- >A couple of months pass.
- >Everything goes fine at school.
- >And you have more friends by now.
- >Norman and Rainbow Dash are your bros.
- >You usually hang with them after school.
- >But every Tuesday you help Fluttershy with her flyers.
- >Nobody seems to be interested in adopting a pet.
- >Such apathy hurts her a lot.
- >You always take the opportunity to be a 'gentleman' so you give her a shoulder to cry on.
- >Why? Because you can watch her huge tits from that angle.
- "Don't worry Fluttershy, those cute critters will have a nice family soon."
- >"*Sob...Sob* No they won't, people don't seem to care."
- "Hey, don't be that pessimistic. Everybody loves critters. Right Angel?"
- >The bunny seems to know that you want to bang his owner, and it bites you.
- "Ow! Son of a-"
- >"Oh Anon! Are you ok? Bad bunny! Bad!" Fluttershy scolds Angel.
- "Yeah, I'm fine...Uhhh...Fluttershy?"
- >"Yes Anon?"
- "You know...We have been close friends for a couple of months now, and I wanted to ask you something..."
- >"Um...okay, w-what is it?"
- >("Alright, don't blow this up.")
- "Uh-okay."
- >*Clears throat*
- "Would you...like to go out with me? I don't know, watch a movie? Or have dinner with me?"
- >She stays silent.
- >Oh god OH GOD!
- >Yablewit.jpg
- >"Oh Anon, of course, I'd love to!"
- >Oh man, you're going to need new pants.
- >"But, you should ask for my parents permission first."
- >Fuck.
- >"You'll have to deal with my dad, he usually scares off guys who want to have their way with me."
- "Hehe...Seriously? What does he do?"
- >"Um...since he's a police officer, he uses some special techniques."
- >Crap.
- >"But don't worry, you are such a nice guy. He might like you after all the things I told him about you!"
- "Wait wait...might?!"
- >"Uh, sorry, he's pretty strict. You should bring a car too, he doesn't like poor guys. I don't mind though."
- >Good thing your father has two cars and a SUV.
- "Oh, okay, any other thing he'd like to see in me?"
- >"Ummm...don't take offense to this, but he likes secure guys. Don't s-stutter...Pretty please."
- "What about your mom?"
- >"Oh. She already likes you, since I told her how you help me out with the flyers and with my homework."
- >Difficulty: 50%
- "Alright Fluttershy. I'll talk to them today. And then we'll have our date in Friday okay?"
- >"Oh, I'm so happy."
- >She hugs you tighter.
- >You feel her boobs on your chest.
- >Good Lord. That delicious feeling.
- >"Shoot, I have to go Anon, my dad is waiting for me, I'll send you a text with the hour and the direction of my house ok?"
- "Yeah Fluttershy, thank you."
- >You already know where she lives. Thanks to the internet.
- >5 pm.
- >You arrive to Fluttershy's house.
- >A not so big but a decent looking house.
- >A police cruiser is parked on the garage driveway.
- >And a VW Beetle. Must be her mom's.
- >You park your dad's BMW.
- >Every step you make towards the house makes you feel dizzy.
- >Ring the doorbell.
- >The door opens.
- >"You must be Anon." Her father.
- "Yes Mister..."
- >"My name doesn't concern you son. Now, what do you want?"
- >Asshole.
- "Well sir, I want to take out your daughter on a date, and I'm just asking for your permission."
- >"Cut the crap sonny, I know you want to fuck my daughter! Come on, just say it!"
- >Shit he got you!
- >Play it cool.
- "Haha no sir, I'm not like that. I just want Fluttershy to have a fun with me at the fair. I can provide her a healthy date."
- >"That's what they all say, come with me, a nice test with the lie detector will show us your real intentions!"
- >What the fuck? This dude is insane!
- >Fluttershy's mother makes an appearance.
- >"Oh cut it out Eugene! You always scare off our poor girl's potential boyfriends."
- >Eugene?! Topkek.
- >"But, Posey! Look at this pussy, he isn't worth Fluttershy's time."
- >Fuck you.
- >"Remember that Wayne kid? You only liked him because he was strong and rich?"
- >"...Yeah I remember him..."
- >"And you surely remember that he only made Fluttershy's life a living hell, right?"
- >"*Sigh* Yes."
- >"And that Anon here scared him away, right?"
- >"Ugh, yes! Okay fine! Alright kid, you have our permission! Pick her up on Friday at 6 pm. Okay?"
- "Will do Eugene."
- >"Sergeant Eugene to you kid! Don't make me regret this."
- >You thank them both, specially Fluttershy's mother, and leave the house.
- >Hell yes! You did it! Those sweet yellow tits will be yours on Friday.
- >Friday finally arrives.
- "Hey Fluttershy. Today's Friday!"
- >"Oh yes Anon. I'm so excited. -woohoo-"
- >Shit, she's so fucking cute.
