You plan to keep it that way
  27. >You take a quick head count
  28. >The barn doors were wide open, and well lit
  29. >No hiding if you blow this
  30. >There must have been thirty guys working to move the heavy crates
  31. >And then you see Spike
  32. >The purple pile of defiant depression
  33. >He is contained in a box cage
  34. >A thick padlock secures it
  35. >And, to top it off, there is a mobster guarding it armed with one of those crossbows they love so much
  36. >You look to the barn doors, seeing that everyone is busy
  37. >Well, shit. You're going to have to make this quick
  38. >What are you even worried about?
  39. >All Spike needs to do is send the letter
  40. >He doesn't even need to know that he's sending a letter telling Celestia everything
  41. >You make your way towards Spike's holding
  42. >You hold your cap down on your head with one hand
  43. >Hold your coat closed with the other, clutching the scroll
  44. >As soon as you get there, the guard gets in your way
  45. >He holds out his hand
  46. >You hesitate
  47. >“C'mon. You know the drill.”
  48. ...Drill?
  49. >This one's sharp. He immediately snorts. He knows something is up
  50. >“The Boss wants us to proof read every letter that goes through this dragon.”
  51. >Spike looks up from his cage and peers at you two
  52. >You can tell they barely keep him fed
  53. >Just enough to keep him alive
  54. >And he's miserable
  55. >The frown on his face is testament to that, and the way he looks upon you with hate-filled eyes
  56. >“Oh, boy. Another letter for Celestia.”
  57. >He speaks heavily sarcastically
  58. >The guard dog knocks the cage
  59. >“Quiet, you.”
  60. >He turns to you once more
  61. >“Alright, Pal. Hand it over or I tell the Boss.”
  62. >The walls close in on you
  63. >You do as told, and hand the scroll over
  64. >He unfolds it and reads
  65. >“What the h--”
  66. >You lean back, throw your right past your shoulder, and come into him with the biggest overhand that you think you've ever committed to
  67. >You nail him right in the head
  68. >He yelps and falls back, knocking over Spike's cage
  69. >“H...hey!”
  70. >The guard dog groans
  71. >“Why, you!”
  72. >God damnit, the guy wasn't knocked out in a single shot like you hoped
  73. >Good going, Anon
  74. >“Hey, guys!!”
  75. >He calls out past you
  76. >You throw a kick right up his chin
  77. >His head is thrown back as he hits the dirt
  78. >There you go, he's done
  79. >Spike groans from being violently thrown around
  80. >You quickly kneel down, grab the guard's key ring, and work the lock
  81. Spike, send the letter.
  82. >You pull the cage open
  83. >“...Anon?”
  84. >You don't have time
  85. Send the letter!
  86. >You stand, and just then you are pulled at the shoulder
  87. >You turn, and a fist collides into your face
  88. >You go tumbling into the wall
  89. >Your attacker lunges in to drive his knuckles into your face again
  90. >You quickly move, causing his hand to hit the wooden wall
  91. >He yelps and squeaks, grabbing his throbbing hand
  92. >You see that the workers have all abandoned what they were doing and are coming at you
  93. >Oh, God, it's a whole company of em'
  94. >You throw off your hat and coat
  95. >It's WAY too early for this shit
  96.  
  97. >It's all familiar to you
  98. >Too familiar
  99. >The moments pass in a blur of prismatic color
  100. >No time to think
  101. >You grab your former attacker by the shoulder and hurl him into the oncoming gang workers
  102. >Meanwhile, Spike breathes on the scroll and it vanishes in a cloud of green embers
  103. >“Done!”
  104. >He says enthusiastically
  105. >Immediately, a worker coming in from behind and traps him in a hold
  106. >You're too busy with your own fight to notice
  107. >“Anon!”
  108. >A fist comes out of nowhere and drives into your gut, causing you to double over
  109. Oof!
  110. >One jumps on your back and tries to get a strangle hold, but you grip his arm and drag him over your shoulder
  111. >He hits the ground like a sack of potatoes
  112. >You won't give up
  113. >You know that Dash wouldn't
  114. >You know that Dash DIDN'T
  115. >And now she's in trouble, and you have to help her
  116. >You right yourself just in time to see another one coming at you
  117. >He is armed with an iron pipe, and takes a swing
  118. >You throw your dukes up and sway under it, causing him to clock one of his comrades in the cheek with it
  119. >There is a stream of blood as the victim spirals to the ground
  120. >You throw an uppercut with your right, clocking the guy in the chin
  121. >He staggers back
  122. >You reach your hands forward and grab him by the tuft of his collar with both hands and violently swing him around to your other side
  123. >It just so happens that three other mobsters were coming at you from exactly that side
  124. >You plant your left leg, lean in, and deliver a straight kick – turning your captive into a projectile and bowling all of them over
  125. >They bark at one another, confused
  126. >You are launched forward and trip over the whole pile uncontrollably, being kicked in the back
  127. >You fall, but quickly manage to roll up to your feet
  128. >You are quickly finding yourself surrounded
  129. >“Com'ere!”
