[EqG-AJ] Flash's Final Stand

>You wake up.

>At your home.

>Thank God. You arrived in one piece.

>Glance at the clock.

>1 P.M.

>Oh shit you have to go to school!

>...

>Wait, it's Saturday.

>Thank goodness.

>You're never drinking again.

>Shit, shower and shave.

>Get dressed.

>Your smartphone rings.

>'Applejack'

"Hello?"

>'Hiya there sugarcube!"

"Hi sweetheart, what's up?"

>"It's Saturday and you haven't called me. What were you doing?"

"Oh...I just woke up, rough night."

>"By the way, did you know?"

"What?"

>"Flash's house got robbed! Ah wonder who did it...they found him with a severe concussion...he's in the hospital right now. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash say that he can't remember what happened!"

>Fuck yeah. We're safe! And he's in trouble.

>"By the way sugarcube. Can we hang out now? If you are short on money Ah can pay."

"Don't worry AJ. Money is not a problem. I'll see you at downtown in a couple of hours ok?"

>"Bye handsome, love you!"

>She hangs up.

>You love that cowgirl.

 

>Firstly, go pay those bills.

>-$7600 USD.

>Finally paid, now they won't bother you and your mom.

>Walking on the street once again.

>You wait for Applejack.

>She arrives.

>"Hi sugarcube!"

"Hello there sexy!"

>She giggles and hugs you.

>"How's mah favorite nerd?"

"Doing great actually."

>"Are you still mad about your truck?"

"Nah...I have plenty of memories of my dad that Flash can't take away from me."

>She giggles.

>"Aww sugarcube, you're so sweet? So, what are we doing today?"

 

A. Shopping.

B. Have lunch.

C. A nice walk in the park.

 

 

"We should go to the park and sit by the lake, what do you think?"

>"A peaceful date by the lake? Ah'd love that Romeo."

>You both walk to the park.

>"Ya know sugarcube? You were pretty mad yesterday, and now you're as calm as a sheep. What happened to you when I went home?"

>Shit, her first question.

>Prepare an alibi.

 

"...Well...remember that I was pretty angry with Flash?"

>"Yeah..."

"I...uh...sorta had my revenge, along with Norman, Featherweight and Twilight."

>"Oh dear...you were the one who did it? You broke into his house AND stole stuff worth 5 million dollars?"

>5 millions? Huh, I hope Featherweight can sell that stuff for that

"Sheesh...now that you put it that way...but I had a reason for doing that!"

>"WHAT IS IT!? A NEW TRUCK?!"

"NO! Flash does whatever he wants with that money! And if he gets in trouble, that same money bails him out!"

>"Sugarcube, ya know how weird this is?! If Ah was mean to you. Would ya kill me?!"

"What? No Applejack, of course not! Besides, Twilight was the one who knocked Flash out!"

>"..."

"I swear, I'm telling you the truth! And I'm telling you this because I trust you and I love you."

>"..."

>"How much money do ya have?"

"About 500k in cash for now. Featherweight will sell the other valuable objects later."

>"...Ya wanna go shopping?"

>Fuck yes she ain't speaking.

"Hell yeah!"

 

>10 minutes later.

>Canterlot Mall.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsrGDQODTQg

>"Oh look AJ, do you want a computer?"

"Yeah, with a webcam included."

>"A webcam? Why?"

>She gives you bedroom eyes.

"Ohhhh...Alrighty then! I need one too, this one will do the trick."

>Finally you can play every game that you've ever wanted.

>Buy a new Plasma TV.

>-$5000 USD.

>..."Wow Anon, you look so fancy in those clothes."

"Yeah, they are kinda trendy too."

>"...Ah don't know sugarcube...Ah think Ah'm showing too much in this outfit. Mah granny won't let me wear this."

>UNF.

>"Besides, this blouse is very small...stop looking at mah breasts Anon or Ah won't let you buy this!"

>Mustnotfap.jpg

"Okay okay."

>..."Mmmm, Ah love these chocolates, can we buy them Anon?"

"Sure, I'll have those jellybeans!"

>..."These boots are so pretty!"

"You look lovely in them."

>..."Can ya buy me an iPhone Anon?"

"Fuck no!"

>"...But...mah friends have one!"

"That means that your friends don't know shit about phones!"

>After going to all the stores. You are starting to feel pretty tired.

"AJ, I can't carry any more stuff."

