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[EqG-TS] Twilight's first date.

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  1. >Be Anon
  2. >Be at the library.
  3. >Studying for your tests.
  4. >They're closing in so you don't want get less than a B.
  5. >You have plenty of time though. But no one to spend it with.
  6. >Norman's too busy trying to get Rarity's attention.
  7. >Featherweight's busy with some kind of new project.
  8. >Thunderlane is training to join the football team.
  9. >Pinkie Pie never studies.
  10. >You used to help Rainbow Dash with her homework, but at this point she has started doing it herself since the teachers found out she only cheated off your work.
  11. >Rarity has convinced you plenty of times to do her homework.
  12. >Why? Because she's hot and you're a beta.
  13. >Fuck.
  14. >...Getting distracted again.
  15. >Continue.
  16. >"...I can't be with you Twilight. Sunset Shimmer promised me that she would change."
  17. >Huh?
  18. >It's Twilight and Flash.
  19. >"But...Flash! I..."
  20. >"Goodbye Twilight."
  21. >He leaves.
  22. >Poor Twilight. She looks so heartbroken.
  23. >"...WAAAAH!"
  24. >Oh shit.
  25. >You should cheer her up.
  26. >Apparently she isn't aware that she's at the library.
  27. >...okay that was dickish of your part.
  28. >Cheer that purple girl up!
  29.  
  30. "Twi? What's wrong?"
  31. >"Oh...hey Anon...*sniff* Flash...broke up with me."
  32. "Oh Twilight...don't be sad about that...it's his loss."
  33. >"But...why Sunset Shimmer Anon? Just why?"
  34. >Well, you heard she's an expert in bed.
  35. "I don't know Twi...but I'm sure he must be some kind of dumbass to dump a nice and pretty girl like you."
  36. >She wipes away her tears.
  37. >"Thank you Anon, you always manage to cheer me up, even when Pinkie can't do it."
  38. "It's nothing Twi...I'll see you later. Gotta keep studying for the exams."
  39. >"...Can we study together Anon?"
  40. "Sure."
  41. >You bring your stuff to the table she's at and start reading some math.
  42. >Chapter 6.
  43. >...
  44. >"...What are you reading Anon?"
  45. "Oh-um...vectors."
  46. >"Oh...that's easy, I can help you out."
  47. >30 minutes later.
  48. >"Aaand that's it...got any questions Anon?"
  49. "Nope...in fact, I can understand them better thanks to you Twilight, I wish you were my teacher and not that old cranky lady."
  50. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnYGaZsxGqM
  51. >God...that giggle was so cute.
  52. >"I knew you'd understand easily. You're pretty smart too."
  53. >Twilight's so cute.
  54. >An absolute delight to hang with.
  55. >She sighs.
  56. >Her eyes show sadness.
  57. >Yep, a breakup must be hard.
  58. >You should do something nice for her.
  59. >"...Anon?"
  60. "Yes Twi?"
  61. >"...Do you think I'm...weird?"
  62. "What?! No I don't, in fact, I think you are the most normal and interesting girl in this crazy school!"
  63. >She blushes.
  64. >"...Thank you Anon. It's just that...Sunset..."
  65. "Sunset Shimmer's a bitch and that's it...don't be sad about whatever she says to you..."
  66. >She smiles and twirls her hair with her finger.
  67. "Shoot, I have to go Twi...thanks for your help!"
  68. >"Uh...bye Anon!"
  69. >She waves at you.
  70.  
  71. >Be Twilight Sparkle.
  72. >And Anon showed up in the best moment.
  73. >He almost made you forget why you were sad.
  74. >And he called you pretty!
  75. >...
  76. >He's such a nice guy and he studies hard.
  77. >Your friends are kind of mean with him.
  78. >Dash always calls him an egghead.
  79. >Rarity makes him do her homework.
  80. >But...he doesn't mind.
  81. >In fact, he likes to be called an egghead by Dash.
  82. >He's almost as shy as Fluttershy.
  83. >Specially when he's around you.
  84. >...
  85. >...Flash has been such a crybaby these days.
  86. >He went insane when you spilled your milkshake in his car.
  87. >He yelled at you.
  88. >His words made you feel bad about yourself a whole week.
  89. >...
  90. >You must forget about Flash!
  91. >Anon's right! It's his loss!
  92. >...Thanks again Anon.
  93. >He has always been there with you.
  94. >When you caught Flash cheating on you that time.
  95. >When Sunset Shimmer played you a prank while you were giving a speech.
  96. >That was so embarassing.
  97. >The whole school saw your panties!
  98. >You place your head on the desk.
  99. >You can't forget about the events of that day.
