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Sherm: My Little Anon: Episode 46

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  1. >>Why the fuck do you care?
  2. >>This is a curse that you have yet to shake
  3. >>You frowned during the whole grim task, but you embraced it all the same
  4. >>Was this human? You don't know
  5. >>A clump of dirt fills your hands as you scoop it into a deep trench
  6. >>Well, it isn't so deep any more
  7. >>You hardly knew her, but you figured that this was fitting
  8. >>A grave overlooking an Everfree waterfall
  9. >>The way that the mists lingered below, it almost looked as if you were above the clouds
  10. >>Finally, after you pat the layers of dirt tightly into place,
  11. >>You heft a large rock into place at the 'head' of the mound
  12. >>Your flint knife was worn down to a blunt nub
  13. >>And upon this ad-hoc headstone, the word 'Gilda' was scraped in white to contrast the black of the surface
  14. >>You discard the now-useless knife
  15. >>Your feelings are mixed
  16. >>She was a bitch, no doubt about it
  17. >>But she was also a dear friend to Dash
  18. >>At least, at one time
  19. >>She didn't deserve to die
  20. >>No one deserves to die
  21. >>You remember, back when you were brand new, you were promised that this was an immortal world
  22. >>To have such a thing stolen from you?
  23. >>Horrific
  24. >>In your old world, people were born
  25. >>And then they decayed
  26. >>Here? Those laws didn't have to apply
  27. >>You sat on your knees and looked down upon the final resting place of the winged creature
  28. >>You have nothing to say
  29. >>You don't have the right to say anything
  30. >>You weren't her family. You knew nothing about her
  31. >>The roar of the waterfall in the background helps you think
  32. >>This world was so pure on the surface
  33. >>But under it all, there was such turmoil
  34. >>Celestia told you that you were intended to bring a balance to the cosmic cacophony that spawned such monsters that plagued Equestria
  35. >>She thought that they were introduced to disrupt harmony
  36. >>But, you're thinking,
  37. >>This continuum must simply find other ways to maintain the flow of life and death if age isn't a factor
  38. >>You think for a moment
  39. >>No, it's not important
  40. >>Then you get up on your feet
  41. >>It's time for you to move out
  42.  
  43. >>The mayor wasn't going to help
  44. >>For all you knew, she was probably the first one that they ensured would suffer the clouding addiction
  45. >>Celestia was ignorant of this whole thing
  46. >>You were in some serious shit
  47. >>Your enemy was the vanguard of a great demon plotting his return from Tartarus
  48. >>You left the Everfree, passing into the fields surrounding Ponyville
  49. >>You considered your options
  50. >>Dare you attempt a hike to Canterlot?
  51. >>No, no. You don't.
  52. >>You have already wasted far too much time.
  53. >>All they need is Applejack and their sinister designs will be completed
  54. >>If you tarry,
  55. >>If you make one wrong move,
  56. >>The world stood on the precipice of ruin
  57. >>Before, on the locomotive leaving Appeloosa, you felt that you had a big responsibility on your shoulders
  58. >>Being a solitary human in a world not made for you
  59. >>Finding out who you were
  60. >>What you were
  61. >>Forever alone, representing the good and the bad of your species
  62. >>Without memories or recollections, you were poorly equipped to do so
  63. >>And, hell, people told you frequently that you were stupid
  64. >>Too many bucks to the skull
  65. >>This was a job for someone smart
  66. >>Someone of incalculable intellect and wit
  67. >>This was a job for someone like Twilight Sparkle
  68. >>No, this wasn't a job for any one pony
  69. >>This was something that the Elements of Harmony combined should be taking care of
  70. >>Equestria is stuck with you
  71. >>But it was time to set right what once went wrong
  72. >>Time to get your life back
  73. >>You're going to make them pay for shooting you off a fucking cliff
  74.  
  75. >>You found yourself back at Confection Perfection, yet again
  76. >>After hours, yet again
  77. >>You seem to be going down this road, a lot
  78. >>The door was repaired, but haphazardly
  79. >>Not for long
  80. >>You brace your left foot against the ground and lean into a kick against the knob