>"Just one more store sugarcube, please, Ah know you'll like it!"

"Okay..."

>"Here we are."

>You look at the store's name.

>Victoria's Secret.

>She enters the store while giving you a look that could kill...your virginity.

>>14073724

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MlaIe1ljs

 

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jppEwcQc1RQ

>Both of you exit the mall, you call for a taxi.

>When it arrives, you place all the stuff you've bought in the trunk.

>The driver's listening to the radio.

>News break.

>"There's no evidence of the robbery that happened in the mansion up in the hills."

>Thank goodness.

>"The safe wasn't forced, but the robbers used a special card that revealed the password."

>Featherweight's awesome.

>"The police checked the camera footage. But the recordings were deleted. It seems that a hacker did that via internet."

>Featherweight's not awesome, he's fucking amazing!

>"The only victim was a 17 year old. He was knocked out by an accomplice of the robbers."

>Yeah.

>"No DNA samples were found at the scene of the crime...But experts at the police station have suspects."

>Oh shit!

>"...We believe that it was a gang of the city, probably african american or latino gangs."

>"Police have started to look where the money is being spent. So far they have checked sports cars agencies and gun shops."

>"...Chief! What about malls and stores?!"

>"That's where we are going now."

>Shit shit shit.

>New text...

>From Featherweight.

>"I have accessed the Mall's security cameras. Norman went there first, then Applejack and you, ARE YOU BOTH RETARDED?! I already warned Norman, and Twilight's still taking a bath at my place...I'll delete the mall's videos too. Remember... LAY LOW!"

>Phew...

>Reply.

"Thank you man...seriously. I'm sorry."

>Another text.

"Yeah yeah, whatever, I'll have a bigger cut for this."

>You're never doing this again.

>Videogames make it look easier.

 

 

>You arrive to your house and pay the taxi driver.

>Get your things out of the trunk and hide them.

>Phew.

>Sit on the couch.

>Applejack sits besides you.

>"...You okay sugarcube?"

"Yeah...I'm fine."

>"You look pretty scared."

"Well, that was my first robbery. It went alright, but little details can get you arrested."

>"Ah told you sugarcube, don't do something crazy, this almost got you arrested!"

"I know, and I won't do it again..."

>"I know you won't, I won't tell a soul only because it's about Flash. His head is so stuck way far up in his own ass."

"Yeah that's right."

>You chuckle.

>"How about we have our date at the park? No money involved?"

 

A. Accept (Get a change of clothes.)

B. Decline. (Lay low.)

 

"You know AJ, I should lay low for a while, but hey, what if we continue our date here?"

>"Yeah...you're right."

"We can watch a movie. I have popcorn."

>"Alrighty sugarcube, ya got me with the popcorn part!"

>"What movies do you have?"

"Let me check..."

>You have lots of movies.

>"Ya fancy watching a horror movie?"

"What?"

>"Aw come on Anon? Scared?"

"I'm...not..."

>"Well...show me then..."

>AJ wants to watch a horror movie.

>Which movie do you want to watch with her?

 

 

"This one is pretty scary."

>The Conjuring.

>"Ooohh...Mah little Anon wants to play rough huh?"

>You play the DVD.

>1 hour in.

>Fuck you hate horror movies.

>You bought all this movies from a friend.

>But didn't have enough time to even check what movies were in the box.

>Why does she like horror mo...wait a minute, she's scared!

"Scared AJ?"

>"What? No...not at all...Ah didn't knew horror movies were so...cruel these days."

"Really? What kind of horror movies did you watch?"

>"Mah granny's movies of course..."

>Of course.

"Well then AJ...If you're feeling uneasy I can stop the movie."

>"What? No...no...Ah can handle it!"

>Suddenly, a skellington appears.

>"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

>She hugs you.

>"Make it stop...make it stop!"

"Alright alright..."

>Turn off the DVD and then the TV.

>She slowly opens her eyes.

>You give her a shit eating grin.

"So...who's the chicken?"

>"Anon, don't push it..."

"Alright, alright. You know...I'm glad we watched that movie..."

>"Why?"

"Because you're so close to me right now..."

>You point to her tits with your eyes.

>"..."

>...

>"Not in the mood sugarcube...Ah'm sorry."

>Shit.

>"Oh shoot, it's getting dark already...I have to go Anon...Mah granny will be mad at me if I leave."

"Oh yeah, I'd take you home but...you know what happened."

