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By: LondonCalling on Mar 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 146  |  expires: Never
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  1. >emerge from anti-rape basement.
  2. >walk to library.
  3. >twilight says Hi.
  4. >only-one in library.
  5. >mumble something back.
  6. >scoot behind shelves.
  7. >hours later approach counter.
  8. >ask how much 'generic horse anime 42' is.
  9. >twilight, 'about tree fiddy'
  10. >only two bits in sweaty hand.
  11. >just before alpha haggle mode activates twilight adds
  12. >'plus tip.'
  13. >alpha.exe has stopped running
  14. >feel damp spot in pants.
  15. >look down
  16. >not urine, but spaghetti sauce
  17. >twilight looks at you oddly.
  18. >curl up on floor, burst into treats.
  19. >pinky pops in, takes the treats.
  20. >gives them to fluttershy.
  21. >as she eats the treats you think
  22. >goddammit fluttershy! vore is not my fetish!
  23. >too late. stomach acid dissolves your pasta ass.
  24.  
  25. >fucking library.
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