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KatieBug and the Misunderstanding

By: LiseliCanis on Oct 3rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.73 KB  |  hits: 31  |  expires: Never
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  1. > Be Kate
  2.  
  3. You've been tailing Norman for some time now.
  4. Why is life so cruel that it won't let you speak to him?
  5. You sigh and flit your wings, making yourself a little more comfortable on the windowsill you're perched on.
  6. Oh! The sight of cherry red hair catches your attention.
  7. This girl will do.
  8. You flutter to her shoulder.
  9. >"Heeeey! You there, girl!"
  10. She doesn't respond.
  11. Huh?
  12. > "I say, this is your conscience speaking!"
  13. Her head turns this way and that.
  14. "My...conscience? What?"
  15. Hmm...her voice sounds a little...boy-ish. No matter! She's probably a tomboy.
  16. But ooh if you didn't love that glorious red hair.
  17. So alike to your pretty little wings.
  18. > "You know Norman, right?"
  19. "Uh..yeah, he's like totally a bro."
  20. She looks over at where he's sitting, diligently taking notes.
  21. > "G-go speak to him!"
  22. "What should I say?"
  23. Crap, you didn't really think about it.
  24. > "T-tell him you love his hair!"
  25. The girl hesitates but shrugs and stands up to go over to him.
  26. "Hey Norm."
  27. Norman looks at her and smiles. Aaaah, that smile could rival the sun! He opens his mouth and says, "What's up Nolan?"
  28. "I think you hair is pretty."
  29. Norman looks a little put off. Why?!
  30. This gorgeous red-head is saying your hair is pretty, Norman! Why are you looking at hr like that?!
  31. "Um..thanks...y-you too."
  32. "No homo though."
  33. Huh? You buzz your wings a little.
  34. > "Now tell him you want him to cum in your thorax!"
  35. "...b-but.."
  36. > "DO IT!"
  37. "a-and I want you to c-cum inside my thorax." she clenches her fists and looks away.
  38. All the students in the class stare at her.
  39. "Oh god, Nolan is gay for the racist!"
  40. " What's a thorax?"
  41. You suddenly realize your mistake. This was no girl.
  42. You've unknowingly ruined that poor boy's life.
  43. And you're not even sorry.
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