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[EqG-PP] Never judge a book by its cover.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXmMbtK8CdU
>It's a brand new day in Los Santos.
"Yaaaawnnn....ahhh..."
>Be Pinkie Pie.
"GOOD MORNING WORLD!"
>And you just woke up from a good night's sleep.
>You feel incredible.
>Get up from your comfy bed and do the morning ritual.
>*FLUSH*
>You strip and get into the shower.
>Turn the shower's faucets.
"AAAHHH Hot! Hot!"
>You fumble with the faucets and move them until the water's temperature is perfect.
>That's the stuff.
"Ahhh...~La la la la~"
>The water trails down your body.
>Apply some shampoo to your pink and bouncy hair.
>...You play with it a little.
>You always love to make new hairstyles with your hair when its wet.
>Punk...Emo...Elvis...
"Hihihihi!"
>"Hurry up Pinkie! Don't waste the hot water!"
>It's your sister, Limestone Pie.
"Hold on Limey, I'll be out in a couple of minutes!"
>"Ugh...I don't want to catch you playing with yourself again over HIM alright?!"
"...Go away!"
>You hear your sister's footsteps leaving.
>Phew.
>Your sister can be very rude sometimes.
>Five minutes later you get out of the shower and get dressed.
>Put on one of your white bras and a pair of white cotton panties.
>It's not like your parents are ever going to buy you something different.
>You recall your mother's words.
>"Don't you dare wearing something sexy young missy! It's wrong, and boys will think that you're an easy girl with no self respect."
>You put on your blouse with a stamped heart and your favorite skirt.
>Check your backpack.
>Homework...yes.
>Keys...yes.
>Phone...yes.
>Notebooks...yes.
>You're ready.
>Go downstairs.
"Hiya daddy!"
>You give him a kiss on his balding head.
>"Good morning Pinkie Pie."
>Your sister Marble Pie is eating her breakfast.
>"Slept well Pinkie?" Your mother asks.
"Yeah mommy! I had a nice dream!"
>"That's good to hear honey! What was your dream about?"
>"Heh, probably about that boy that doesn't answer to her feelings."
"What?!"
>"Marble Pie! Apologize to your sister!"
>"...Alright, sorry Pinkie."
"Apology accepted..."
>Your sisters can be kind of mean sometimes.
>But, she's right.
>You dreamt about him once again.
>It's was so nice...too bad it was just a dream.
>You sigh.
>He never pays attention to you...
>Nevermind. You'll get to that part eventually.
>Your mom made pancakes.
>They look so yummy!
>"Thanks Mommy!"
>You open your mouth and get ready to eat them all at once!
>"Pinkie, where are your manners?"
>...
>You grab a knife and a fork, then begin to eat them slowly.
>"...Alright, I'm leaving to Las Venturas honey...I'll see you at night."
>"Bye Igneous...take care."
>Your dad, Igneous Rock, works at the quarry in Las Venturas.
>It's a pretty far away, and he has to drive plenty of miles in his old, beaten up Walton truck.
>He's kind of old...and you always think that something bad could happen to him.
"Be careful daddy!"
>He gives you a nod and leaves for work.
>You hate those dumb rocks in that dumb quarry.
>You sigh and glance at the kitchen's clock.
"Oops, I'm running late...bye Mommy, bye Marble..."
>Exit your house.
>And walk to your school.
>You are going to try your luck today.
>...
>Nonny...
>The new boy at school.
>He moved here a month ago, he's from Liberty City.
>Robberies are on the rise over there.
>The FIB is right on that one.
>Anon stole your heart right away the first time you saw him...
>He's just so...wow...
>Today, you'll have to try something different...
>Its just that...he's so quiet.
>...He's probably a man of action.
>You need to get closer to him!
>But how?
>You let out another sigh...
"Aaahh...Nonny."
>You finally arrive to Canterlot High.
>You're glad that the school is nowhere near those dumb and ugly gangsters.
>Los Santos is a pretty dangerous city.
>Especially when you're a girl.
>You spot your friends at the usual spot, the soccer field's bleachers.
>Dash is playing soccer with Applejack.
>Rarity is putting on some makeup.
>Twilight is reading a big book.
>And Fluttershy is feeding her cat and her rabbit.
"HI GIRLS!"
>"Oh, hey there Pinkie!"
"HEY DASHIE!"
>"Hi sugarcube!"
"HI AJ!"
>"Hello Pinkie Pie."
"Hey Rarity...ooohh, those are pretty earrings!"
>"Do you like them? Thanks Pinkie."
"Whatcha reading Twi..."
>"Oh, hey Pinkie...I'm reading about thermodynamics..."
"BO-RING!"
>"What? Are you serio-"
"I'm just kidding Twilight!"
>"Oh...okay."
"Hey there Fluttershy, is Angel still misbehaving?"
>"Y-yes Pinkie, I don't know what to do..."
>Angel Bunny is cute, but he can be a real meanie.
"Why don't you make him into a stew?"
>He and Fluttershy both look scared.
>You chuckle.
"I'm kidding Fluttershy..."
>Angel looks relieved.
"...He would probably taste better with mustard..."
>He faints.
>Fluttershy gives you an angry look.
"Hi-hi-hi...Sorry."
>"So girls, are we going to watch that movie today?" Twilight asks.
>"Yeah, Ah heard it's worth every cent!" AJ adds.
>"Oh yes...The actors in it sure are cute..." Fluttershy says.
>"Pffft...You girls go ahead, I'd rather watch an action film..." Dashie says.
>The school's bell rings.
>"We better go to classes...We'll catch up at lunch time." Rarity says.
"Alright! See ya girls..."
>They leave.
>First period.
>Science.
>Ugh.
>You may hate that period, and the teacher...
>But, he's there.
>And he still doesn't have friends to talk with.
>Maybe he's a bit shy.
>Or A SUPER SPY!
>Nah...
>But...he's super cute!
>Be Anon.
>And this new school is great.
>You moved to Los Santos a month ago.
>It's waaay better than Portland.
>Your parents' apartment was in the middle of Hepburn Heights.
>You always had to run away from the Diablos gang members.
>Thank goodness your father found work over here.
>You heard that gang activity isn't as strong as it used to be in the last few years.
>So far it has been a pleasure living in this place.
>Verona Beach is incredible.
>There's a pool in front of your new apartment.
>And in the weekends you go to the pier.
>The city's alright, but school is a very different thing.
>So far, a very weird girl named Pinkie Pie tried to befriend you immediately.
>She introduced you to almost every student in school.
>The result? Girls thought you were weird.
>You told her that it was okay. That you could do it on your own.
>She didn't listen to your words and introduced you to her friends.
>They looked so damned fine...especially that Rarity girl. A classy girl.
>Or that Applejack...that toned body and big breasts are just to die for!
>But you fucked up...Thanks to Pinkie Pie.
>You tripped with her backpack...The result? Your face landed on Rarity's breasts.
>God, that was so embarrasing...and painful.
>Rarity slapped you multiple times.
>After that event, you tried to stay away from Pinkie Pie and her shenanigans.
>Also, she can't fucking stop talking...
>You hate that.
>She spent two hours- two fucking hours- blabbering nonsense about a chimichanga made of cherries.
>Who the fuck cares?
>Science class.
>You hate this class with a passion.
>No, you love science, and the teacher is nice, you hate it because you have to attend it with...
>"...Hi Nonny!"
>Pinkie Pie.
>God, she's so fucking annoying.
>You hate that stupid pet name.
"...Hey Pinkie."
>"Whatcha' doing?"
>Sigh.
"...Reading."
>"Cool, umm...Nonny?"
"Yeah?"
>"Can I talk to you at lunch time? I want to ask you something?"
"About what?"
>The teacher enters to the classroom.
>"I can't tell you now silly, or else we'll be both into trouble..."
>She jumps happily back to her seat.
>Dammit.
>You really hate cheery-ass people.
>After the rough times you had in the east coast. You don't want to deal with anyone's shit.
>Especially hers.
>She is kind of attractive.
>She has a well built body, even if she eats tons of sweets, cake and ice cream.
>But she has the mentality of a 6-year-old.
>Since you arrived to this city, she talks with you like there was no tomorrow.
>You wonder what she's got in mind.
>...Why do you even care?
>It's probably some meaningless shit.
>Be Pinkie Pie.
>And you are going to ask Anon out in the cafeteria.
>Well, you better make a subtle hint.
>You'll better not yell at him:
>("ANON DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND?")
>...Yeah, that would probably scare him away.
>Something subtle like...
>("Hey Anon, we should go to the movies...")
>Yeah, that's it!
>He won't say no to you.
>Since you're the only girl he talks to...he probably loves you...but he's too shy to ask you out.
>You look at the clock.
>6 minutes have passed...
>Ugh...This is sooo boring.
>You slam your head against your desk.
>You exit the classroom.
>On the way you find your friends Rainbow Dash and Applejack. Heading to math class...
>Math class?
>Anon also attends to that class with them!
>...Should you?
>Definetly.
"Hey girls...could you do me a favor?"
>"Hey Pinkie...yeah, what is it?"
"Umm...you girls know that I like..."
>"Anon? Yeah, everybody knows...even Principal Celestia...everybody except Anon."
"What? How did you..."
>"You write poems on your Lifeinvader's wall...about some guy called...Nona..."
"Grrr...fine I admit it!"
>Applejack chuckles.
>"Oh sugarcube...do ya' want us to keep it a secret?"
"Yes...I mean...no; I -sigh-...I really want to know more about him..."
>"So?"
"I want you to ask him what he likes! But in a total subtle way..."
>"...Ah don't know Pinkie..."
"Please?"
>"...Alright..."
>"Come on AJ, we're going to be late! Don't worry Pinkie, he'd better love you, otherwise, he'd rather fly back to Liberty City after we're done with him!"
"Thank you Dashie...wait what?"
>Be Anon.
>And Pinkie left to her art class.
>Thank goodness.
>You're now in math class.
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack attend to this class with you.
>The teacher hasn't arrived yet so you pull out your phone and play some games with it.
>"Pssst..."
>Huh?
>You look over your shoulder and see Rainbow Dash making signs to you.
>She probably needs your help...again.
>Walk to her desk.
"Hey Dash, what is it?"
>"Hey Anon, I wanted to talk with you..."
"About what? Homework?"
>"Nah...this is more important."
"Alright? Spill the beans then."
>"It's about Pinkie Pie."
>What?
"Oh, what about her?"
>"It's just...what do you think about her?"
"Honestly? She's annoying."
>"WHAT?!"
"Uhh...did I say something wro-"
>"Come on dude! Why are you so mean to her?"
"M-mean? What are you talking about?"
>"Calm down Rainbow Dash...let me handle this..."
"...What are you girls talking about?"
>"Oh sugarcube...How can ya be this naive?"
"Look girls, Pinkie is a 'great' girl, she acts a little childish sometimes...she's loud, she's obnoxious, the girl's insane!"
>"Sheesh aren't you a over-critical Anon...Do ya even have a girlfriend?"
"..."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc
>Rainbow laughs.
>...Assholes.
"W-well no but..."
>"But what? Look sugarcube...why don't you give Pinkie the benefit of the doubt?"
"...The what?"
>"Ah'm just tellin'...what would you say if Pinkie wanted to have a date with ya?"
"...I-"
>"You'd say YES you idiot! Gosh-"
"Look girls...I'm not interested in her, alright?"
>"How can you know that? Look, what if we make this...a bit more interesting...something that will make you say...yes..."
>You sigh.
"What is it?"
>"Look sugarcube...if you have a date with her and end up loving her...you will have to admit that we were right and do some chores for us..."
"What if I STILL don't like her after the date?..."
>"Ah highly doubt that's going to happen, but...what do ya want?"
>Mmmm...
"Girls...I've noticed that you both are pretty close...under the bleachers near the soccer field."
>They look shocked.
>"How did he? Ah thought...Is he going to-"
>"You better not do it Anon..."
"Alright...I won't tell, but, you'll have to promise, not to pester me about Pinkie again alright? And buy me lunch the whole month!"
>"DEAL! You better keep your mouth shut!"
"Good...I'll ask Pinkie out at lunch time...Pleasure doing business with you..."
>You go back to your desk.
>The last thing you hear from them is...
>"Ah don't want to set foot in that city of his!"
>You chuckle.
>The bell rings.
>Lunch time.
>You spot Pinkie Pie.
>She's putting some food on her tray.
>You sigh.
>Let's get this over with.
>Grab a tray and get next to her.
>"Hey Nonny..."
"Hey Pinkie, can I ask you a question?"
>"You already did Nonny..."
"Heh, good one Pinkie."
>She giggles.
>"Yeah, what is it Nonny?"
>Oh boy...you're going to regret this...
"Would you like to...go out with me? Tonight?"
>"Like...a date?"
"Yes...like a date."
>Her smile gets bigger and bigger...it's starting to creep you out.
>"I dunno. I'll have to check my schedule."
>She pulls out a little calendar out of her backpack.
>...
>"Yes Anon I'd like to go out with you..."
>Shit.
"Oh great. I'll pick you up at your house at 6:00 okay?"
>"Great, I live in Dillimore Nonny...I'll text you the address later...Now, if you excuse me..."
>She leaves her tray on a table and exits the cafeteria briefly.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rifikhPBU6o
>Ballons streamers and confetti!
>"...YES! YES! YES! ANON ASKED ME OUT!..."
>Smooth.
>She enters to the cafeteria again.
>Grabs the tray.
>"We'll have so much fun Nonny..."
>She gives you a wink and takes a seat with her friends...
>To be honest...
>That was pretty cute...
>(Alright Pinkie...you'll have the benefit of the doubt...)
>Let's see how this plays out...
>Oh well...
>Shit's happening today.
>You better get ready.
>You don't want to be mean with her though.
>Admit it, even if she's a bit loud, and annoying, she's one of the most sweetest girls you've met.
>If you treat her right, with respect and everything...AJ and Dash won't say that you ruined the date on purpose.
>If you still don't like her, it's your problem.
>If she's heartbroken, it's her fault for being so childish...
>"This is where I live Nonny! Come pick me up soon!" Pinkie sent you a text with her adress.
>Your dad let you borrow his red Admiral, he was surprised that you were actually going to have a date with a girl.
>You put on your best clothes.
>Sadly, ZIP clothes will have to do the trick.
>You can't afford purchasing new clothes at Victim or Didier Sachs.
>Too bad.
>You refuel the car in the nearest gas station.
>Huh...
>Yeah, she'll like these flowers.
>Alright Anon...remember, whatever happens...be in your best mood and play it cool.
>Drive to her house.
>...Dillimore.
>A bunch of rednecks live here.
>Pinkie's dad works at the quarry in LV.
>You're glad it isn't that far away from her house.
>Working his ass off all day, under the heat of the sun, must be terrible.
>If something happens to him...Pinkie and her sisters will have no economic support.
>You met the old man once...his name is Igneous Rock...he's a pretty chill guy.
>Her mother is another story, she still has her doubts about you.
>It's not like you are going to fuck her daughter...right?
>You haven't met Pinkie's big sisters yet...You only hope they aren't as annoying as their little sister.
>Pinkie mentioned that they were studying geology in the college near the quarry.
>They better keep an eye on his dad.
>Minutes later.
>You arrive to Pinkie's house.
>Knock the door...
>A dark haired girl opens the door.
>"Yes?"
"Um-hello, does Pinkie Pie live here?"
>"Oooh, you must be Anon...yeah, come in, I'm Marble Pie, her big sister...nice to meet you..."
"Nice to meet you too."
>"Have a seat Anon, Pinkie will be coming downstairs in a minute..."
"Thanks..."
>"Pinkie? Anon's here!"
>"I'm coomiiing..."
>That was very appealing to the ears.
>Pinkie's high pitched voice can be pleasant from time to time.
>"You heard her Anon...she'll be over here in no time..."
>Marble Pie leaves to her bedroom...swaying her hips in a very -VERY- provocative way...
>She has dark straight hair, she's wearing a tight grey tank top and black skinny jeans.
>10/10.
>You better stop drooling...
>And having thoughts of nailing her.
>"Oh hey Nonny! Ready to go?"
>That girl...she can't be Pinkie...right?
>From 6/10. She went to a straight 10/10.
>That dress really displays her cleavage more.
>That makeup work is remarkable...
>Her legs...U-UNF...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-07AA8mFEX0
>"Nonny? Are you alright?"
"Y-yeah, it's just that...you look marvelous!"
>She blushes.
>"Thank you Nonny, Rarity helped me out..."
>This can't be happening.
>You're falling for a girl you can't stand.
>...Yet, you aren't complaining...
"Have a little something first..."
>"Oooohhhh...Flowers...thank you Anon, they are sooo pretty..."
"I'm g-glad you liked them...Let's go Pinkie..."
>"Okie Dokie Loki!"
>You open the car's door for her and then get inside...
>"What are we going to do Anon?"
"We're going to a restaurant Pinkie...My dad told me about a place that is in Rodeo."
>"You can't possibly mean..."
"Yeah, World of Coq, he said that the food there is great."
>"I-I've always wanted to go there...let's go Nonny!"
"You don't have to tell me twice!"
>Besides, it's pretty close from her house.
>"Hey Nonny...do you want to hear some jokes?"
>Uh Oh...
"S-sure Pinkie..."
>"Alright, here I go!..."
>An hour later of listening to her jokes you arrive to the restaurant.
>You had a good laugh with her jokes, they were pretty good.
>She does have a talent in entertainment.
>You should listen to her jokes more, you don't want the whole school to see you as a bitter guy.
"Here we are Pinkie."
>"OHMYGOSH...Wait. I heard this place is pretty expensive..."
"Don't worry Pinkie, I've got us covered."
>You pull out a credit card from your wallet.
"Oh...alright then Nonny..."
>You pull a chair for Pinkie and let her sit first. Then you have a seat.
>Huh, it must be a slow night.
>You spot a congressman with a lady that isn't his wife.
>A black dude and a redneck girl.
>Flash Sentry and Twilight.
>Wait.
>"Oh look Nonny, it's Twilight...HEY TWILIGHT!"
>Pinkie waves at her.
>Twilight looks at her and hides behind the menu.
>Flash rolls his eyes.
>"She must be pretty hungry..."
"Yeah...she is."
>Minutes later the waiter comes to your table and takes your order.
>He leaves and you begin to chat with Pinkie Pie.
>She can't stop talking...
>But...you pay attention to everything she says.
>Surprisingly...she's a pretty interesting girl.
>She tells you about her family first, that really makes you sad.
>Then about her Granny...God, that was so cute.
>That story made it to your heart.
>The waiter finally arrives
with the food
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP07XMkkwds
>You both finish your meals.
>"Wow, that was sooo delicious."
"I'm glad you liked it Pinkie."
>You pay the bill and leave the restaurant.
>"I loved it! Thanks again for inviting me! Can you take me home Nonny? I'm sooo full."
>She lets out a little belch.
>http://i.imgur.com/1ECq6u1.png
>"Ooops...s-sorry."
>Streamers start to fall out from her purse.
>You give her a lighthearted grin.
>"D-don't laugh..."
"Aww Pinkie, I didn't know you were so cute..."
>"Y-you really think so Anon?"
"Y-yeah...you're beautiful, funny and very interesting..."
>"Thank you Anon..."
>She closes her eyes and gives you a peck on the cheek.
>...
>It's official.
>YOU LOVE HER!
>She's perfect.
>She's innocent, funny, sweet, kind, interesting, lovely, pretty...everything!
"Let me take you home Pinkie..."
>...
>An hour later.
>You arrive to her house.
>"That was lovely Anon...Thank you."
"No Pinkie, I'm the one who should be thanking you instead...I had a fun time...I wish this date could last forever..."
>"Oh Nonny..."
>She closes her eyes and prepares her lips.
"Pinkie..."
>...
>http://youtu.be/bu_evtqkDWY?t=11s
>This sensation...is new to you.
>You feel so much lighter.
>A minute just felt like an hour.
>Your heart is beating so fast.
>...
>She releases your mouth.
>"See you tomorrow big guy..."
"S-see ya Pinkie..."
>She enters to her house.
>You can hear some voices.
>"PINKIE PINKIE! HOW WAS IT?!"
>"INCREDIBLE!"
>"DID HE KISS YOU?"
>"YES!"
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
>Man, her sisters surely are a part from her family.
>You let out a content sigh.
>Get in your car and drive back to your house.
>Today was a good day.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFkGco2siSk

