- >You are now Anon.
- >You are at Rarity's boutique.
- >She has decent looking clothes for gentlemen .
- >Besides, her store is much cheaper than any of the clothes stores in the city.
- >"What do you think about this suit Anon?"
- "Looks great Rarity, I'll try it on."
- >You go to the changing room.
- >Rarity decides to talk to you outside the changing room.
- >"Anon, I noticed you were sad in the library, and Twilight was very angry. What happened?"
- "I don't want to talk about it Rarity."
- >"Oh puh-lease darling, apparently it was such a big deal."
- "Well, it was, I told Twilight that Flash only wanted to -well- have sex with her."
- >"..."
- "And I showed her some evidence."
- >"What evidence darling?"
- >You play the recording, and she hears it all.
- >"I knew that ruffian was up to no good!"
- "But, you said plenty of good things of him that I lack!"
- >"I know darling, but you have something that he doesn't."
- "Oh yeah, and what's that?"
- >"Good feelings, a heart of gold, and a desire to help others, frankly, it's the things that a woman loves in a man."
- "...Thank you Rarity."
- >"You are welcome darling, now, let's see how you look in that suit."
- "Okay...here goes nothing."
- >You exit the changing room.
- >"..."
- "So...what do you think?"
- >"Darling, you look...marvelous, just fabulous, I...must have a date with you!"
- "Hell yeah it works! Thanks Rarity! Here you go."
- >-$200 USD.
- >You exit the store.
- >"Now I see why AJ likes him..." Rarity says.
- >Walking on the street.
- >You decide to spend some of the money you've earned.
- >You must show off this suit.
- >What do you want to do?
- A. Call a friend and hang out.
- B. Call Applejack to go out with you.
- C. Call Rarity to go out with you.
- D. Go clubbing and try to get laid.
- >Time to repay Applejack her sweetness towards you.
- >Since you know her, she's been so nice with you.
- >You don't know why.
- >Take out your smartphone.
- >An old lady answers.
- >It's her granny, the school's cook.
- >"HELLO?!"
- "Hello Mrs. Smith. Is Applejack around?"
- >"WHO IS IT? IS THIS THING ON?!"
- "It's me, Anon!"
- >"A CANNON?!"
- "NO NO IT'S ANON, look, could you just call Applejack?"
- >"Alright alright sonny! No need to get angry."
- >What?
- >She clears her throat.
- >"APPLEJACK, ANON'S CALLING!!!"
- >Shit, even for an old lady, she has strong lungs.
- >"...Hello?"
- "Oh, hi Applejack, look, I've been thinking about you, and all the stuff you've done to cheer me up. So, I wanted to repay your kindness by hanging out with me tonight."
- >"..."
- "Is that a yes?"
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZO3LSe1_bg
- >"Of course Anon, Ah'd love to! Ah'll get ready, pick me up at 7:00 okay?"
- "Sure AJ. See ya."
- >That wasn't so hard.
- "See Twilight? I'll have a date with AJ! I'm not pathetic! HAHAHA"
- >"Mom? why is that man talking to himself?"
- >"Just ignore him sweetie..."
- >7 P.M.
- >You arrive to AJ's farm.
- >Her granny greets you.
- >"AJ's upstairs sonny, treat her with respect, so don't get too frisky with mah girl, or else Ah'll be putting a couple of rounds in yer' butt."
- >You chuckle.
- >http://youtu.be/SyGA5iZukZ0?t=4s
- >"Ah'm not kidding son."
- "Ah..sure Mrs. Smith."
- >You nervously say.
- >"Ah'm ready!"
- >AJ comes downstairs.
- >"Golly Anon, you look so fancy."
- "And you look absolutely amazing!"
- >You open the trucks door for her and then you get in.
- >"Where are we going Anon?"
- A. Movie Theater.
- B. Restaurant.
- C. Driving through the country side.
- D. Dancing.
- "We'll have a nice dinner at a restaurant."
- >"Oh good, Ah'm so hungry Anon."
- >Her stomach growls.
- >She blushes and looks away embarassed.
- >Aww she's so cute.
- "I better move quickly."
- >She chuckles.