>"Of course Ah know sugarcube, but, don't steal a car just to take me home okay?"

"I told you, I'm not stealing again."

>"Good...bye sugarcube..."

"Bye sugarti....erm...AJ..."

>She chuckles.

>You better waste some time until tomorrow.

>...

>You check in the movie box.

"No porn?! Oh come on!"

 

 

>Be Applejack.

>And you're on your way back home.

>This road is kinda creepy after watching that movie.

>You regret asking Anon to play that movie.

>...

>You don't feel right about this.

>...

>Maybe Anon should've stolen a car to take you home after all.

>And you can't get off the feeling that someone's following you.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdFzvf2hMT8

>Oh horseapples.

>You better run!

>Gotta go fast!

>You bump into another stranger.

>He forces a rag on your face.

>It smells...funny...

>...

 

>Be Anon

>And you feel like going to sleep already.

>But you're kind of worried.

>Applejack hasn't called you.

>Your smartphone rings.

>Finally, she has...wait...

>Check the ID.

>Private Number?

>"Hello Anon..."

>FLASH?!

"Uh...hey Flash? What's up?"

>"Cut the crap Anon...I called my dad. He wants his money back."

>...

"What fucking money?!"

>"The one you stole from me, obviously."

"I have nothing to do with that!"

>"Oh really? What does your girlfriend know about that?"

"Applejack?...I..."

>"Shhhh....Why don't we ask her?"

>OH GOD.

>You can hear a muffled voice.

>"Mmmmph...Mmmmph!!!"

>It's her.

"Alright Flash. Leave her alone...where do I meet you?"

>...

>He tells you the place.

>"Bring all the money or your dear redneck will get hurt! You have three hours left."

"Alright..."

>"Oh whoa whoa... I mean...ALL OF IT!"

>He hangs up.

>Shit shit shit shit shit SHIT!!!

 

>WHAT DO?!

 

 

>Let's do it the easy way.

>Call Norman.

>"It's late! What the fuck do you want dude?"

"I need your cut! Applejack's been kidnapped by Flash."

>"Oh fuck! Really? Shit, man, what are you planning?"

"Get your uncle's van. Ready, I'm coming over."

>"He won't borrow it after you crashed it dude remember?"

"We stole a fuck ton of money remember?! Just take the keys and meet me at Featherweight's place okay?"

>"Alright man!"

>You spot a taxi.

>Call it.

>"Where to?"

 

 

>Be Twilight Sparkle.

>And Featherweight is sooo good at this.

"Ahhh...I'm coming Featherweight...Ahhh...Ahhh"

>"Yeah, yeah, take it all my love. Take it!"

>*BLAM*

>Someone burst trough the door!

>It's...Anon and Norman!

"AAAAAAHHH."

>"What the fuck guys?! What's going on?!" Featherweight says.

>Anon and Norman can't believe it.

>You are so embarassed.

>"Dude...you got laid, I can't believe it!" Norman says.

>"Norman! Shut the fuck up! Featherweight, Applejack's been kidnapped!" Anon says.

>"What?!"

>"I know, he's demanding our cut, everything! Every single cent. You haven't sold the other stuff have you?"

>"...I did. I was going to text you. I only received 2.5 million dollars."

>"IT WAS WORTH FIVE MOTHERFUCKING MILLIONS FEATHERWEIGHT! FIVE!!!"

>"Oh God..."

"Anon...Calm down...where's Applejack being held at?"

>He tells you exactly where.

"Well Anon, you don't have all the money, what are you going to do?"

>"...Rescue Applejack."

>"How dude?"

>"We'll need, weapons, and a car."

>"Holy shit, you can't be serious!"

"Anon, you can't buy the guns, you don't have a license!"

>"Who said I was going to legally buy them? Come on Norman. Follow me!"

 

>Be Anon.

>30 minutes later.

>Both of you arrive to a Mexican hood.

>You spot two gang members.

"Let me do the talking..."

>"Anon, what do you have in mind?"

"Hey, excuse me Jose. I want to buy guns...armas!"

>Anon speaks spanish?

>One of the thugs talk.

>"Hey! Fuck you cabrón!"

"No güey, seriously, I have a fuck ton of money, un chingo de dinero! I need AK's, cuernos de chivo carajo!"

>"Chinga tu madre, pendejo!"

>They flip you off and leave.

"Norman give me some of your cash."

>"Some of my cut? Dude, give them yours!"

