- >Be Anon
- >Be at the library.
- >Studying for your tests.
- >They're closing in so you don't want get less than a B.
- >You have plenty of time though. But no one to spend it with.
- >Norman's too busy trying to get Rarity's attention.
- >Featherweight's busy with some kind of new project.
- >Thunderlane is training to join the football team.
- >Pinkie Pie never studies.
- >You used to help Rainbow Dash with her homework, but at this point she has started doing it herself since the teachers found out she only cheated off your work.
- >Rarity has convinced you plenty of times to do her homework.
- >Why? Because she's hot and you're a beta.
- >Fuck.
- >...Getting distracted again.
- >Continue.
- >"...I can't be with you Twilight. Sunset Shimmer promised me that she would change."
- >Huh?
- >It's Twilight and Flash.
- >"But...Flash! I..."
- >"Goodbye Twilight."
- >He leaves.
- >Poor Twilight. She looks so heartbroken.
- >"...WAAAAH!"
- >Oh shit.
- >You should cheer her up.
- >Apparently she isn't aware that she's at the library.
- >...okay that was dickish of your part.
- >Cheer that purple girl up!
- "Twi? What's wrong?"
- >"Oh...hey Anon...*sniff* Flash...broke up with me."
- "Oh Twilight...don't be sad about that...it's his loss."
- >"But...why Sunset Shimmer Anon? Just why?"
- >Well, you heard she's an expert in bed.
- "I don't know Twi...but I'm sure he must be some kind of dumbass to dump a nice and pretty girl like you."
- >She wipes away her tears.
- >"Thank you Anon, you always manage to cheer me up, even when Pinkie can't do it."
- "It's nothing Twi...I'll see you later. Gotta keep studying for the exams."
- >"...Can we study together Anon?"
- "Sure."
- >You bring your stuff to the table she's at and start reading some math.
- >Chapter 6.
- >...
- >"...What are you reading Anon?"
- "Oh-um...vectors."
- >"Oh...that's easy, I can help you out."
- >30 minutes later.
- >"Aaand that's it...got any questions Anon?"
- "Nope...in fact, I can understand them better thanks to you Twilight, I wish you were my teacher and not that old cranky lady."
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnYGaZsxGqM
- >God...that giggle was so cute.
- >"I knew you'd understand easily. You're pretty smart too."
- >Twilight's so cute.
- >An absolute delight to hang with.
- >She sighs.
- >Her eyes show sadness.
- >Yep, a breakup must be hard.
- >You should do something nice for her.
- >"...Anon?"
- "Yes Twi?"
- >"...Do you think I'm...weird?"
- "What?! No I don't, in fact, I think you are the most normal and interesting girl in this crazy school!"
- >She blushes.
- >"...Thank you Anon. It's just that...Sunset..."
- "Sunset Shimmer's a bitch and that's it...don't be sad about whatever she says to you..."
- >She smiles and twirls her hair with her finger.
- "Shoot, I have to go Twi...thanks for your help!"
- >"Uh...bye Anon!"
- >She waves at you.
- >Be Twilight Sparkle.
- >And Anon showed up in the best moment.
- >He almost made you forget why you were sad.
- >And he called you pretty!
- >...
- >He's such a nice guy and he studies hard.
- >Your friends are kind of mean with him.
- >Dash always calls him an egghead.
- >Rarity makes him do her homework.
- >But...he doesn't mind.
- >In fact, he likes to be called an egghead by Dash.
- >He's almost as shy as Fluttershy.
- >Specially when he's around you.
- >...
- >...Flash has been such a crybaby these days.
- >He went insane when you spilled your milkshake in his car.
- >He yelled at you.
- >His words made you feel bad about yourself a whole week.
- >...
- >You must forget about Flash!
- >Anon's right! It's his loss!
- >...Thanks again Anon.
- >He has always been there with you.
- >When you caught Flash cheating on you that time.
- >When Sunset Shimmer played you a prank while you were giving a speech.
- >That was so embarassing.
- >The whole school saw your panties!
- >You place your head on the desk.
- >You can't forget about the events of that day.