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXmMbtK8CdU
>It's a brand new day in Los Santos.
"Yaaaawnnn....ahhh..."
>Be Pinkie Pie.
"GOOD MORNING WORLD!"
>And you just woke up from a good night's sleep.
>You feel incredible.
>Get up from your comfy bed and do the morning ritual.
>*FLUSH*
>You strip and get into the shower.
>Turn the shower's faucets.
"AAAHHH Hot! Hot!"
>You fumble with the faucets and move them until the water's temperature is perfect.
>That's the stuff.
"Ahhh...~La la la la~"
>The water trails down your body.
>Apply some shampoo to your pink and bouncy hair.
>...You play with it a little.
>You always love to make new hairstyles with your hair when its wet.
>Punk...Emo...Elvis...
"Hihihihi!"
>"Hurry up Pinkie! Don't waste the hot water!"
>It's your sister, Limestone Pie.
"Hold on Limey, I'll be out in a couple of minutes!"
>"Ugh...I don't want to catch you playing with yourself again over HIM alright?!"
"...Go away!"
>You hear your sister's footsteps leaving.
>Phew.
>Your sister can be very rude sometimes.
>Five minutes later you get out of the shower and get dressed.
>Put on one of your white bras and a pair of white cotton panties.
>It's not like your parents are ever going to buy you something different.
>You recall your mother's words.
>"Don't you dare wearing something sexy young missy! It's wrong, and boys will think that you're an easy girl with no self respect."
>You put on your blouse with a stamped heart and your favorite skirt.
>Check your backpack.
>Homework...yes.
>Keys...yes.
>Phone...yes.
>Notebooks...yes.
>You're ready.
>Go downstairs.
"Hiya daddy!"
>You give him a kiss on his balding head.
>"Good morning Pinkie Pie."
>Your sister Marble Pie is eating her breakfast.
>"Slept well Pinkie?" Your mother asks.
"Yeah mommy! I had a nice dream!"

