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[EqG-RD] Anon takes Dashie to the Prom

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  1. Anonymous 11 hours ago No.13598435
  2. >be you
  3. >be in Equestria Girls
  4. >be in love with Rainbow Dash
  5. >be lunch time
  6. >you are feeling particularly confident today
  7. >walk up to the sports clique table
  8. >'Uh...Hi, Rainbow Dash.'
  9. >Dash's face is pic related
  10. >she and her friends laugh at you
  11. >whole school laugh at you
  12.  
  13. Wat do?
  14.  
  15. "...Yeah, Dash, I wanted to challenge you in a soccer match."
  16. >[Laughing intensifies]
  17. >"You must be joking Anon, there's no way you could ever win! I'm the captain of almost every team in school."
  18. "And I have a 50 online wins streak in FIFA 13. If I can win there, what's the difference?"
  19. >The whole cafeteria stays silent, questioning if you're mentally challenged.
  20. "What's the matter? Scared?"
  21. >Students' sides died the way back to their home planet.
  22. >"Game on, I'll better teach you not to say stupid shit." She says.
  23. >"If I win, you'll do all my homework for the rest of the year! You rock at everything that's not P.E. you nerd."
  24. What if you lose?
  25. >"Pffft, I won't lose. You better prepare and pull some all-nighters, I have A LOT of homework not done."
  26. No seriously, what's for me if you lose?
  27. >She scoffs, already looking annoyed.
  28. >"Well, what the hell do you want?!"
  29. Prom is next week, I don't have a partner yet.
  30. >"HAHAHA Is that all you wanted, why would I go to prom with you?"
  31. "Because you don't have a date either."
  32. >She madly blushes. Showing anger and sadness in her eyes.
  33. >"WHATEVER, YOU WOULD BE THE LAST GUY IN SCHOOL TO GO OUT WITH ME!"
  34. "Really? Then how come you don't have a date now? Guys must dig you if you are that good looking, Oh yeah... They wouldn't date a manly girl."
  35. >She's buying it.
  36. >She would probably tear your whole face off if it weren't for her friends who are holding her back.
  37. >"FINE, I'LL DO IT, AFTER CLASS!"
  38.  
  39. >3 P.M.
  40. >Holy shit she's angry.
  41. >Maybe you should've kept your mouth shut.
  42. >"Well then, how much time shall we play?" She says.
  43. "I have stuff to do, so let's call it off quickly after one goal.
  44. >"Just one goal? Fine, thanks for not making me waste my time. Just you, me and our goal keepers. I choose Flash Sentry."
  45. "I choose Norman, but I won't need him."
  46. >"Well aren't you a cocky little fuck Anon!"
  47. >Norman and Flash head slowly to their respective goals.
  48. >"You'll have the ball first Anon, so you can say you actually played"
  49. "All right."
  50. >Match starts.
  51. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1v4ouHfz5M
  52. >Match ends.
  53. >You won.
  54. "I'll pick you up next week Dashie, don't worry, you won't regret it."
  55. >You leave the field
  56. >The last thing you hear is Dash yelling at Flash for not stopping the ball. While Twilight tries to calm her down.
  57. >Even though you practiced that luck shot over and over. Who knew Flash Sentry wasn't near the goal? You're a lucky fucker.
  58.  
  59. >A week later.
  60. >Arriving a bit early of the hour established you park your car in front of her parents house.
  61. >You knock the door and her father answers it.
  62. >"You must be Dashie's date." He says with a doubtful tone.
  63. "Yes Mister..."
  64. >"Roy"
  65. "Mr. Roy, I'm Anon, nice to meet you. Where's Dash?"
  66. >"She's upstairs, she'll be down here in a couple of minutes. You know Anon... This is my little girl's very first date in her life. She's very sensitive about this kind of stuff."
  67. >No fucking way, seriously?
  68. >"She's been always called a tomboy, a dyke, a lesbian. She may not like cute stuff or fashion, she may like sports and rough things, but still, she's very soft in the interior. I beg you to be nice with her."
  69. "Don't worry Mr. Roy. She'll have the best time of her life."
  70. >"Thanks Anon, I think you have a lot of guts, challenging my Dashie to a match increased her respect for you a little."
  71. "Well, what can I say, I really had a lot of motivation, I can only say she's a beatiful and interesting girl."
  72. >"Heh, you'll see much more positive things from her." He seems to be more relaxed now, good, you're earning his trust.
  73. >You hear some footsteps coming downstairs.
  74. >Your jaw drops.
  75. >Perfect figure, miniskirt, a rainbow colored tank top, tight enough you can see her nipples.
  76. "Wow...Dash...you look amazing!"
  77. >"Yeah yeah whatever... Shall we go now?" She replies.
  78. "Here's a little gift"
  79. >You give her a bouquet, it was the best you could afford.