  100. >And Anon was always there to listen to you.
  101. >...What a good guy he is...
  102. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-07AA8mFEX0
  103. >And, he's not bad looking either.
  104. >He has some flaws, but he isn't Featherweight. Or Snowflake.
  105. >Ewwww...
  106. >...He's so...
  107. >...So...
  108.  
  109. >Be at history class.
  110. >Fuck, this is so boring...
  111. >You glance at the clock...
  112. >50 minutes left?!
  113. >Fuck.
  114. >Look at your classmates.
  115. >Pinkie is asleep.
  116. >Shy's feeding her pets.
  117. >God that backpack must stink.
  118. >Applejack and Rainbow Dash are arm wrestling.
  119. >Thank goodness the teacher's an old fart that can't hear that well. Otherwise, they would be in trouble.
  120. >Norman is looking at Rarity's ass.
  121. >That's pretty normal for him.
  122. >Twilight is...NOT PAYING ATTENTION?!
  123. >Who the hell is that purple girl?!
  124. >She's...looking at you with dreamy eyes...
  125. >...What the fuck is going on?
  126. >Glance to her once again.
  127. >She gives you a wink.
  128. >...
  129. >20 minutes later.
  130. >A paper ball arrives to your desk.
  131. >Open it.
  132. >It's a note.
  133. >"Meet me in front of the school's statue...-TS."
  134. >You look at Twilight.
  135. >Oh, so you're now paying attention huh?
  136. >...She looks cute with that innocent look...
  137. >D'awww...
  138. >She needs a halo on top of her.
  139. >You're now intrigued.
  140. >What does she have planned?
  141. >Guess you'll have to find out after this class.
  142.  
  143. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIf2kjwhDQQ
  144. >Freedom!
  145. >Dash appears.
  146. >"Hey egghead! Wanna play soccer with me and the guys?"
  147. "Why no...Oh shit I almost forgot, sorry Dash, I can't play today."
  148. >"Why?"
  149. "I have to meet someone..."
  150. >"Oh...alright then? Bye Anon."
  151. >Most students are leaving the school.
  152. >You spot Twilight patiently waiting near the school's statue.
  153. "Twi!"
  154. >"Oh, hey Anon! I knew you'd come."
  155. "Yeah, well...What's up?"
  156. >"Oh um...it's been a while since we hung out together..."
  157. >Yeah, she usually leaves with Flash after school.
  158. >"...so...um- Why don't we eat something at Sugarcube Corner?"
  159. >She probably is still sad.
  160. "Sure Twi. Let's go! I heard the Cakes have a new flavor on display."
  161. >She smiles.
  162. >Walking on the street.
  163. >Arrive to Sugarcube Corner.
  164. >Some of your classmates are there, minding their own business.
  165. >You order some milkshakes for you and Twi.
  166. >She talks about how miserable she was with Flash.
  167. >You, as a good friend, listen to her.
  168. >Since they started dating, you didn't want to interfere in their relationship.
  169. >That's messed up.
  170. >Even though you knew that Flash was going to be a dick to her. You didn't want to say a word.
  171. >She eventually found out by herself.
  172. >"...And that's it. I'm glad I still can talk with you about that Anon."
  173. "Hey! What are friends for Twi? I'm all ears 24/7"
  174. >She giggles.
  175. >The store's bell rings.
  176. >"Oh no..."
  177. >Twilight hides behind her books.
  178. >You turn your head and see...
  179. >Flash Sentry and Sunset Shimmer.
  180. >The fuck are they doing here?
  181. >"...*sniff*...*sob*..."
  182. >Man, she was doing so well...
  183. "Twilight...come on...I already paid for our drinks, let's go..."
  184. >"Oh look Flash, nerds!" Sunset Shimmer laughs.
  185. >Fuck that bitch.
  186. >Flash rolls his eyes.
  187.  
  188. "What do you want Shimmer?"
  189. >"Uhh nothing...I just wanted an ice cream. By the way Anon, I didn't knew you were an Eco-Kid."
  190. "What the hell are you talking about?"
  191. >She gasps.
  192. "Oh, you aren't? But you are recycling an used girl, isn't that right?"
  193. >She laughs.
  194. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re72di5phM0
  195. >That was terrible.
  196. "Look, if you want to bother us, we're leaving alright? We can't be in a pig pen."
  197. >"Pig pen?"
  198. "Yeah, this place became one the moment you arrived."
  199. >Everyone at the store goes "ooooohhhh."
  200. >She's angry.
  201. >Take that bitch! Score for team Twilight!
  202. >"Flash?! Did you hear that? Say something!"