>"That's good to hear honey! What was your dream about?"
>"Heh, probably about that boy that doesn't answer to her feelings."
"What?!"
>"Marble Pie! Apologize to your sister!"
>"...Alright, sorry Pinkie."
"Apology accepted..."
>Your sisters can be kind of mean sometimes.
>But, she's right.
>You dreamt about him once again.
>It's was so nice...too bad it was just a dream.
>You sigh.
>He never pays attention to you...
>Nevermind. You'll get to that part eventually.
>Your mom made pancakes.
>They look so yummy!
>"Thanks Mommy!"
>You open your mouth and get ready to eat them all at once!
>"Pinkie, where are your manners?"
>...
>You grab a knife and a fork, then begin to eat them slowly.
>"...Alright, I'm leaving to Las Venturas honey...I'll see you at night."
>"Bye Igneous...take care."
>Your dad, Igneous Rock, works at the quarry in Las Venturas.
>It's a pretty far away, and he has to drive plenty of miles in his old, beaten up Walton truck.
>He's kind of old...and you always think that something bad could happen to him.
"Be careful daddy!"
>He gives you a nod and leaves for work.
>You hate those dumb rocks in that dumb quarry.
>You sigh and glance at the kitchen's clock.
"Oops, I'm running late...bye Mommy, bye Marble..."
>Exit your house.
>And walk to your school.
>You are going to try your luck today.
>...
>Nonny...
>The new boy at school.
>He moved here a month ago, he's from Liberty City.
>Robberies are on the rise over there.
>The FIB is right on that one.
>Anon stole your heart right away the first time you saw him...
>He's just so...wow...
>Today, you'll have to try something different...
>Its just that...he's so quiet.
>...He's probably a man of action.
>You need to get closer to him!
>But how?
>You let out another sigh...
"Aaahh...Nonny."

