Title:           Of Tuffs and Mares
Author:          Light_Pony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/pcPTvKqM
First Edit:      Tuesday 7th of June 2016 10:17:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 7th of June 2016 10:18:45 PM CDT

>"Go on and touch it Anon. I know you like to head pat mares."
You give an odd look at the Rainbow Dash thrusting her chest out at you. A look you would give a kid if they where trying to give you a full paper bag and trying to convince you to put it on someone's porch.
"I don't know Rainbow. I see all the other ponies act weird about their chest fluff..."
>Rainbow gets up and flys closer into your personal space bubble and gives a sly look that could scare nuns.
>"Oh come on Anon. I know you want to...."
>*WAP*
>Before you can respond to rainbow you feel a feathery weight slam into your back.
>"S-sorry R-rainbow. Anon is m-mine!" The squeaking flying banana that is rubbing itself on your back says.
>"NO WAY HE'S MINE!" Rainbow screams launching onto your front and rubbing her chest all over you.
>As you walk home stunned as the two mares crawl over you like bees you wonder to yourself if you should feel raped or happy as you open the door.
>"O-oh Anon. What a-are we gonna to do at the h-house?"
>"Wha!" The rainbow horse cried.
*Creak*
>Raped it is then!