  130. >One beckons you and runs in, trying to be really cool by doing some kind of karate kick
  131. >You've fought actual kickers before. This guy didn't know what the crap he was doing
  132. >You jive past the kick, twirl around, and throw a reverse elbow into his jaw
  133. >There's a snap, and he falls
  134. >One brave bastard lunges in at you and tries for a straight into your gut
  135. >You take it, feeling the burn, and use the opportunity to grab his arm
  136. >“What?!”
  137. >He yelps
  138. >You hoist him around and throw yourself forward, launching him over your him and straight into the ground
  139. >By Celestia, this was starting to hurt
  140. >But just because it isn't fun doesn't mean you can give up
  141. >Pinkie Pie sure didn't give up on you when you were in trouble
  142. >“Git em'!”
  143. >You'd like to say that you felt unstoppable
  144. >But you're getting tired
  145. >Two more come at you at the same time
  146. >You take the offensive and throw a jab with your left hand, clocking one in the eye
  147. >You finish him off by throwing your hips to power a right cross right into his snout, flooring him
  148. >The second dog goes for a haymaker
  149. >You throw your right arm into the crook of his elbow, stopping it
  150. >You follow through by ramming your left elbow into his neck, and then grabbing him by the tuft of his collar
  151. >You hurl him at his comrades, hoping to break the ring that has formed around you
  152. >Alas, it doesn't break
  153. >You are completely, totally surrounded
  154. >Yet another lunges at you, raising both of his fists and bringing them down to pummel you
  155. >You throw up your dukes and cross your arms over your head, blocking his attempt
  156. >You shoulder check him off balance
  157. >Then you grab him by the shoulder and pull him into a power house right hook, sending him sailing through the air
  158. >You wonder if this was the kind of frustration Twilight felt when she was trying to help you in this new world
  159. >Nothing went her way
  160. >But she kept going, anyway
  161. >Because she's a fucking trooper
  162. >Because she's a good friend who deserves better than what she gets
  163. >A fist comes in from your side and knocks your shoulder, causing you to whirl around and face a large bulldog
  164. >He throws up his dukes as well
  165. >Oh, cute
  166. >He leans to the right and darts in, throwing a jab with his left
  167. >You swish under it and to the inside, slipping a right cross past his arm and straight into his face
  168. >He goes out like a light
  169. >Two jump on you
  170. >You're getting worried
  171. >You're sweating
  172. >You manage to throw one off of you, but the second one is being really clingy
  173. >He is joined by another one, and another
  174. >You fall to the floor
  175.  
  176. >“We got him!”
  177. >“Tell the Boss!”
  178. >One of them gets in your face and delivers a sinister canine grin, content that they finally got you
  179. >You draw your head back and slam your cranium into his face
  180. >“Ahow!”
  181. >He grabs his face and falls back
  182. >You flex your arms and try to get free
  183. >But it's no use
  184. >No matter how much you try
  185. >No matter how much you fight
  186. >You feel like the whole world is holding you down
  187. >Suddenly, you manage to wrest your fight hand free
  188. >Wrong arm to loose your grip on, fellows
  189. >You quickly hammer a fist into the face of the one who was controlling your right arm
  190. >“Who IS this guy?!”
  191. >You hurl your body over your left shoulder and snap a right hook against the guy on top of you
  192. >He staggers off
  193. >You start climbing back up, but more dogpile onto you
  194. >Doesn't matter
  195. >You let loose a scream of blood lusted psychosis that can only be described as a warcry
  196. >You got too many people counting on you
  197. >You will not go down, here
  198. >You cannot go down, here
  199. >There's a guy in front of you; you throw an overhand and drive him into the floor like a nail
  200. >You twirl around and grip the guy on your back, throwing him over your head and straight down into the floor before kicking him while he's down
  201. >Again
  202. >And again
  203. >Your eyes go blood shot
  204. >Your teeth grit
  205. >You're in that place again
  206. >That place you hated
  207. >A hand grabs your face and drives you around before the back of your head slams into a wooden crate
  208. Nnghn!
  209. >You groan, loudly
  210. >You take a punch to the face
  211. >A cut opens up on your forehead
  212. >The attacker goes in for another one, but you throw yo your dukes and deflect the shot
  213. >You then grip his head with both of your hands and drive him down into your rising right knee
  214. >There's a wet crack, but you do it once more for good measure
  215. >He pounces back and falls once you release him
  216. >How many has it been?
  217. >How many more?
  218. >Your lungs go into overdrive
  219. >Suddenly, you hear a new sound
  220. >The mechanism of bows cocking
  221. >You look up above you, and atop the stacks of crates a number of mobsters have full sized crossbows leveled on you
  222. >Their diamond headed bolts glimmer in the light
  223. >“That's enough, tough guy.”
  224. >You stagger
  225. >“Nice and easy, now.”
  226. >You take stock of your surroundings
  227. >If you aren't walled in by stacked boxes, there's a half dozen or more guys in the way
  228. >You turn, responding to a hit on your shoulder
  229. >You're just in time to find a fist flying straight into your face
  230. >You crash into the ground, your head bouncing off the foundation before it whiplashes back to the hard, cold surface
  231. >Sorry, guys
  232. >You wish you could have done more
  233. >But whatever happens
  234. >You take heart that you've alerted Celestia