  203. >"I did...Anon...apolo-"
  204. "Seriously Flash? After what you've done to poor Twilight here you don't have a position to demand anything!"
  205. >Twilight smiles and cleans the tears.
  206. >"..."
  207. "Yeah, that's what I thought...Come on Twilight! You don't want to be near these scumbags..."
  208. >She stands up and follows you.
  209. >You both leave the store.
  210. >Sunset is yelling at Flash.
  211. >That should teach him a lesson, not to mess with you.
  212. >"Oh Anon...thanks for standing up for me!"
  213. "You're welcome Twi...since those two ruined our milkshakes, why don't we go to the movies?"
  214. >"YES!...I mean...yeah sure...like a...date?"
  215. >You can take advantage of this.
  216. "Not 'like' a date. It IS a date!"
  217. >Her smile shows a new mood.
  218. >Man what a cute girl.
  219. >Even though she's pretty, you have only seen her so far as your best friend.
  220. >But now, she can be more than just a friend.
  221. >Why the hell not? She's pretty, and adorable.
  222. "Let's go then!"
  223. >"Okay!"
  224. >She hooks your arm with yours. Her head resting on your shoulder.
  225. >Damn right.
  226.  
  227. >You are both now at the movie theater.
  228. >You bought two tickets for a comedy movie.
  229. >She's been sad all morning, this should cheer her up.
  230. >After all, laughter is the best medicine.
  231. >You buy some popcorn and sodas, and some nachos for you.
  232. >If spending all this money makes Twilight happy, it's fine with you.
  233. >"Ooohhh...I love nachos, can I have some Anon?"
  234. "*chomp*...Sure Twilight...*siiip*"
  235. >Her hand tries to reach the bowl.
  236. >You thought she grabbed some nachos already. So your hand touches hers.
  237. >...
  238. >Don't panic and say something smooth.
  239. "Wow...these are the softest nachos I've ever eaten."
  240. >What the fuck man?!
  241. >She giggles.
  242. >"Why, thank you...but that's my hand mister..."
  243. "Oh...too bad."
  244. >You are still touching her hand.
  245. >"Anon? The nachos bowl is on your lap."
  246. "I know, but my hand has made a decision."
  247. >She giggles.
  248. >"Oh Anon...you're so funny..."
  249. >"...Shhhh!"
  250. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AXfpgG6i4
  251. >God...she's adorable.
  252. >...
  253. >She's funny...she's kind...she's lovely...
  254. >But she's only your friend!
  255. >What if she's using you to make Flash jealous?
  256. >"...Hahahaha! Did you see that Anon?"
  257. "Uhh...yeah, real funny."
  258. >She eats some of her popcorn.
  259. >...She's so beautiful.
  260. >Your gaze goes down to her legs.
  261. >...And she always wears skirts...her legs are...~UNF!
  262. >You better try to have something with her.
  263. >Twilight...as your girlfriend?
  264. >Wellwhythefucknot.jpg
  265. >An hour and a half later the movie ends.
  266. >Her head lies on your shoulder.
  267. >"...I needed a good laugh...thanks for everything Anon..."
  268. "I'm glad you liked it Twi..."
  269. >"Could you please take me to my home?"
  270. "Of course Twi!"
  271.  
  272. >Arrive at her home.
  273. >"I had a lot of fun Anon...thank you..."
  274. "I had fun too Twi...thanks to you my evening just got better."
  275. >She twirls her hair again.
  276. >"Hihihi...Ummm...bye Anon."
  277. "See you tomorrow Twi..."
  278. >You leave.
  279. >"...Anon! Wait!"
  280. >You turn your head only to see a couple of lips going to yours at a great speed.
  281. >...
  282. >Twilight's kissing you...
  283. >...One of your best friends has feelings for you.
  284. >She releases.
  285. >"...You're the best Anon..."
  286. >She gives you a big hug and then enters her house.
  287. >...
  288. >FUCK YES!
  289. >Twi likes you!
  290. >Thanks a lot Flash!
  291.  
  292. >Be Twilight Sparkle.
  293. >And your heart is beating so fast right now...
  294. >Ahhh...Anon...
  295. >"Hey there sis, you look happy!"
  296. "Oh hi, Shining Armor...It's just that...has anyone made you feel suddenly so much better than ever when you were feeling sad?"
  297. >"Umm...no?"
  298. "Well, for me that happened today! I feel like...singing!"
  299. >"Oh man...Twily! It's almost time for dinner...why don't you tell me and our parents what happened today alright?
  300. "Yep!"
  301. >Start humming...
  302. >You can't wait to see Anon tomorrow...
  303. "Everything's going to be fine!"