- >While you're on your way, you talk about plenty of stuff.
- >Happy and sad things that happened to your lives.
- >She tells you how she lost her parents and how she had to deal with the farm.
- >You tell her how you lost your father, and how you work hard everyday enough to sustain yourself and help your mom with the bills.
- >Talking with her is like having therapy, but free.
- >That's one of the things that you like most of her.
- >She's there to hear your problems and gives you a shoulder to cry.
- >What an amazing woman she is.
- >Ten minutes later. You arrive to the restaurant.
- "Here we are Applejack, 'Dick Goblin's World of Coq.' The food here is absolutely tasty."
- >"Gosh Anon, it looks kind of expensive."
- "Nah, don't worry, I can pay it, I have plenty of money."
- >"But, it's your mo..."
- "Shh...it's okay."
- >You sit on a table and begin chatting.
- >"...Anon? Applejack?!"
- >That voice.
- >It's...Twilight and Flash.
- >Oh fuck.
- >"Hey there AJ, man you look nice tonight, nice blouse. It really perks up your attributes!" Flash says.
- >AJ covers her breasts with her arms.
- >"And Anon, nice suit! Where did you steal it? Everybody knows you can't afford such things."
- >"Flash...stop being so rude to my friends." Twilight asks visibly annoyed.
- >"Alright baby, whatever you say.
- >Oh boy, why does this happen to you?
- >Applejack mumbles to you.
- >"Now what in tarnation are they here?"
- "I don't know Applejack. It's just a big coincidence. Let's just ignore them, this night is about us and only us."
- >"Oh Anon."
- >You order some ribs, and AJ orders pork chop.
- >She loves them.
- >Yeah, she does.
- >"Wow, Anon, this fancy place has very tasty food, you were right!"
- "I knew you would like it AJ."
- >"...Enjoy the food hicks! Even my dog eats better than you do the whole week."
- >Twilight looks away embarassed.
- >http://i.imgur.com/HumjhU3.png
- >"Ignore him Anon."
- >Fucking Flash...
- >20 minutes later.
- >Flash and Twilight left five minutes ago.
- >You both have finished your meals.
- >You pay up the bill.
- >-$63 USD.
- >Kind of expensive.
- >But Applejack loved it, so it's all worth it.
- >She belches, but not in a loud way.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT_D99bjeGM
- >You chuckle.
- >She's kinda cute.
- >"Could you please take me home sugarcube?"
- "Sure AJ."
- >She hooks her arm to yours and rests her head on your shoulder.
- >You both head to the parking lot.
- >"...Come on Twilight. Just a little blowie and I'm good."
- >"I...said...NO Flash! Anon was right! You're nothing but an asshole, I'm leaving!" Twilight says.
- >"...No you are not! Look at all the money I spent to take you out on a dinner! You're supposed to do whatever I want now!"
- >He rips her blouse off and starts licking her tits while fingering her.
- >She screams. Her voice is immediately muffled by him because he forced his tongue in her mouth.
- >You arrive to the parking lot.
- >"ANON! LOOK, IT'S FLASH!"
- "OH SHIT!"
- >"DO SOMETHING ANON!"
- "With pleasure!"
- >You approach and he notices you.
- >Twilight runs to Applejack, crying.
- >"Oh...hey Anon, what's up...buddy?
- "I'm not your buddy."
- >"I...you didn't saw that right? Please, I can give you some money, if you let me go, I can ask my parents to buy you a new truck, not that shitty one you own!"
- "Firstly, you are an asshole to us, then you want to fuck my friend without her consent and now this? I'm gonna make you scream like a cat in heat."
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itU0mVokJOs
- >Punch the fucker in his dumb looking face.
- >He falls to the floor.
- >Kick the asshole in the ribs.
- >He winces in pain.
- "Take that fucker!"
- >He runs and gets in his car.
- >He's making a run for it!
- >The girls get in your truck.
- >Applejack horns.
- >"ANON LET'S GO!"
- >You get inside and turn the engine on.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW1i1vWDniQ
- >Tires screech.
- >Let's take that asshole off the road.
- >His car is kinda fast, but you're a better driver.
- >He turns right.