"Do it!"

>You whistle to get their attention.

>And show the bag full of money.

"Oigan pendejos! Creían que estaba bromeando?"

>"...Espera aquí gringo."

>"Dude, what the fuck happened?"

"I told them that I wasn't joking about having money, and they told me to wait here."

>They come back and give you two AK47s, two pistols, plenty of ammo and body armour.

"¿Tienen un carro rápido?"

>"Si. Es ese azul de allá."

"Lo queremos."

>"...Vale, pero nos tendrán que dar su van."

"Si si como sea!"

>They hand over the keys for a blue fast car, in exchange of the van and the money.

>"You are going to give them my uncle's fucking van?"

"And some of your money too! Don't worry, I'll get it back!"

>-$185,000 USD.

>You get in and start the engine.

>Accelerate.

>"...No pérate güey que haces?!"

>You ran over the gangbangers.

>Get out of the vehicle.

>Take the cash.

>+$185,000 USD.

"Here's your fucking money you crybaby. Forget about the van!"

>Now, to rescue Applejack.

 

 

>"You fucking killed them dude!"

"Well, what am I going to do with these weapons. We finish Flash today!"

>"I...I don't know dude, why didn't you just called the police."

"Holy shit are you serious? Every damned kidnapper kills the hostage if you call the police. I go in, show Flash the money. Then you go inside with guns blazing. Okay?"

>"But I don't know how to shoot a gun."

"Well, better learn on the goddamn way!"

>You practice a drive-by.

>No civilians hit. Just to test the recoil of the guns.

>Norman does the same.

>"Huh, it's not that hard."

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjqZL_tXy7c

>"Oh shit. What the fuck are we going to do?"

"Shoot the target obviously, I'll shake them off."

>"How much time do we have left?"

>Check the clock.

"About 25 minutes!"

>"But the place Flash told you is about 32 minutes away!"

"Fuck. I'll have to drive faster. Time to redline it!"

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5i4igPoeDk

>Norman shoots at the cop's wheels.

>He popped the tires.

"Nice shot dude!"

>"Fuck you dude, you're digging my fucking grave!"

"Hey, I'm digging mine too, and probably Apple...NO! We're not letting Flash to get away with this!"

>Avoid the traffic.

>Skip the red lights.

>The car's pretty fast.

>You can do it.

 

 

>11:23 P.M.

>Made it! With extra time!

>Well, here you are...your decisions have brought you here.

>And you just wanted to date Twilight Sparkle.

>What happened? You don't know.

>It's been a crazy week.

>You spot the field.

>A very few hitmen, probably like 20.

>Huh, Flash couldn't afford more guys it seems.

>You notice a window, it's open and it's not being watched by the hitmen.

>You have three options.

 

A.Enter like Flash said and have Norman to back you up.

B. Use stealth. (Avoid all the guards, no guns.)

C. Kill the guards yourself. (Make Norman to rescue Applejack.)

 

This is it...Your choice Anon.

 

 

>Fuck it, you better do this slowly.

"Norman, I'll go in, you won't, your stealth skills are shit. If you hear a single gunshot. You come in and shoot everything that moves. OK?"

>"...OK Anon...Rip that guy a new asshole."

"I'm gonna rip him two!"

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxFHFXh1OQ

"Gotta do it, ninja style."

>You approach the window and place the AK on your back and place the pistol in your pocket.

>You'll only use stealth and your bare hands to kill if a guard finds you.

>Hope those videogames taught you well on snapping necks.

>You go in.

>Slowly.

>You spot a couple of guards.

>Look around.

>Ah, a can!

>How convenient.

>Grab it and toss it away.

>http://youtu.be/CVz9dIfXk2s?t=3s

>"Huh? What was that?"

>They go investigate the origin of the sound.

>Move.

>Another guard.

>Hide in a shadow..

>He passes by.

>Move forward.

>You almost make it.

>You notice a door being guarded by a guard.

>That must be the place where Flash is hiding Applejack.

>How are you going to get rid of him?

>Think...Anon...Think.

>Idea!

>You take a rock. Once again. Conveniently placed next to you.

>It's kinda heavy.

>You make a noise on purpose.

>The guard cocks his shotgun and is currently approaching to your position.

>*WHAM*

>KO.

>You hold him when he falls. So he doesn't make that much noise.

>Walk to the door.

>Open it...

 

 

>Be Flash Sentry.