  80.  
  81. >You notice a small hint of red on her cheeks.
  82. >"Ugh...Flowers, what am I supposed to do with them now? Here dad, get rid of them."
  83. >She exits the house.
  84. >"Don't worry Anon, she loves them. Bring her back by 12 o'clock alright?
  85. "Yes Mr. Roy, she'll be fine. Don't worry."
  86. >You follow her and say goodbye to her dad.
  87. >Open the door for her and then you get in.
  88. >"Nice car, even for a loser like you. Come on, the quicker we get there, the faster we leave!"
  89. "Yeah Dashie. We'll be there in no time."
  90. >You turn on the radio, turn on the engine and start driving.
  91. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krx0eU5bYZ4
  92. >"Umm...Anon...why did you want to challenge me to a soccer match?"
  93. "Well Dash... You are the sporty girl and everybody knows that you only get involved into stuff if someone challenges you. I really wanted to try something different this time, instead of staying at home like every year. But it would be awful to come by myself, so I thought you were the most difficult girl to invite to the prom."
  94. >"You went through all that trouble, because you wanted to try different things... even when the whole school laughed at you?"
  95. "Yeah, at the end... it was worth it"
  96. >She madly blushes.
  97. >"Well don't expect me to feel sorry for you, but I must admit, you have a lot of guts, plenty of guys from school would have given up already."
  98. "Thanks Dash, here we are, let's party."
  99.  
  100. >2 hours later.
  101. http://youtu.be/LVTtuXmS53M?t=13s
  102. >This is not as bad as you thought it would be.
  103. >In fact, it was a nice ambience.
  104. >And Dash is having a great time too.
  105. >"Hey Anon, thanks for asking me out, who thought you were such a good dancer?"
  106. >You weren't, but she wasn't great at it either.
  107. >Great food on the tables. Nice music. Everything is just fine.
  108. >After a couple of songs, Dash went to talk with her friends a little, she said she'd come back in a couple of minutes.
  109. >You pour some punch for you and some for Dash. Then you feel a couple of fingers on your shoulder.
  110. >"Hello Anon."
  111. >It's Rarity.
  112. "Hey Rarity, what's up?"
  113. >"Everything's just fine Anon, I noticed that you are treating Rainbow Dash like a true gentleman."
  114. "Well only the best of the best should receive attention from her couple 24/7."
  115. >"Hihihi, you are cute, I never thought you were like this Anon, I already left my date behind, the jerk was acting...very uncouth...I wish more guys were just like you."
  116. "Thanks Rarity, I appreciate the compliment."
  117. >"Umm...Anon..."
  118. "Yeah?"
  119. >"If things don't work with Dash, I'll let you know that I have my arms open for you...and maybe something more..." She winks at you and leaves with her friends, making her traditional WAHAHA on the way.
  120. >Man, what an amazing night.
  121. >Dash arrives a bit later. Both of you drink the punch you already had in your hands.
  122. "Hey Anon, it's the last song before they announce the new prom queen, let's dance!"
  123.  
  124. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skk9vfoUJXc
  125. >Shit, it's a romantic song.
  126. >You don't know how Dash will react.
  127. "Dashie? Are you OK with this kind of mus..."
  128. >She puts a finger on your lips.
  129. >"I'm more than OK with it egghead... let's show these morons how a real couple dances."
  130. >You give her a smile. You grab her right hand with your left hand, and put your right hand on her waist.
  131. >You begin dancing slowly.
  132. >She's a quick learner, she already knows the steps, you are both dancing with little care in the world.
  133. >"Oh...Anon..."
  134. "Yes Dashie?"
  135. >Her eyes close, and her lips met yours.
  136. >The time freezes, it's an amazing sensation.
  137. >You felt like you were kissing for hours, when it was just five minutes...
  138. >The best five minutes of your life.
  139. >When the music ends, the crowd goes wild...
  140. >Cheers for you and her, and her friends, >Rarity looks heartbroken, but she's happy for her friend.
  141. >Fluttershy gives you a happy smile.
  142. >Pinkie only bounces saying thousands of words per minute.
  143. >"OHMYGOSHTHATWASCUTEANONXDASHIEOTP" She says.
  144. >Twilight giggles and AJ tips her hat to your love.
  145. >Everything's right in the world.
  146. >Principal Celestia makes her appereance to announce the new prom queen.
  147. >Suddenly Dash tugs your sleeve and takes you out of the gym.
  148. "Is everything ok Dash?"
  149. >"Follow me". She says.
  150. >You are now outside the school.
  151. "Uh...Dash?..."
  152. >You are interrupted by a kiss of her, which it slowly goes to your neck. And she undoes your belt.
  153. >"You will love this..."
  154.  
  155. >Your already rock hard dick meets the cold breeze.
  156. >"Wow Anon, it's pretty well developed."
