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[EqG-FS] Anon asks Fluttershy out.

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  1. >A couple of months pass.
  2. >Everything goes fine at school.
  3. >And you have more friends by now.
  4. >Norman and Rainbow Dash are your bros.
  5. >You usually hang with them after school.
  6. >But every Tuesday you help Fluttershy with her flyers.
  7. >Nobody seems to be interested in adopting a pet.
  8. >Such apathy hurts her a lot.
  9. >You always take the opportunity to be a 'gentleman' so you give her a shoulder to cry on.
  10. >Why? Because you can watch her huge tits from that angle.
  11. "Don't worry Fluttershy, those cute critters will have a nice family soon."
  12. >"*Sob...Sob* No they won't, people don't seem to care."
  13. "Hey, don't be that pessimistic. Everybody loves critters. Right Angel?"
  14. >The bunny seems to know that you want to bang his owner, and it bites you.
  15. "Ow! Son of a-"
  16. >"Oh Anon! Are you ok? Bad bunny! Bad!" Fluttershy scolds Angel.
  17. "Yeah, I'm fine...Uhhh...Fluttershy?"
  18. >"Yes Anon?"
  19. "You know...We have been close friends for a couple of months now, and I wanted to ask you something..."
  20. >"Um...okay, w-what is it?"
  21. >("Alright, don't blow this up.")
  22. "Uh-okay."
  23. >*Clears throat*
  24. "Would you...like to go out with me? I don't know, watch a movie? Or have dinner with me?"
  25. >She stays silent.
  26. >Oh god OH GOD!
  27. >Yablewit.jpg
  28.  
  29. >"Oh Anon, of course, I'd love to!"
  30. >Oh man, you're going to need new pants.
  31. >"But, you should ask for my parents permission first."
  32. >Fuck.
  33. >"You'll have to deal with my dad, he usually scares off guys who want to have their way with me."
  34. "Hehe...Seriously? What does he do?"
  35. >"Um...since he's a police officer, he uses some special techniques."
  36. >Crap.
  37. >"But don't worry, you are such a nice guy. He might like you after all the things I told him about you!"
  38. "Wait wait...might?!"
  39. >"Uh, sorry, he's pretty strict. You should bring a car too, he doesn't like poor guys. I don't mind though."
  40. >Good thing your father has two cars and a SUV.
  41. "Oh, okay, any other thing he'd like to see in me?"
  42. >"Ummm...don't take offense to this, but he likes secure guys. Don't s-stutter...Pretty please."
  43. "What about your mom?"
  44. >"Oh. She already likes you, since I told her how you help me out with the flyers and with my homework."
  45. >Difficulty: 50%
  46. "Alright Fluttershy. I'll talk to them today. And then we'll have our date in Friday okay?"
  47. >"Oh, I'm so happy."
  48. >She hugs you tighter.
  49. >You feel her boobs on your chest.
  50. >Good Lord. That delicious feeling.
  51. >"Shoot, I have to go Anon, my dad is waiting for me, I'll send you a text with the hour and the direction of my house ok?"
  52. "Yeah Fluttershy, thank you."
  53. >You already know where she lives. Thanks to the internet.
  54.  
  55. >5 pm.
  56. >You arrive to Fluttershy's house.
  57. >A not so big but a decent looking house.
  58. >A police cruiser is parked on the garage driveway.
  59. >And a VW Beetle. Must be her mom's.
  60. >You park your dad's BMW.
  61. >Every step you make towards the house makes you feel dizzy.
  62. >Ring the doorbell.
  63. >The door opens.
  64. >"You must be Anon." Her father.
  65. "Yes Mister..."
  66. >"My name doesn't concern you son. Now, what do you want?"
  67. >Asshole.
  68. "Well sir, I want to take out your daughter on a date, and I'm just asking for your permission."
  69. >"Cut the crap sonny, I know you want to fuck my daughter! Come on, just say it!"
  70. >Shit he got you!
  71. >Play it cool.
  72. "Haha no sir, I'm not like that. I just want Fluttershy to have a fun with me at the fair. I can provide her a healthy date."