>And Anon hasn't appeared.

>You need the money.

>Applejack is very unstable.

>She is tied to a chair and gagged, she can't move nor talk.

>Where the fuck is Anon?

>You haven't heard a gunshot.

>He probably decided to run away with the money.

>What a coward.

>"*Mmmmphh*...*Mmmmmph*..."

"Scream all you want AJ, nobody can hear you."

>"*Mmmmphh*"

"What did that idiot saw in you? You uneducated, inbred piece of shit?"

>...

"I gotta admit, those are amazing jugs."

>...

"And those thighs are so fuckin big."

>She looks scared, that makes you hard.

"Man, I'm not gonna regret this..."

>You are going to have a little fun with her.

>"MMMPPPHH!! MMNNOONN!!!"

>You rip her shirt off.

>Touch her glorious tits.

"Ahh, fucking nice."

>She's wearing a white bra.

>Rip it off.

>Not anymore.

>Awww...she has started to cry...

>Arousing as fuck!

>You should pull down your pants.

 

>"...Hey Flash!"

>You turn your head.

"A-Ano..."

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euo7ReNV1zY

 

...

 

>Be Anon.

"And stay down you sick fuck!"

>"Mmmpphh*"

"APPLEJACK! Oh God, I'm not late, am I?"

>You untie her and ungag her.

>She gives you a big hug.

>"Nope, arrived at the Ah was so scared sugarcube, Ah knew you were going to save me."

"I know, let's go, this place is going to be crawling with assholes."

>Shots fired.

"Yeah, they're here."

>Fight your way back to the exit!

 

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXbS-0WKMI4

>"The boss' son is dead, waste the motherfuckers!"

>*BANG BANG BANG*

>"Aaaaahhh Anon, do somethin'!"

>What do?

>Shoot the motherfuckers, that's what you are supposed to do!

>*RATATATATA-*

>*Argh-*

>*Ngghh-*

>Two guards down.

"I'm not gonna reason with you, I'm just gonna shoot you!"

>"5 guards approach.

>Reload the AK.

>Kick the door!

"Say hello to my little friend."

>*RATATAATATATA*

>Body count: 7.

"Let's go Applejack!"

>Another 3 appear.

>Take cover.

"Hey, how about arm-wrestling? Anyone?...Didn't think so..."

>"Anon, take this seriously, we might get killed!"

>They keep firing.

>You'll dive.

>"Fucking assholes die already!"

>Dive...

>[Slow-mo camera on]

>Shoot the fuckers.

>Pop, pop, pop watching niggaz drop.

>Body count: 10.

"Suck on these! Bitches!"

>Run to the exit.

>*BANG BANG BANG*

>That was outside.

>Oh shit! Norman!

>You exit the safehouse.

>It's Norman, he's still alive and he's in the car!"

>"Anon quick!

>Norman killed 4 guys.

>You and AJ enter the car.

>"Did you kill them all?"

>Body count: 14

>Where the hell are the other 6?

>Turn on the engine.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP5E-iLy988

>Burn the tires.

>Aw shit, there they are.

>3 cars. 2 guys in each car.

>You can shake those fuckers.

>A trailer approaches.

>One of the cars is trying to PIT maneuver you.

>Brakes.

>PIT maneuver them instead.

>They smash against the truck.

>The other cars dodge the accident and the hitmen decide to shoot you.

>Turn right.

>Turn left.

>You can't shake these fuckers!

>You take out your pistol.

>Do a 180°

>[Slow Mo On]

"Steady now..."

>They approach.

>Shoot the four hitmen remaining.

>Blood splatters on their windshields.

"FUCK YOU!"

 

 

>...They're gone.

>This is finally over.

>"Fucking hell dude."

>...

>You drop Norman at his place.

>Drive back to your house.

>Applejack's so silent.

>"...Anon...thanks for saving me..."

"No prob Applejack."

>"That was so unreal...we're still alive."

"Yeah, I know..."

>You look at her boobs with the rear-view mirror.

>She notices your glance, but she doesn't protest.

"We should head to my house to give you some of the clothes we bought."

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClXAaGoT5eE

"What? Why?"

>"Why would Ah need clothes if they look better on your bedroom's floor.?"

>...

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTYk8NApSY

>Oooooh!

>Fuck yeah.

>Arrive to your house.

>You store your new car in the garage.

>Applejack takes you by the wrist and heads to your bedroom...