  157. "Dashie..."
  158. >"Hush now... I love it. Let me repay you all your kindness, even though I was a bitch to you all this time."
  159. >She begins stroking your cock, and giving soft kisses on the tip.
  160. >You loved every second of it.
  161. >She proceeds to get your cock in her mouth. Easy at first, then she would go deeper, and deeper.
  162. >Her hot breath is driving you crazy, you are about to cum.
  163. >"WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!"
  164. >It's the asshole who tried to fuck Rarity along with two jocks.
  165. >"IF IT ISN'T THE DYKE AND THE NERD!"
  166. >The jocks start laughing.
  167. >"Damn, it seems our sports captain prefers faggots over real men like us."
  168. >They shove you to the ground.
  169. >"ANON HELP!" Rainbow Dash screams.
  170. >"Quiet dyke, I'll teach you how an actual cock feels.
  171. >You quickly get up.
  172. "DASH!" *ooof*
  173. >One of the jocks punches you in the stomach. Sending you to the ground again...
  174. >"Does it hurt? Does it hurt? FAGGOT!"
  175. >They start laughing again.
  176. >"ANON!!!"
  177. >This is it... The girl who showed you her true feelings will get raped by some assholes...
  178. >The girl who made you change your shy attitude.
  179. >The one who made you to man up...
  180. >You won't give up so easily.
  181. >You stand up again...
  182. "LEAVE HER ALONE!!!"
  183.  
  184. >He releases her, and she runs back to the school gym.
  185. >"Fuck, she left, it doesn't matter, we'll teach you a lesson."
  186. >That's it, no more coward Anon. No more shy Anon.
  187. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TI1uL2Ydo
  188. >"You want to fight little bitch?! Alright then. Get him guys!"
  189. >One of them runs at you, you dodge the charge and make him trip.When he tries to get up you take an opportunity to kick his arm, breaking his bone. A loud CRACK is heard.
  190. >"AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH"
  191. >One down, two to go!
  192. >"You are one brave motherfucker, too bad, we won't go easy on you!"
  193. >The other one throws at you a series of punches, receiving a few hits, you back off a little, then raise your leg and kick him on the knee.
  194. >The jock winces in pain, and you kick harder.
  195. >CRACK!
  196. >NGGGGGGGHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!
  197. >Two down... One left.
  198. >"You won't get away with this faggot!" The jock says as he pulls out a knife.
  199. >Shit, you must be careful.
  200. >"What's wrong little pussy? Afraid to get cut?"
  201. >You pick up a rock. It's a heavy one. When you raise your eyes again he's charging at you, he got you distracted. He pushes you to the ground. Stabbing you in the shoulder.
  202. "AAAAAHHH"
  203. >"Take it you little bitch! TAKE IT ALL!"
  204. >The knife goes deeper, your shoulder is burning with pain.
  205. >You still have the rock on your other hand.
  206. "OH MY GOODNESS... ANON!!!"
  207. You see Dash and her friends, the jock turns his head giving you opportunity to act.
  208. >WHAM!!! Blood sprays to your face. You knocked the guy out.
  209.  
  210. >An ambulance arrives at the scene 15 minutes later.
  211. >The police does as well.
  212. >After you get patched up, the police decide to leave you alone, they'll take care of the jocks after they get medical attention.
  213. >Dash's dad arrives, worried sick about her daughter.
  214. >She tells him how you were brave enough to defend her agains three assailants.
  215. >He hugs her tightly in relief. Then he looks at you.
  216. >"Thank you Anon... Thank you." He gives you a big hug, touching your bad shoulder.
  217. "Ouch!"
  218. >"Shit, sorry Anon. We are going home Dash."
  219. >"Yeah dad, just a minute!"
  220. >She kisses you again.
  221. >"Thank you. My hero. Oh, and by the way..."
  222. You'll get your reward tomorrow, after school." She winks at you and gets in her dad''s car.
  223. >Her friends approach you.
  224. >"Anon, that was so brave, you're such a nice man." Fluttershy says.
  225. >"Whoo wee, ya were stronger than a bull in a rodeo anon! We might need a hand like yours in our farm, or at least a smart guy who can work with math real good!"
  226. >"Well done Anon, want to study some of these days together?" Twilight asks.
  227. >"HEYTWILIGHTLEAVEHIMALONEHE'STHEBOYFRIENDOFDASHIE"
  228. >You chuckle. Oh Pinkie...
  229. >You walk around the parking lot looking for your car, fortunately you can drive with only one arm.
  230. >"Ooooohhh Anon?" It's Rarity... "I must thank you, you confronted that ruffian I had for a date and saved Dashie, you are amazing."
  231. "Thanks Rares...
  232. >She takes off her blouse.
  233. "Uhh What are you doing?"
  234. >"Shh. You'll love this.."
  235.  
  236. THE END.