>You finally arrive to Canterlot High.
>You're glad that the school is nowhere near those dumb and ugly gangsters.
>Los Santos is a pretty dangerous city.
>Especially when you're a girl.
>You spot your friends at the usual spot, the soccer field's bleachers.
>Dash is playing soccer with Applejack.
>Rarity is putting on some makeup.
>Twilight is reading a big book.
>And Fluttershy is feeding her cat and her rabbit.
"HI GIRLS!"
>"Oh, hey there Pinkie!"
"HEY DASHIE!"
>"Hi sugarcube!"
"HI AJ!"
>"Hello Pinkie Pie."
"Hey Rarity...ooohh, those are pretty earrings!"
>"Do you like them? Thanks Pinkie."
"Whatcha reading Twi..."
>"Oh, hey Pinkie...I'm reading about thermodynamics..."
"BO-RING!"
>"What? Are you serio-"
"I'm just kidding Twilight!"
>"Oh...okay."
"Hey there Fluttershy, is Angel still misbehaving?"
>"Y-yes Pinkie, I don't know what to do..."
>Angel Bunny is cute, but he can be a real meanie.
"Why don't you make him into a stew?"
>He and Fluttershy both look scared.
>You chuckle.
"I'm kidding Fluttershy..."
>Angel looks relieved.
"...He would probably taste better with mustard..."
>He faints.
>Fluttershy gives you an angry look.
"Hi-hi-hi...Sorry."
>"So girls, are we going to watch that movie today?" Twilight asks.
>"Yeah, Ah heard it's worth every cent!" AJ adds.
>"Oh yes...The actors in it sure are cute..." Fluttershy says.
>"Pffft...You girls go ahead, I'd rather watch an action film..." Dashie says.
>The school's bell rings.
>"We better go to classes...We'll catch up at lunch time." Rarity says.
"Alright! See ya girls..."
>They leave.
>First period.
>Science.
>Ugh.
>You may hate that period, and the teacher...
>But, he's there.
>And he still doesn't have friends to talk with.
>Maybe he's a bit shy.
>Or A SUPER SPY!
>Nah...
>But...he's super cute!

