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I Scream, You Scream NN

By: LiseliCanis on Dec 5th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.24 KB  |  hits: 37  |  expires: Never
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  1.     > Day I Scream, You Scream at Canterlot High
  2.  
  3.     > Be Nolan North
  4.     > Just chilling in the cafeteria with your best pal, Vinyl
  5.     > It's been so fucking hot lately that you forewent your trademark vest today
  6.     > Bitches won't stop looking at you
  7.     > feels_good_man.jpg
  8.     > See Amy Heart walk in, licking an ice cream cone
  9.     > Amy Motherfucking Heart
  10.     > Licking
  11.     > An ice cream cone
  12.     > Never in your life have you ever wished for your dick to be a frozen treat
  13.     > She's walking up to that douchebag, Brad
  14.     > Motherfucker is leering at her
  15.     > Oh hell no
  16.     > Tell Vinyl you'll be right back
  17.     > Walk over
  18.     > Casually slap Brad out of the way
  19.     > "Hey Amy, what's up?"
  20.     > She looks up at you, still licking the ice cream
  21.     "Oh, h-hi Nolan."
  22.     > Her blush is almost as red as your hair
  23.     > So cute
  24.     > She holds out her cone to you
  25.     "Want some?"
  26.     > Holy shit yes!
  27.     > Keep your cool man
  28.     > "Sure why not?"
  29.     > Grasp the cone, which is still in her hands
  30.     > Stare at her in the eyes while you lick the cone
  31.     > Decide to fuck it and just toss it aside
  32.     > Lean in for a kiss
  33.  
  34.     BEEP BEEP BEEP!
  35.     > Your dream shatters and you wake up
  36.     > "Fucking alarm clock..."
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