- >"Um...so...where are we going?"
- "Well, I already planned our schedule. And I'm not telling, it would ruin the surprise."
- >"Oh Anon, you meanie." She says with a playful tone. "I hope it's a nice one."
- "Yeah, I already told you, we'll have fun."
- >"Okay, I trust you, I'll hang out with Rarity first, she said I have to look pretty for our date."
- "Really? You are already pretty, she'll ruin that natural beauty if she puts makeup on your beautiful face."
- >She blushes intensly.
- >"Y-you really think I'm pretty Anon?"
- "Yup! If I told you otherwise, my nose would surely grow."
- >She lets out a small giggle.
- >"Oh Anon, you're so funny. Alright, I don't want to be late, see you at 6 Anon."
- "Remember what I said. Don't let her ruin your face."
- >"Hihi, thank you. I think you deserve this..."
- >She kisses your cheek.
- >Sweet.
- >She leaves.
- >Ahhh, you feel so much lighter.
- >Like you're walking on clouds.
- >Norman greets you.
- >"Today's the big day right?"
- "Yeah dude, it'll be amazing!"
- >"Do you need a condom?"
- "I'll need two."
- >You'll never wash that cheek again, oh wait, you can get more where that one came from.
- >Ahhh, you feel so much lighter.
- >Like you're walking on clouds.
- >Norman greets you.
- >"Today's the big day right?"
- "Yeah dude, it'll be amazing!"
- >"Do you need a condom?"
- "I'll need two."
- >http://i.imgur.com/tzceMM0.gif
- >You are now Fluttershy.
- >And you're getting ready for your date.
- >Your best friend Rarity talks about how you should behave.
- >A proper lady this. A proper lady that.
- >And where to kick Anon if he gets too frisky.
- "Oh my...Rarity, I don't think he'll try to do something out of place."
- >"You can never know that Fluttershy. Anon may look like a gentleman, but remember, he's still a man. And he can take advantage of you."
- "I appreciate your concerns Rarity, but seriously, Anon's a good guy."
- >She sighs.
- >"I only tell you this for your own good Fluttershy, but if you want it like this, it's your choice."
- "I'm fine, don't worry."
- >"So, what makeup do you want to try on? I have a new batch imported from France."
- "Ummm...it's fine Rarity, I'll have my usual pink eye shadow."
- >"Huh? Why?"
- "Anon said I looked so pretty like this."
- >You let out a sigh.
- "Oh Anon...<3"
- >You are now Anon.
- >And you are about to leave.
- >Wallet...Check.
- >Smartphone...Check.
- >Suit...Check.
- >Tie?...Nah, you look fine with this shirt.
- >Flowers...Check.
- >You are ready.
- "Dad, I'm leaving."
- >"Go get her champ, here, have the BMW's keys, remember, not a scratch okay?"
- "Thanks dad, yeah, don't worry."
- >You open the door and start the engine.
- >You check your watch.
- "Yeah, I've still got plenty of time."
- >http://youtu.be/bjqZL_tXy7c?t=49s
- "Oh what? Fuck."
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Lrjtz-u84
- >A voice is heard from a loud-speaker.
- >"Pilot! Get out of the vehicle, slowly!"
- >You remember that voice.
- >Oh God.
- >You do as told.
- >Yup, it's Eugene.
- >"Stop! Now turn around and place your hands on the hood."
- >Fuck.
- >You do as told again. Eugene gets out of the police cruiser.
- >"Hello Anon, mind if I frisk you?"
- "Well, I was heading to Fluttershy's place sir."
- >"You mean, my house, right?"
- >He retrieves your wallet.
- "Hey man, that's my money."
- >"A thousand dollars?! Shit son, you must have something nice prepared for my daughter."
- >He shakes your wallet.
- >Your Canterlot High ID and a condom fall to the ground.
- >SHIT!
- >"...You rotten son of a bitch!"
- >He turns you around and gives you a punch to the stomach.
- "*oof*"
- >"What the fuck is this doing in your wallet?!"
- "I...uhh...I don't know."
- >"BULLSHIT!"
- >Another punch to the stomach.
- "Please *pant* A 'friend' gave it to me, I wasn't planning on using it!"
- >"Yeah right, do you think I was born yesterday?"
- >You are scared shitless and your agressor notices it.
- >He smirks.
- >"Okay Anon, I'll let you go."
- "Really? Thanks Mister! I won't do it again!"
- >"I'm sure you won't, I'll confiscate your condoms, and you'll have to pay a fine."
- >He places your thousand dollars into his pocket.
- "Wait, what are you doing? It's for the date!"
- >Another punch to the stomach.
- >"Let this be a lesson for you. If you don't respect my daughter, I'll handle you, personally! Let's see what are you going to do without your money. Remember, my daughter loves gifts."
- >Motherfucker. Your whole night is now ruined.
- >He gets on his cruiser and drives off.