- >You get on the sidewalk and get nearer to him.
- >Flash looks scared.
- "Hahaha, run Forrest run!"
- >"YEEHAW, Now this is what I call a rodeo!"
- >He accelerates.
- >Oh shit!
- >You stomp on the brakes.
- >Flash hits another vehicle.
- >"What in tarnation?! Is he gonna be okay?"
- "...I don't know."
- >"Shoot, it's the cops. Anon, take me home, then you can drop off Twilight."
- "Okay AJ, that was kinda...fun."
- >Twilight says nothing.
- >Be Flash Sentry.
- >You had an accident and the air bags saved your life.
- >And now your Camaro is completely destroyed.
- >Thanks to Anon.
- >You couldn't satisfy your dick.
- >Thanks to Anon.
- >And now Twilight Sparkle thinks you are some sort of rapist.
- >If she only said yes.
- >Anon's guilty of all this shit.
- >You'll have your revenge.
- >Anon's going to regret meeting you.
- >He'll lose everything he has ever loved.
- >You'll start with that shitty truck he loves so much.
- >"Thanks Anon, the meal was very tasty, and that chase was so fun!"
- "I'm glad you liked it."
- >"Ya think Flash got the message?"
- "Not to mess with us? Definitely."
- >"Well, now you should take Twilight back to her house, it's been a pretty rough night."
- "Alright Applejack, I'll see you tomorrow's morning. We're taking those apples to Filthy's company."
- >"Yup, uhh...goodbye."
- "Bye Applejack, thanks for the date."
- >You give her a kiss on the cheek.
- >She blushes intensely then she gets out of the truck.
- >Drive off back to the suburbs.
- >Twilight's been so silent since she entered your truck.
- >Probably almost getting raped by Flash was very traumatic.
- >But hey! You gave her a warning, she didn't want to listen.
- >Well, to be honest, you wanted to fuck Twilight too.
- >But only in a loving way, and only when she offered it.
- >You glance at Twilight.
- >She's trying to cover her almost exposed breasts.
- >You can see a purple nipple.
- >What the fuck boner, she almost got raped!
- >15 minutes later, you arrive to Twilight's house.
- "Well, here we are Twilight."
- >Twilight's sobbing.
- >..."I'm sorry."
- "What was that?"
- >She looks you in the eyes. Tears running down her cheeks.
- >"I'm so sorry Anon, now I realized how a bad friend I am, I ignored you, treated you like garbage, and called you pathetic, you were only trying to protect me! I'M SORRY!"
- "Oh dear...Twilight, calm down!"
- >She hugs you.
- >"I'll make it up to you, I'll do your homework, I'll hang out with you more, just, please...please don't hate me..."
- "...Twilight."
- >Be Twilight Sparkle.
- >And you're taking a long bath at home.
- >It helps you to relax and think about every concern you have.
- >Things didn't go out as you expected.
- >You really thought Flash was the one for you.
- >And you still can't believe he actually tried to rape you.
- >Anon saved you.
- >Anon...
- >She warned you about Flash, but you didn't listen.
- >Anon wanted to take you out on dates several times, but you invented excuses so you could spend more time with Flash.
- >Even if you rejected him, he never insulted you, or begged you to go out with him.
- >You are the dumbest intelligent person in the world.
- >Everything's clear now.
- >Anon is the right guy for you.
- >And now Applejack is trying to steal him from you.
- >You won't allow it.
- >Maybe Anon still loves you.
- >You'll have to be extra nice with him so he can forget about Applejack.
- >He used to say that you had pretty hair, beautiful eyes, and everything.
- >Applejack on the other hand...
- >She has bigger breasts and thighs than you.
- >Plenty of guys like AJ already, Anon can't be an exception.
- >She has a big chance of winning Anon's heart.
- >You'll end up alone!
- >As far as you know, people at Canterlot high say you are a weird girl and a nerd.
- >Anon is kind of weird, and he's definitely a nerd.
- >And Flash is the exact opposite to you and Anon.
- >That's why Flash wanted to have sex with you.
- >Because...you meant nothing but an easy target to him.
- "I'M AN IDIOT!!!"