>Be Anon.
>And this new school is great.
>You moved to Los Santos a month ago.
>It's waaay better than Portland.
>Your parents' apartment was in the middle of Hepburn Heights.
>You always had to run away from the Diablos gang members.
>Thank goodness your father found work over here.
>You heard that gang activity isn't as strong as it used to be in the last few years.
>So far it has been a pleasure living in this place.
>Verona Beach is incredible.
>There's a pool in front of your new apartment.
>And in the weekends you go to the pier.
>The city's alright, but school is a very different thing.
>So far, a very weird girl named Pinkie Pie tried to befriend you immediately.
>She introduced you to almost every student in school.
>The result? Girls thought you were weird.
>You told her that it was okay. That you could do it on your own.
>She didn't listen to your words and introduced you to her friends.
>They looked so damned fine...especially that Rarity girl. A classy girl.
>Or that Applejack...that toned body and big breasts are just to die for!
>But you fucked up...Thanks to Pinkie Pie.
>You tripped with her backpack...The result? Your face landed on Rarity's breasts.
>God, that was so embarrasing...and painful.
>Rarity slapped you multiple times.
>After that event, you tried to stay away from Pinkie Pie and her shenanigans.
>Also, she can't fucking stop talking...
>You hate that.
>She spent two hours- two fucking hours- blabbering nonsense about a chimichanga made of cherries.
>Who the fuck cares?
>Science class.
>You hate this class with a passion.
>No, you love science, and the teacher is nice, you hate it because you have to attend it with...
>"...Hi Nonny!"
>Pinkie Pie.
>God, she's so fucking annoying.
>You hate that stupid pet name.
"...Hey Pinkie."