- >And Anon was always there to listen to you.
- >...What a good guy he is...
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-07AA8mFEX0
- >And, he's not bad looking either.
- >He has some flaws, but he isn't Featherweight. Or Snowflake.
- >Ewwww...
- >...He's so...
- >...So...
- >Be at history class.
- >Fuck, this is so boring...
- >You glance at the clock...
- >50 minutes left?!
- >Fuck.
- >Look at your classmates.
- >Pinkie is asleep.
- >Shy's feeding her pets.
- >God that backpack must stink.
- >Applejack and Rainbow Dash are arm wrestling.
- >Thank goodness the teacher's an old fart that can't hear that well. Otherwise, they would be in trouble.
- >Norman is looking at Rarity's ass.
- >That's pretty normal for him.
- >Twilight is...NOT PAYING ATTENTION?!
- >Who the hell is that purple girl?!
- >She's...looking at you with dreamy eyes...
- >...What the fuck is going on?
- >Glance to her once again.
- >She gives you a wink.
- >...
- >20 minutes later.
- >A paper ball arrives to your desk.
- >Open it.
- >It's a note.
- >"Meet me in front of the school's statue...-TS."
- >You look at Twilight.
- >Oh, so you're now paying attention huh?
- >...She looks cute with that innocent look...
- >D'awww...
- >She needs a halo on top of her.
- >You're now intrigued.
- >What does she have planned?
- >Guess you'll have to find out after this class.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIf2kjwhDQQ
- >Freedom!
- >Dash appears.
- >"Hey egghead! Wanna play soccer with me and the guys?"
- "Why no...Oh shit I almost forgot, sorry Dash, I can't play today."
- >"Why?"
- "I have to meet someone..."
- >"Oh...alright then? Bye Anon."
- >Most students are leaving the school.
- >You spot Twilight patiently waiting near the school's statue.
- "Twi!"
- >"Oh, hey Anon! I knew you'd come."
- "Yeah, well...What's up?"
- >"Oh um...it's been a while since we hung out together..."
- >Yeah, she usually leaves with Flash after school.
- >"...so...um- Why don't we eat something at Sugarcube Corner?"
- >She probably is still sad.
- "Sure Twi. Let's go! I heard the Cakes have a new flavor on display."
- >She smiles.
- >Walking on the street.
- >Arrive to Sugarcube Corner.
- >Some of your classmates are there, minding their own business.
- >You order some milkshakes for you and Twi.
- >She talks about how miserable she was with Flash.
- >You, as a good friend, listen to her.
- >Since they started dating, you didn't want to interfere in their relationship.
- >That's messed up.
- >Even though you knew that Flash was going to be a dick to her. You didn't want to say a word.
- >She eventually found out by herself.
- >"...And that's it. I'm glad I still can talk with you about that Anon."
- "Hey! What are friends for Twi? I'm all ears 24/7"
- >She giggles.
- >The store's bell rings.
- >"Oh no..."
- >Twilight hides behind her books.
- >You turn your head and see...
- >Flash Sentry and Sunset Shimmer.
- >The fuck are they doing here?
- >"...*sniff*...*sob*..."
- >Man, she was doing so well...
- "Twilight...come on...I already paid for our drinks, let's go..."
- >"Oh look Flash, nerds!" Sunset Shimmer laughs.
- >Fuck that bitch.
- >Flash rolls his eyes.
- "What do you want Shimmer?"
- >"Uhh nothing...I just wanted an ice cream. By the way Anon, I didn't knew you were an Eco-Kid."
- "What the hell are you talking about?"
- >She gasps.
- "Oh, you aren't? But you are recycling an used girl, isn't that right?"
- >She laughs.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re72di5phM0
- >That was terrible.
- "Look, if you want to bother us, we're leaving alright? We can't be in a pig pen."
- >"Pig pen?"
- "Yeah, this place became one the moment you arrived."
- >Everyone at the store goes "ooooohhhh."
- >She's angry.
- >Take that bitch! Score for team Twilight!
- >"Flash?! Did you hear that? Say something!"
