Title:           Big batty family (unfinished)
Author:          Linedponuthole
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/fbsHZnqk
First Edit:      Sunday 17th of November 2013 12:36:16 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 17th of November 2013 12:36:16 AM CDT

>Tired morning in ponyville.
>Opening your eyes you let the sunlight seep in as you slowly wake up.
>You get up pushing the covers off of you as you lean forward on your bed.
>Stretching and yawning you bump into the creature beside you.
>Stopping mid yawn you look over to see if you had awoken it.
>... Nope dead asleep.
>Throwing the remainder of the cover off of your body you slowly slip out of bed and out of the room.
>There is a commotion coming from downstairs,Just like there is every morning.
>You trot down the stairs and make a left into the living room.
>On the couch is Batdesu and Heartbeat playing Skullgirls.
>Heartbeat is giving Desu a pretty decent asswhippin but Desu makes a 0.1 health comeback with a super move finisher.
>Desu slams the controller down really hard and stands up infront of heartbeat.
"WHAT CHU GOT. WHAT CHU GOT FOOL".
>Heartbeat begins crying.
>Desu sits down next to her and hugs her stroking her mane.
"Shhh shhh it's ok sweetie, it's not my fault you're garbage at this game"
>Heartbeat begins to cry even harder.
>Excusing yourself from the situation you make your way into the kitchen.
"Woot nice comeback desu"
>That was Linedponuthole. he's a silly guy.
>You look around and find everyone all at once.
>Turns out everyone else was in in the kitchen making breakfast as usual.
>How could you forget.
"Hey Nightlight".
>Turning your head you acknowledge who just called you.
>Its Vito.
"You hungry pumpkin?". He says as he hands you a Pb&Bj
>Peanut butter & Blood jelly.
>This man knew you too well.
>You take his offering and sit down at the table.
>You lick your lips and rub your hooves together as you begin to chow down on the tasty sandwich.
 
>Be Aux.
>Breakfast was awesome Psycho makes the best Pb&Bj.
>Peanut butter & Blood jelly.
>Just incase you did not know what that was.
>You trot your way in to the living room and see Batdesu crying.
>Heartbeat is hugging her and stroking her hair while sporting a sinister smile.
>You trot over to console Desu.
>But instead you trip over the pair of glasses that for some reason are glued to the ground.
>Trying to catch yourself fall backwards into the show case of antiques.
>Smashing through the three shelves made of pure glass you catch yourself between the two sides of the show case.
>Pushing yourself awkwardly upwards the sides of the showcase snap and smash to the ground.
>You look at what you have done and think of the money that you are going to have to pay to fix this.
>Not knowing what to you lower your head and slowly turn to your friends.
>"T-Tadah".You say awkwardly as you stand on one hoof and wave your forehooves in the air.
>...
>The room is dead silent.
>You begin sweating bullets.
>Psycho sees this and begins to slow clap.
>Everyone in the room looks at him.
>He stops and hangs his head low as he leaves the room.
>Everyone's eyes follow him as he goes.
>Then they snap back to you.
>Your heart is beating a mile a minute and your breathing starts to get heavy.
"pifft"
>Everyone looks at Ponut.
>He looses it and starts laughing really hard.
>You're as confused as ever.
>He walks over to you while still laughing.
"Nice one aux, that was awesome i can barely breathe".
>Soon enough Batdesu starts Giggling.
>Followed by A23 who is on the floor loosing it.
>Then slowly everyone began to laugh.
>and suddenly everything did not feel no bad.
>You even began laughing yourself.
>If you call a nervous chuckle a laugh.
"Hey Aux do the thing"
>You rummage your mind for what he means.
>Oh.
>You once again stand up on one leg with your hooves in the air and say.
"Tadah"
>The whole room explodes in laughter.
>You tell every one that you're sorry you broke everything and that you'll pay for it all.
>Everyone assures you that it's ok and you do not have to worry paying for the showcase.
>You tell everyone thank's and run up to your room to talk to Psycho.
>Let's hope he is not sad about the shunning.