  81. >>The door flies open at high velocities
  82. >>The crash is horrific
  83. >>No time to waste
  84. >>Through the darkness, you move
  85. >>You are alert, tracking your eyes from left to right
  86. >>This time, you switch on the lights as you move through the store
  87. >>You're also surprised that you haven't been jumped yet
  88. >>After all, they came at you with about a dozen last time
  89. >>Your eyes scan your surroundings. Everything is neat and tidy
  90. >>You narrow your eyes, suspiciously, and head down the stairs
  91. >>Here, you are on full alert mode
  92. >>If you're going to get jumped, this will be the place
  93. >>You're surrounded by dark
  94. >>You reach a hand to the pull cord for the overhead light
  95. >>Click click
  96. >>Light floods the room
  97. >>It's completely empty
  98. >>You cringe
  99. Huh?
  100. >>The tables are gone
  101. >>The containers of chemicals
  102. >>The maze-like array of twisty straws connecting them
  103. >>The rows of tools
  104. >>Bunsen burners
  105. >>Torches
  106. >>Vats of foul smelling brew
  107. >>It's all gone
  108. >>All of it
  109. >>Save for a stain etched into the ground from your previous night's little tussle in this laboratory
  110. >>You narrow your eyes, confused
  111. >>You look left, then right, to the roof and to the floor
  112. >>You see the door you did not notice before, and make your way to it
  113. >>You try to open it, but it holds tight
  114. >>Too early for this shit
  115. >>You brace your foot against the wall and throw your weight into it, tugging as hard as possible
  116. >>The door whines, but it holds tight
  117. >>Okay, enough of this
  118. >>You kick the door, just like the one up stairs
  119. >>It heaves
  120. >>You kick again
  121. >>It gives way
  122. >>After a third, the tip set of hinges shatter and splinter
  123. >>You use your hands to rip it out of its frame and cast the whole mess behind you
  124. >>You're the fucking hulk
  125. >>Alas, before you, you see a cavern
  126. >>You have no idea how far deep it goes
  127. >>Luckily, as far as you know, they do not yet have Applejack
  128. >>And without Applejack, their plans can't continue
  129. >>You sally forth, vanishing into the poorly lit abyss of that dusty catacomb
  130.  
  131. >>How long has it been?
  132. >>About forty minutes to an hour?
  133. >>Just how far into the unknown did this trail lead?
  134. >>The air becomes choking
  135. >>Inhospitable to life
  136. >>But the worst came just before the releif
  137. >>There was a lite at the end of the tunnel
  138. >>You approached it slowly,
  139. >>You got low to the ground as you did so
  140. >>The white overflow of light gave way to sight
  141. >>You saw that the tunnel exited into a large circular chamber
  142. >>Wood in construction
  143. >>Full of rafters
  144. >>Well lit, at least
  145. >>Hay was strewn over the ground
  146. >>You cocked your head
  147. >>Was this a barn? A silo?
  148. >>As you crept closer to the edge of the door, you noticed that there was a suited mobster guarding the entrance
  149. >>His hands were thrust in his pockets as he watched the goings on, boredly
  150. >>What you wouldn't give for his view
  151. >>So, you'll take it
  152. >>You reached your hand from the shadows and gripped the tuft of his collar
  153. >>“Wha.. HEY!”
  154. >>No one heard him over the work being done inside
  155. >>He was forcefully drawn into the shadows
  156. >>And into your waiting elbow
  157. >>His canine head is thrown to the side and he flumps onto his knees
  158. >>His tongue hangs out helplessly
  159.  
  160. >>Moments later, you slink from the shadows, adjusting your mobster's cap to cast a shadow over your >>upper features
  161. >>You assume his post after taking care of the body
  162. >>Oh, you didn't kill him. You're far too much of a softy
  163. >>But it'll take them a while to find it in that maze of shadows
  164. >>The overcoat helps greatly in your ruse
  165. >>Very few, if any, human features show through
  166. >>You look at the goings on for yourself
  167. >>All the vats, chemicals, work spaces, and the technical skill needed to make them work has been relocated, alright
  168. >>You can get a good whiff of the liquid solutions, and it makes you cringe
  169. >>You wonder how these dogs must cope, since their smell is supposed to be so much better
  170. >>More useless trivia that Celestia left you with
  171. >>Without seeing what you came here for, you slink into the shadows of the heavy construction and make your way towards the door
  172. >>Security was pretty lax, from what it seems like
  173. >>Upon exiting the structure, you find that you are surrounded by more than you bargained for
  174. >>There were waist-high fences cross crossing between buildings
  175. >>A lot of trees surrounded the farm, but the farm was so large
  176. >>There must be a dozen buildings
  177. >>How long have they been planning this?
  178. >>Without a way to narrow it down, you're going to be spending all night searching through buildings
  179. >>And every second you do remain in this state, you're liable to be found out
  180. >>Just then, someone shoves you in the shoulder and sends you stumbling forward
  181. >>Oh, Celestia, this is it!
  182. >>You whirl around
  183. >>A mobster dressed in suspenders stands before you
  184. >>Face of an English bulldog
  185. >>Gray coat
  186. >>You prepare yourself to punch his lights out
  187. >>“Oi, what're'ya doin? The entrance is unguarded!”
  188. >>You shook your head and leveled your hand on your hat
  189. >>You put on your best accent that you can
  190. Sahrry, boss! Needed some fresh air!
  191. >>He turns to look over his shoulder and snorts
  192. >>“...Yeah, that crap gets to all of us.”
  193. >>He pauses for a second and looks you over
  194. >>“Alright, I'se gonna get one o' the other meatheads ta take over. Go check on the baws. Tell him the next shipment is ready.”
  195. >>You smile
  196. Gee, thanks, Mac! Where is he?
  197. >>The large task master throws a clawed finger over to the farm house
  198. >>You look over and cringe a smile
  199. >>Jack
  200. >>Fucking
  201. >>Pot