- >"I did...Anon...apolo-"
- "Seriously Flash? After what you've done to poor Twilight here you don't have a position to demand anything!"
- >Twilight smiles and cleans the tears.
- >"..."
- "Yeah, that's what I thought...Come on Twilight! You don't want to be near these scumbags..."
- >She stands up and follows you.
- >You both leave the store.
- >Sunset is yelling at Flash.
- >That should teach him a lesson, not to mess with you.
- >"Oh Anon...thanks for standing up for me!"
- "You're welcome Twi...since those two ruined our milkshakes, why don't we go to the movies?"
- >"YES!...I mean...yeah sure...like a...date?"
- >You can take advantage of this.
- "Not 'like' a date. It IS a date!"
- >Her smile shows a new mood.
- >Man what a cute girl.
- >Even though she's pretty, you have only seen her so far as your best friend.
- >But now, she can be more than just a friend.
- >Why the hell not? She's pretty, and adorable.
- "Let's go then!"
- >"Okay!"
- >She hooks your arm with yours. Her head resting on your shoulder.
- >Damn right.
- >You are both now at the movie theater.
- >You bought two tickets for a comedy movie.
- >She's been sad all morning, this should cheer her up.
- >After all, laughter is the best medicine.
- >You buy some popcorn and sodas, and some nachos for you.
- >If spending all this money makes Twilight happy, it's fine with you.
- >"Ooohhh...I love nachos, can I have some Anon?"
- "*chomp*...Sure Twilight...*siiip*"
- >Her hand tries to reach the bowl.
- >You thought she grabbed some nachos already. So your hand touches hers.
- >...
- >Don't panic and say something smooth.
- "Wow...these are the softest nachos I've ever eaten."
- >What the fuck man?!
- >She giggles.
- >"Why, thank you...but that's my hand mister..."
- "Oh...too bad."
- >You are still touching her hand.
- >"Anon? The nachos bowl is on your lap."
- "I know, but my hand has made a decision."
- >She giggles.
- >"Oh Anon...you're so funny..."
- >"...Shhhh!"
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AXfpgG6i4
- >God...she's adorable.
- >...
- >She's funny...she's kind...she's lovely...
- >But she's only your friend!
- >What if she's using you to make Flash jealous?
- >"...Hahahaha! Did you see that Anon?"
- "Uhh...yeah, real funny."
- >She eats some of her popcorn.
- >...She's so beautiful.
- >Your gaze goes down to her legs.
- >...And she always wears skirts...her legs are...~UNF!
- >You better try to have something with her.
- >Twilight...as your girlfriend?
- >Wellwhythefucknot.jpg
- >An hour and a half later the movie ends.
- >Her head lies on your shoulder.
- >"...I needed a good laugh...thanks for everything Anon..."
- "I'm glad you liked it Twi..."
- >"Could you please take me to my home?"
- "Of course Twi!"
- >Arrive at her home.
- >"I had a lot of fun Anon...thank you..."
- "I had fun too Twi...thanks to you my evening just got better."
- >She twirls her hair again.
- >"Hihihi...Ummm...bye Anon."
- "See you tomorrow Twi..."
- >You leave.
- >"...Anon! Wait!"
- >You turn your head only to see a couple of lips going to yours at a great speed.
- >...
- >Twilight's kissing you...
- >...One of your best friends has feelings for you.
- >She releases.
- >"...You're the best Anon..."
- >She gives you a big hug and then enters her house.
- >...
- >FUCK YES!
- >Twi likes you!
- >Thanks a lot Flash!
- >Be Twilight Sparkle.
- >And your heart is beating so fast right now...
- >Ahhh...Anon...
- >"Hey there sis, you look happy!"
- "Oh hi, Shining Armor...It's just that...has anyone made you feel suddenly so much better than ever when you were feeling sad?"
- >"Umm...no?"
- "Well, for me that happened today! I feel like...singing!"
- >"Oh man...Twily! It's almost time for dinner...why don't you tell me and our parents what happened today alright?
- "Yep!"
- >Start humming...
- >You can't wait to see Anon tomorrow...
- "Everything's going to be fine!"