  73. >"That's what they all say, come with me, a nice test with the lie detector will show us your real intentions!"
  74. >What the fuck? This dude is insane!
  75. >Fluttershy's mother makes an appearance.
  76. >"Oh cut it out Eugene! You always scare off our poor girl's potential boyfriends."
  77. >Eugene?! Topkek.
  78. >"But, Posey! Look at this pussy, he isn't worth Fluttershy's time."
  79. >Fuck you.
  80. >"Remember that Wayne kid? You only liked him because he was strong and rich?"
  81. >"...Yeah I remember him..."
  82. >"And you surely remember that he only made Fluttershy's life a living hell, right?"
  83. >"*Sigh* Yes."
  84. >"And that Anon here scared him away, right?"
  85. >"Ugh, yes! Okay fine! Alright kid, you have our permission! Pick her up on Friday at 6 pm. Okay?"
  86. "Will do Eugene."
  87. >"Sergeant Eugene to you kid! Don't make me regret this."
  88. >You thank them both, specially Fluttershy's mother, and leave the house.
  89. >Hell yes! You did it! Those sweet yellow tits will be yours on Friday.
  90.  
  91. >Friday finally arrives.
  92. "Hey Fluttershy. Today's Friday!"
  93. >"Oh yes Anon. I'm so excited. -woohoo-"
  94. >Shit, she's so fucking cute.
  95. >"Um...so...where are we going?"
  96. "Well, I already planned our schedule. And I'm not telling, it would ruin the surprise."
  97. >"Oh Anon, you meanie." She says with a playful tone. "I hope it's a nice one."
  98. "Yeah, I already told you, we'll have fun."
  99. >"Okay, I trust you, I'll hang out with Rarity first, she said I have to look pretty for our date."
  100. "Really? You are already pretty, she'll ruin that natural beauty if she puts makeup on your beautiful face."
  101. >She blushes intensly.
  102. >"Y-you really think I'm pretty Anon?"
  103. "Yup! If I told you otherwise, my nose would surely grow."
  104. >She lets out a small giggle.
  105. >"Oh Anon, you're so funny. Alright, I don't want to be late, see you at 6 Anon."
  106. "Remember what I said. Don't let her ruin your face."
  107. >"Hihi, thank you. I think you deserve this..."
  108. >She kisses your cheek.
  109. >Sweet.
  110. >She leaves.
  111. >Ahhh, you feel so much lighter.
  112. >Like you're walking on clouds.
  113. >Norman greets you.
  114. >"Today's the big day right?"
  115. "Yeah dude, it'll be amazing!"
  116. >"Do you need a condom?"
  117. "I'll need two."
  118. >You'll never wash that cheek again, oh wait, you can get more where that one came from.
  119. >Ahhh, you feel so much lighter.
  120. >Like you're walking on clouds.
  121. >Norman greets you.
  122. >"Today's the big day right?"
  123. "Yeah dude, it'll be amazing!"
  124. >"Do you need a condom?"
  125. "I'll need two."
  126.  
  127. >http://i.imgur.com/tzceMM0.gif
  128. >You are now Fluttershy.
  129. >And you're getting ready for your date.
  130. >Your best friend Rarity talks about how you should behave.
  131. >A proper lady this. A proper lady that.
  132. >And where to kick Anon if he gets too frisky.
  133. "Oh my...Rarity, I don't think he'll try to do something out of place."
  134. >"You can never know that Fluttershy. Anon may look like a gentleman, but remember, he's still a man. And he can take advantage of you."
  135. "I appreciate your concerns Rarity, but seriously, Anon's a good guy."
  136. >She sighs.
  137. >"I only tell you this for your own good Fluttershy, but if you want it like this, it's your choice."
  138. "I'm fine, don't worry."
  139. >"So, what makeup do you want to try on? I have a new batch imported from France."
  140. "Ummm...it's fine Rarity, I'll have my usual pink eye shadow."
  141. >"Huh? Why?"
  142. "Anon said I looked so pretty like this."
  143. >You let out a sigh.
  144. "Oh Anon...<3"
  145.  
  146. >You are now Anon.