>"Whatcha' doing?"
>Sigh.
"...Reading."
>"Cool, umm...Nonny?"
"Yeah?"
>"Can I talk to you at lunch time? I want to ask you something?"
"About what?"
>The teacher enters to the classroom.
>"I can't tell you now silly, or else we'll be both into trouble..."
>She jumps happily back to her seat.
>Dammit.
>You really hate cheery-ass people.
>After the rough times you had in the east coast. You don't want to deal with anyone's shit.
>Especially hers.
>She is kind of attractive.
>She has a well built body, even if she eats tons of sweets, cake and ice cream.
>But she has the mentality of a 6-year-old.
>Since you arrived to this city, she talks with you like there was no tomorrow.
>You wonder what she's got in mind.
>...Why do you even care?
>It's probably some meaningless shit.

>Be Pinkie Pie.
>And you are going to ask Anon out in the cafeteria.
>Well, you better make a subtle hint.
>You'll better not yell at him:
>("ANON DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND?")
>...Yeah, that would probably scare him away.
>Something subtle like...
>("Hey Anon, we should go to the movies...")
>Yeah, that's it!
>He won't say no to you.
>Since you're the only girl he talks to...he probably loves you...but he's too shy to ask you out.
>You look at the clock.
>6 minutes have passed...
>Ugh...This is sooo boring.
>You slam your head against your desk.

>You exit the classroom.
>On the way you find your friends Rainbow Dash and Applejack. Heading to math class...
>Math class?
>Anon also attends to that class with them!
>...Should you?
>Definetly.
"Hey girls...could you do me a favor?"
>"Hey Pinkie...yeah, what is it?"
"Umm...you girls know that I like..."
>"Anon? Yeah, everybody knows...even Principal Celestia...everybody except Anon."
"What? How did you..."
>"You write poems on your Lifeinvader's wall...about some guy called...Nona..."
"Grrr...fine I admit it!"
>Applejack chuckles.
>"Oh sugarcube...do ya' want us to keep it a secret?"
"Yes...I mean...no; I -sigh-...I really want to know more about him..."
>"So?"
"I want you to ask him what he likes! But in a total subtle way..."
>"...Ah don't know Pinkie..."
"Please?"
>"...Alright..."
>"Come on AJ, we're going to be late! Don't worry Pinkie, he'd better love you, otherwise, he'd rather fly back to Liberty City after we're done with him!"
"Thank you Dashie...wait what?"

>Be Anon.
>And Pinkie left to her art class.
>Thank goodness.
>You're now in math class.
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack attend to this class with you.
>The teacher hasn't arrived yet so you pull out your phone and play some games with it.
>"Pssst..."
>Huh?
>You look over your shoulder and see Rainbow Dash making signs to you.
>She probably needs your help...again.
>Walk to her desk.
"Hey Dash, what is it?"
>"Hey Anon, I wanted to talk with you..."
"About what? Homework?"
>"Nah...this is more important."
"Alright? Spill the beans then."
>"It's about Pinkie Pie."
>What?
"Oh, what about her?"
>"It's just...what do you think about her?"
"Honestly? She's annoying."
>"WHAT?!"
"Uhh...did I say something wro-"
>"Come on dude! Why are you so mean to her?"
"M-mean? What are you talking about?"

