
Blueberry Poison
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> Day Blueberry Poptarts at Canterlot High
"You've seriously never had a poptart before, Nolan?" Brad laughs, watching Nolan's face grow red with embarrassment. "Why?"
Nolan stares hard at the plate in front of him, scrutinizing the poptarts. "I don't typically eat these kinds of foods in my house."
He picks one up and examines it closely. The pastry doesn't seem at all appetizing.
"Oh come on, man. It's not like one bite will kill you."
Nolan stares at it for a second longer before breaking the poptart in half. The pastry comes apart like cardboard and he can smell the artificial filling.
Gross.
"I really-"
"Just eat it!" Brad takes a piece for himself and pops it into his mouth. "See? Nothing to it."
At this time, Norman had entered the cafeteria, looking around for his friends. His eyes widened when he caught sight of Nolan and Brad.
Rushing over, he slapped the poptart out of Nolan's hand. "What did you try to do, Brad?"
"Just trying to show Nols here how great poptarts are."
Nolan rubs his hand where Norman slapped him. "Why'd you do that?"
"I'm saving you from being poisoned." He glares at Brad. "Everyone knows that blueberry poptarts are poison."
"Seem fine to me." Brad pops another morsel into his mouth.
Nolan and Norman share a look with each other as Brad continues to eat the poptarts.
Nolan shrugs, "I would still like to try poptarts some time though. Just not blueberry."