  147. >And you are about to leave.
  148. >Wallet...Check.
  149. >Smartphone...Check.
  150. >Suit...Check.
  151. >Tie?...Nah, you look fine with this shirt.
  152. >Flowers...Check.
  153. >You are ready.
  154. "Dad, I'm leaving."
  155. >"Go get her champ, here, have the BMW's keys, remember, not a scratch okay?"
  156. "Thanks dad, yeah, don't worry."
  157. >You open the door and start the engine.
  158. >You check your watch.
  159. "Yeah, I've still got plenty of time."
  160. >http://youtu.be/bjqZL_tXy7c?t=49s
  161. "Oh what? Fuck."
  162. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Lrjtz-u84
  163. >A voice is heard from a loud-speaker.
  164. >"Pilot! Get out of the vehicle, slowly!"
  165. >You remember that voice.
  166. >Oh God.
  167. >You do as told.
  168. >Yup, it's Eugene.
  169. >"Stop! Now turn around and place your hands on the hood."
  170. >Fuck.
  171. >You do as told again. Eugene gets out of the police cruiser.
  172. >"Hello Anon, mind if I frisk you?"
  173. "Well, I was heading to Fluttershy's place sir."
  174. >"You mean, my house, right?"
  175. >He retrieves your wallet.
  176. "Hey man, that's my money."
  177. >"A thousand dollars?! Shit son, you must have something nice prepared for my daughter."
  178. >He shakes your wallet.
  179. >Your Canterlot High ID and a condom fall to the ground.
  180. >SHIT!
  181. >"...You rotten son of a bitch!"
  182. >He turns you around and gives you a punch to the stomach.
  183. "*oof*"
  184. >"What the fuck is this doing in your wallet?!"
  185. "I...uhh...I don't know."
  186. >"BULLSHIT!"
  187. >Another punch to the stomach.
  188. "Please *pant* A 'friend' gave it to me, I wasn't planning on using it!"
  189. >"Yeah right, do you think I was born yesterday?"
  190.  
  191. >You are scared shitless and your agressor notices it.
  192. >He smirks.
  193. >"Okay Anon, I'll let you go."
  194. "Really? Thanks Mister! I won't do it again!"
  195. >"I'm sure you won't, I'll confiscate your condoms, and you'll have to pay a fine."
  196. >He places your thousand dollars into his pocket.
  197. "Wait, what are you doing? It's for the date!"
  198. >Another punch to the stomach.
  199. >"Let this be a lesson for you. If you don't respect my daughter, I'll handle you, personally! Let's see what are you going to do without your money. Remember, my daughter loves gifts."
  200. >Motherfucker. Your whole night is now ruined.
  201. >He gets on his cruiser and drives off.
  202. >You should withdraw some money from the ATM.
  203. >You glance at your watch.
  204. >5:52 P.M.
  205. >SHIT! YOU'RE LATE!
  206. "I can't be late to the first date, it's not okay!"
  207. >You'll have to skip red lights.
  208. >Get in the vehicle, start driving.
  209. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MrElwbj4DU&list=PLD839A3F682ABFC31
  210. >You burn tires and head directly to Fluttershy's house.
  211. >Red Light? Fuck that!
  212. >Shit! This car is pretty fast.
  213. >Good thing you know how to handle it.
  214. >5:56 P.M.
  215. >Almost there!
  216. >Sharp turn ahead? Use the hand brake!
  217. >You see Fluttershy's house.
  218. >5:59 P.M.
  219. >ALMOST THERE!
  220. >6:00 P.M.
  221. "MADE IT!"
  222. >Fluttershy comes out.
  223. >"Oh Anon, just in time! I love punctuality!"
  224.  
  225. >"Shall we go now?"
  226. "Yeah sure, let's roll. By the way, you look incredible."
  227. >She blushes.
  228. >"Thank you Anon. I dressed like this only for you."
  229. "I appreciate it Fluttershy, I got you a little gift."
  230. >You give her the bouquet. Thank God that asshole didn't fuck it up.
  231. >"Oh Anon, you didn't have to. Thank you so much."
  232. >She smells the flowers.