>"Calm down Rainbow Dash...let me handle this..."
"...What are you girls talking about?"
>"Oh sugarcube...How can ya be this naive?"
"Look girls, Pinkie is a 'great' girl, she acts a little childish sometimes...she's loud, she's obnoxious, the girl's insane!"
>"Sheesh aren't you a over-critical Anon...Do ya even have a girlfriend?"
"..."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc
>Rainbow laughs.
>...Assholes.
"W-well no but..."
>"But what? Look sugarcube...why don't you give Pinkie the benefit of the doubt?"
"...The what?"
>"Ah'm just tellin'...what would you say if Pinkie wanted to have a date with ya?"
"...I-"
>"You'd say YES you idiot! Gosh-"
"Look girls...I'm not interested in her, alright?"
>"How can you know that? Look, what if we make this...a bit more interesting...something that will make you say...yes..."
>You sigh.
"What is it?"
>"Look sugarcube...if you have a date with her and end up loving her...you will have to admit that we were right and do some chores for us..."
"What if I STILL don't like her after the date?..."
>"Ah highly doubt that's going to happen, but...what do ya want?"
>Mmmm...
"Girls...I've noticed that you both are pretty close...under the bleachers near the soccer field."
>They look shocked.
>"How did he? Ah thought...Is he going to-"
>"You better not do it Anon..."
"Alright...I won't tell, but, you'll have to promise, not to pester me about Pinkie again alright? And buy me lunch the whole month!"
>"DEAL! You better keep your mouth shut!"
"Good...I'll ask Pinkie out at lunch time...Pleasure doing business with you..."
>You go back to your desk.
>The last thing you hear from them is...
>"Ah don't want to set foot in that city of his!"
>You chuckle.

>The bell rings.
>Lunch time.
>You spot Pinkie Pie.
>She's putting some food on her tray.
>You sigh.
>Let's get this over with.
>Grab a tray and get next to her.
>"Hey Nonny..."
"Hey Pinkie, can I ask you a question?"
>"You already did Nonny..."
"Heh, good one Pinkie."
>She giggles.
>"Yeah, what is it Nonny?"
>Oh boy...you're going to regret this...
"Would you like to...go out with me? Tonight?"
>"Like...a date?"
"Yes...like a date."
>Her smile gets bigger and bigger...it's starting to creep you out.
>"I dunno. I'll have to check my schedule." 
>She pulls out a little calendar out of her backpack.
>...
>"Yes Anon I'd like to go out with you..."
>Shit.
"Oh great. I'll pick you up at your house at 6:00 okay?"
>"Great, I live in Dillimore Nonny...I'll text you the address later...Now, if you excuse me..."
>She leaves her tray on a table and exits the cafeteria briefly.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rifikhPBU6o
>Ballons streamers and confetti!
>"...YES! YES! YES! ANON ASKED ME OUT!..."
>Smooth.
>She enters to the cafeteria again.
>Grabs the tray.
>"We'll have so much fun Nonny..."
>She gives you a wink and takes a seat with her friends...
>To be honest...
>That was pretty cute...
>(Alright Pinkie...you'll have the benefit of the doubt...)
>Let's see how this plays out...

>Oh well...
>Shit's happening today.
>You better get ready.
>You don't want to be mean with her though.
>Admit it, even if she's a bit loud, and annoying, she's one of the most sweetest girls you've met.
>If you treat her right, with respect and everything...AJ and Dash won't say that you ruined the date on purpose.
>If you still don't like her, it's your problem.
>If she's heartbroken, it's her fault for being so childish...
>"This is where I live Nonny! Come pick me up soon!" Pinkie sent you a text with her adress.
>Your dad let you borrow his red Admiral, he was surprised that you were actually going to have a date with a girl.
>You put on your best clothes.
>Sadly, ZIP clothes will have to do the trick.
>You can't afford purchasing new clothes at Victim or Didier Sachs.
>Too bad.
>You refuel the car in the nearest gas station.
>Huh...
>Yeah, she'll like these flowers.
>Alright Anon...remember, whatever happens...be in your best mood and play it cool.
>Drive to her house.
>...Dillimore.
>A bunch of rednecks live here.
>Pinkie's dad works at the quarry in LV.
>You're glad it isn't that far away from her house.
>Working his ass off all day, under the heat of the sun, must be terrible.
>If something happens to him...Pinkie and her sisters will have no economic support.
>You met the old man once...his name is Igneous Rock...he's a pretty chill guy.
>Her mother is another story, she still has her doubts about you.
>It's not like you are going to fuck her daughter...right?
>You haven't met Pinkie's big sisters yet...You only hope they aren't as annoying as their little sister.
>Pinkie mentioned that they were studying geology in the college near the quarry.
>They better keep an eye on his dad.
>Minutes later.
>You arrive to Pinkie's house.
>Knock the door...

