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Il Muto [EXPANDED]

By: LiseliCanis on Nov 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.04 KB  |  hits: 13  |  expires: Never
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  1. [Curtains rise to reveal a bedroom, the bed's drapes are still drawn.
  2. APPLEJACK and three CMC walk in]
  3.  
  4. APPLEBLOOM
  5. They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!
  6.  
  7. SWEETIE BELLE
  8. His Lordship, sure, would die of shock
  9.  
  10. SCOOTALOO
  11. His Lordship is a laughing-stock!
  12.  
  13. ALL THREE
  14. Should he suspect her, God protect her!
  15. Shame! Shame! Shame!
  16. This faithless lady's bound for HADES!
  17. Shame! Shame!! Shame!
  18.  
  19. [The bed's drapes rise, revealing RARITY and SCOTT GREEN (disguised as a woman) amorously kissing]
  20. [SCOTT notices the audience and gasps]
  21.  
  22. RARITY
  23. Scott - your disguise is perfect.
  24.  
  25. [SCOTT nods in agreement]
  26.  
  27. [Three knocks are heard. SCOTT returns to cleaning duties]
  28.  
  29. CMC
  30. Who can this be?
  31.  
  32. [APPLEJACK opens the door, and NORMAN walks in, swatting APPLEJACK's bottom]
  33.  
  34. [APPLEJACK exits stage]
  35.  
  36. NORMAN
  37. Gentle wife, admit your loving husband.
  38. My love - I am called to England on affairs of State, and must leave you with your new maid.
  39.  
  40. [NORMAN makes as if to grope SCOTT's bottom]
  41.  
  42. [NORMAN addresses the audience]
  43. NORMAN
  44. Though I'd happily take the maid with me.
  45.  
  46. [RARITY addresses the audience]
  47. RARITY
  48. The old fool's leaving!
  49.  
  50. [NORMAN and RARITY dance for a few moments, then NORMAN leaves, but hides himself by the door]
  51.  
  52. RARITY
  53. Scott - away with this pretense!
  54.  
  55. [SCOTT removes his disguise. The CMC gasp in shock]
  56.  
  57. RARITY
  58. You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!
  59. [They kiss]
  60.  
  61. RARITY
  62. Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
  63. Haha, Haha...
  64. Time I tried to get a better better half!
  65.  
  66. [NORMAN waves his staff menacingly, but remains hidden]
  67.  
  68. RARITY and CMC
  69. Poor fool, he doesn't know!
  70. Hoho, Hoho...
  71. If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!
  72.  
  73. [SCOTT and RARITY dance together, in mockery of the previous dance]
  74.  
  75. CMC talk amongst themselves as they watch in wonder
  76.  
  77. SCOOTALOO
  78. Such scandal!
  79.  
  80. APPLEBLOOM
  81. Such adultery!
  82.  
  83. SWEETIE BELLE
  84. Such a travesty!
  85.  
  86. CMC
  87. Shame! Shame! Shame!
  88.  
  89. [Curtain closes on scene]
  90.  
  91. [Curtain rise to reveal NORMAN staring up at the moon in a courtyard]
  92.  
  93. NORMAN
  94. [clenching his staff tightly, he looks mournful]
  95. A fool I was to think my love
  96. Would ever be faithful to me
  97.  
  98. [NORMAN adopts a mad look. His words rise with anger]]
  99. Her heart is a titter with this mute knave
  100. But I will have my day...
  101.  
  102. [NORMAN addresses the audience]
  103. When I burn them at the stake!
  104.  
  105. [Reprise]
  106. Poor fools they make me laugh
  107. Haha, Haha...
  108. Time I tried to get a better better half!
  109. Poor fools, they don't know!
  110. Hoho, Hoho...
  111. If they knew the truth, I'll never, ever go!
  112. [NORMAN laughs like a madman and exits the stage]
  113.  
  114. [CMC walk on stage with APPLEJACK]
  115.  
  116. APPLEJACK
  117. Poor old fool, the world is at his feet
  118. But would you believe all this madness?
  119.  
  120. SWEETIE BELLE
  121. He who watches all
  122. [overlapping]
  123. APPLEBLOOM
  124. He who hears all
  125. [overlapping]
  126. SCOOTALOO
  127. He who sees all
  128.  
  129. ALL FOUR
  130. Our lord waits,
  131. and how he hates,
  132. to be cheated!
  133.  
  134. APPLEJACK
  135. Can he pull it off?
  136.  
  137. APPLEBLOOM
  138. Will they burn?
  139.  
  140. SCOOTALOO and SWEETIE BELLE
  141. Lord above spare them.
  142.  
  143. ALL
  144. Or will a miracle save them?
  145.  
  146. [EXIT]
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