  233. >"Ahhh, they are lovely Anon."
  234. >She kisses your cheek.
  235. >Hell yeah.
  236. >You open the door for her.
  237. >"What a gentleman."
  238. "Hey, chivalry still exists."
  239. >Fluttershy lets out a small giggle.
  240. >"So where are we going?"
  241. "Let me withdraw some money first, I gave the money I had with me to a poor woman and her children."
  242. >"Awwww...Anon, you're so kind...I love people who help others."
  243. >*Phew* You bought yourself some time.
  244. >You park the vehicle and quickly withdraw another thousand dollars.
  245. >Start driving to the fair.
  246. >You look to the stands. Hot dogs, corn, all that yummy food, and the games.
  247. >"Ooohhh what a pretty teddy bear!"
  248. >You see the teddy in a very shady stand.
  249. >You aren't so sure about this.
  250. >"Hey kid! Win a fabulous prize for the lady!"
  251. "...Alright, what do I have to do to win that Teddy-Bear?"
  252. >"Just knocking out those cups, have this baseball! 5 bucks a shot!"
  253. "5 Bucks!? This baseball is so soft, I won't be able to knock those cups!"
  254. >"Come on dude! Impress the lady!"
  255. >You pick up a rock.
  256. "Okay. I'll do it."
  257. >You point your finger and shout:
  258. "OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
  259. >Fluttershy and the idiot turn their heads.
  260. >You throw the rock and the baseball.
  261. >The rock knocks the cups out. While the baseball does nothing.
  262. >The idiot looks back at the cups. They're on the floor.
  263. "Oh look, I win!"
  264. >"Yaaaay" Fluttershy cheers, in her cute and shy way.
  265. >"What the...I...Uh..."
  266. "The bear please?"
  267. >You hand the bear to Fluttershy, and she gives you a kiss.
  268.  
  269. >You play other games with her.
  270. >Darts.
  271. >Whac-A-mole.
  272. >You won, because she felt bad about hitting innocent moles.
  273. >Fluttershy...
  274. >You both ate some cotton candy.
  275. >She loves cotton candy.
  276. >"Hey Anon, let's go to the Carousel."
  277. "Uh...Okay!"
  278. >Shit, this is so embarrasing.
  279. >Little kids start laughing at you.
  280. >Suddenly they look at Fluttershy sending you some kisses and holding your hand.
  281. >Hell yeah, this isn't so bad.
  282. >You flip off the little shits.
  283. >After that you know that you've tried all the games on the fair.
  284. >You couldn't get on the rollercoasters. She hates them.
  285. >Rollercoasters are so cool, like that one, "Twister", or that one "Jupiter", and the new one has a huge line, "Mr. Bones Wild Ride."
  286. >She declined to try any of them.
  287. >Oh well.
  288. "Hey Fluttershy, let's go to the Ferris Wheel."
  289. >"But, Anon! I'm afraid of heights!"
  290. "Don't worry Fluttershy...They're safe and very slow."
  291. >"But...okay."
  292. >You pay for the tickets and seat on a basket.
  293. >The wheel starts moving and she hugs you pretty tight.
  294. >You can feel her boobs again.
  295. "Don't worry Fluttershy, if you hug me tight you'll not fall."
  296. >She does what you said.
  297. >Your basket stops at the highest point.
  298. >"I...is it over yet?"
  299. "Nope, look at the horizon, it's about to start!"
  300. >"W...what's about to start?"
  301. "Open your eyes."
  302. >She does, and she sees the show.
  303. >"Fireworks...I love fireworks."
  304. "I know."
  305. >You both look at the spectacle.
  306. >"Ummm...Anon?
  307. "Yeah?"
  308. >"You know whats the thing I love more than fireworks, and even my beloved critters?"
  309. "I dunno. What?"
  310. >"You."
  311. >And when she finishes that sentence. She closes her eyes and kisses your lips.
  312. >YES! SHE LOVES YOU! FUCK YES!!!
  313. >You close yours too and enjoy her soft lips and caring tongue.
  314. >Your basket starts descending.
  315. >What a perfect night.