- >You should withdraw some money from the ATM.
- >You glance at your watch.
- >5:52 P.M.
- >SHIT! YOU'RE LATE!
- "I can't be late to the first date, it's not okay!"
- >You'll have to skip red lights.
- >Get in the vehicle, start driving.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MrElwbj4DU&list=PLD839A3F682ABFC31
- >You burn tires and head directly to Fluttershy's house.
- >Red Light? Fuck that!
- >Shit! This car is pretty fast.
- >Good thing you know how to handle it.
- >5:56 P.M.
- >Almost there!
- >Sharp turn ahead? Use the hand brake!
- >You see Fluttershy's house.
- >5:59 P.M.
- >ALMOST THERE!
- >6:00 P.M.
- "MADE IT!"
- >Fluttershy comes out.
- >"Oh Anon, just in time! I love punctuality!"
- >"Shall we go now?"
- "Yeah sure, let's roll. By the way, you look incredible."
- >She blushes.
- >"Thank you Anon. I dressed like this only for you."
- "I appreciate it Fluttershy, I got you a little gift."
- >You give her the bouquet. Thank God that asshole didn't fuck it up.
- >"Oh Anon, you didn't have to. Thank you so much."
- >She smells the flowers.
- >"Ahhh, they are lovely Anon."
- >She kisses your cheek.
- >Hell yeah.
- >You open the door for her.
- >"What a gentleman."
- "Hey, chivalry still exists."
- >Fluttershy lets out a small giggle.
- >"So where are we going?"
- "Let me withdraw some money first, I gave the money I had with me to a poor woman and her children."
- >"Awwww...Anon, you're so kind...I love people who help others."
- >*Phew* You bought yourself some time.
- >You park the vehicle and quickly withdraw another thousand dollars.
- >Start driving to the fair.
- >You look to the stands. Hot dogs, corn, all that yummy food, and the games.
- >"Ooohhh what a pretty teddy bear!"
- >You see the teddy in a very shady stand.
- >You aren't so sure about this.
- >"Hey kid! Win a fabulous prize for the lady!"
- "...Alright, what do I have to do to win that Teddy-Bear?"
- >"Just knocking out those cups, have this baseball! 5 bucks a shot!"
- "5 Bucks!? This baseball is so soft, I won't be able to knock those cups!"
- >"Come on dude! Impress the lady!"
- >You pick up a rock.
- "Okay. I'll do it."
- >You point your finger and shout:
- "OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
- >Fluttershy and the idiot turn their heads.
- >You throw the rock and the baseball.
- >The rock knocks the cups out. While the baseball does nothing.
- >The idiot looks back at the cups. They're on the floor.
- "Oh look, I win!"
- >"Yaaaay" Fluttershy cheers, in her cute and shy way.
- >"What the...I...Uh..."
- "The bear please?"
- >You hand the bear to Fluttershy, and she gives you a kiss.
- >You play other games with her.
- >Darts.
- >Whac-A-mole.
- >You won, because she felt bad about hitting innocent moles.
- >Fluttershy...
- >You both ate some cotton candy.
- >She loves cotton candy.
- >"Hey Anon, let's go to the Carousel."
- "Uh...Okay!"
- >Shit, this is so embarrasing.
- >Little kids start laughing at you.
- >Suddenly they look at Fluttershy sending you some kisses and holding your hand.
- >Hell yeah, this isn't so bad.
- >You flip off the little shits.
- >After that you know that you've tried all the games on the fair.
- >You couldn't get on the rollercoasters. She hates them.
- >Rollercoasters are so cool, like that one, "Twister", or that one "Jupiter", and the new one has a huge line, "Mr. Bones Wild Ride."
- >She declined to try any of them.
- >Oh well.
- "Hey Fluttershy, let's go to the Ferris Wheel."
- >"But, Anon! I'm afraid of heights!"
- "Don't worry Fluttershy...They're safe and very slow."
- >"But...okay."
- >You pay for the tickets and seat on a basket.
- >The wheel starts moving and she hugs you pretty tight.
- >You can feel her boobs again.
- "Don't worry Fluttershy, if you hug me tight you'll not fall."
- >She does what you said.
- >Your basket stops at the highest point.
- >"I...is it over yet?"
- "Nope, look at the horizon, it's about to start!"
- >"W...what's about to start?"
- "Open your eyes."
- >She does, and she sees the show.
- >"Fireworks...I love fireworks."
- "I know."
- >You both look at the spectacle.
- >"Ummm...Anon?
- "Yeah?"
- >"You know whats the thing I love more than fireworks, and even my beloved critters?"
- "I dunno. What?"
- >"You."
- >And when she finishes that sentence. She closes her eyes and kisses your lips.
- >YES! SHE LOVES YOU! FUCK YES!!!
- >You close yours too and enjoy her soft lips and caring tongue.
- >Your basket starts descending.
- >What a perfect night.