>A dark haired girl opens the door.
>"Yes?"
"Um-hello, does Pinkie Pie live here?"
>"Oooh, you must be Anon...yeah, come in, I'm Marble Pie, her big sister...nice to meet you..."
"Nice to meet you too."
>"Have a seat Anon, Pinkie will be coming downstairs in a minute..."
"Thanks..."
>"Pinkie? Anon's here!"
>"I'm coomiiing..."
>That was very appealing to the ears.
>Pinkie's high pitched voice can be pleasant from time to time.
>"You heard her Anon...she'll be over here in no time..." 
>Marble Pie leaves to her bedroom...swaying her hips in a very -VERY- provocative way...
>She has dark straight hair, she's wearing a tight grey tank top and black skinny jeans.
>10/10.
>You better stop drooling...
>And having thoughts of nailing her.
>"Oh hey Nonny! Ready to go?"
>That girl...she can't be Pinkie...right?
>From 6/10. She went to a straight 10/10.
>That dress really displays her cleavage more.
>That makeup work is remarkable...
>Her legs...U-UNF...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-07AA8mFEX0
>"Nonny? Are you alright?"
"Y-yeah, it's just that...you look marvelous!"
>She blushes.
>"Thank you Nonny, Rarity helped me out..."
>This can't be happening.
>You're falling for a girl you can't stand.
>...Yet, you aren't complaining...
"Have a little something first..."
>"Oooohhhh...Flowers...thank you Anon, they are sooo pretty..."
"I'm g-glad you liked them...Let's go Pinkie..."
>"Okie Dokie Loki!"
>You open the car's door for her and then get inside...
>"What are we going to do Anon?"

"We're going to a restaurant Pinkie...My dad told me about a place that is in Rodeo."
>"You can't possibly mean..."
"Yeah, World of Coq, he said that the food there is great."
>"I-I've always wanted to go there...let's go Nonny!"
"You don't have to tell me twice!"
>Besides, it's pretty close from her house.
>"Hey Nonny...do you want to hear some jokes?"
>Uh Oh...
"S-sure Pinkie..."
>"Alright, here I go!..."
>An hour later of listening to her jokes you arrive to the restaurant.
>You had a good laugh with her jokes, they were pretty good.
>She does have a talent in entertainment.
>You should listen to her jokes more, you don't want the whole school to see you as a bitter guy.
"Here we are Pinkie."
>"OHMYGOSH...Wait. I heard this place is pretty expensive..."
"Don't worry Pinkie, I've got us covered."
>You pull out a credit card from your wallet.
"Oh...alright then Nonny..."
>You pull a chair for Pinkie and let her sit first. Then you have a seat.
>Huh, it must be a slow night.
>You spot a congressman with a lady that isn't his wife.
>A black dude and a redneck girl.
>Flash Sentry and Twilight.
>Wait.
>"Oh look Nonny, it's Twilight...HEY TWILIGHT!"
>Pinkie waves at her.
>Twilight looks at her and hides behind the menu.
>Flash rolls his eyes.
>"She must be pretty hungry..."
"Yeah...she is."
>Minutes later the waiter comes to your table and takes your order.
>He leaves and you begin to chat with Pinkie Pie.
>She can't stop talking...
>But...you pay attention to everything she says.
>Surprisingly...she's a pretty interesting girl.
>She tells you about her family first, that really makes you sad.
>Then about her Granny...God, that was so cute.
>That story made it to your heart.
>The waiter finally arrives
with the food
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP07XMkkwds

>You both finish your meals.
>"Wow, that was sooo delicious."
"I'm glad you liked it Pinkie."
>You pay the bill and leave the restaurant.
>"I loved it! Thanks again for inviting me! Can you take me home Nonny? I'm sooo full."
>She lets out a little belch.
>http://i.imgur.com/1ECq6u1.png
>"Ooops...s-sorry."
>Streamers start to fall out from her purse.
>You give her a lighthearted grin.
>"D-don't laugh..."
"Aww Pinkie, I didn't know you were so cute..."
>"Y-you really think so Anon?"
"Y-yeah...you're beautiful, funny and very interesting..."
>"Thank you Anon..."
>She closes her eyes and gives you a peck on the cheek.
>...
>It's official.
>YOU LOVE HER!
>She's perfect.
>She's innocent, funny, sweet, kind, interesting, lovely, pretty...everything!
"Let me take you home Pinkie..."
>...
>An hour later.
>You arrive to her house.
>"That was lovely Anon...Thank you."
"No Pinkie, I'm the one who should be thanking you instead...I had a fun time...I wish this date could last forever..."
>"Oh Nonny..."
>She closes her eyes and prepares her lips.
"Pinkie..."
>...
>http://youtu.be/bu_evtqkDWY?t=11s
>This sensation...is new to you.
>You feel so much lighter.
>A minute just felt like an hour.
>Your heart is beating so fast.
>...
>She releases your mouth.
>"See you tomorrow big guy..."
"S-see ya Pinkie..."
>She enters to her house.
>You can hear some voices.
>"PINKIE PINKIE! HOW WAS IT?!"
>"INCREDIBLE!"
>"DID HE KISS YOU?"
>"YES!"
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
>Man, her sisters surely are a part from her family.
>You let out a content sigh.
>Get in your car and drive back to your house.
>Today was a good day.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFkGco2siSk

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