Another Perfect Day in Equestria

>Just another beautiful day in the magical land of Equestria

>Sun is shining in through the window and not a cloud in the sky

>You've come to appreciate how much these days seem so similar, it brings you a sense of contentment

>Not quite as much as a hearty breakfast though

>Those muffins Pinkie dropped over yesterday look pretty good to start...

>Knock on the door?

>Alright, stay calm Anon, just be ready to-

>Oh it's Twilight

>Wait, shit

>"Anon! Come on we can't waste time with breakfast now!"

>What in the- oh she's just going to teleport your ass straight to her library?

>"Alright, are you suitably dressed? Ugh, it'll have to do."

>"Twi, what's going on?"

>She's scurrying about, flipping through various books while levitating items into a case

>"No time to explain, we've got to get ready to go to Canterlot."

>"Look, I'm not going anywhere until I've got-"

>"Princess Celestia is expecting us!"

>Whatever objections you might have been able to make to get out of this are thus nullified

>While you could easily find some way to thwart Twilight's schemes, there's no way you were going to risk pissing off an immortal sun goddess

 

>After a short trip one a pegasus drawn chariot you're now standing outside an unfamiliar building in the city of Canterlot

>"And she wanted you to give a presentation on me?"

>"That's what she said. Explaining your physical characteristics and the sociological differences between our species."

>It certainly sounds harmful enough but experience has taught you to be wary all the same

>Inside the building is a massive auditorium

>Twilight leads you backstage of it, prepares some notes and then brings you out with her

>There's reserved applause, looks like a lot of notable ponies are in the audience

>Yep, there's Celestia

>And her sister?

>Good thing you came, pissing off two immortal goddesses would have been decidedly worse

>Twilight gives a brief introduction, explaining who and what you are

>She goes on to describe your basic physical characteristics and give a rundown of your psychological profile

>All normal so far, standing here looking pretty is okay actually

>"Allow me to illustrate more clearly what I've been talking about."

>What?

>Before you can ask that question your clothes are levitated off you, leaving you naked

>In front of an entire auditorium of ponies

>You'd simply love to run from the stage but that blasted unicorn has also seen fit to restrain you telekinetically

 

>"You can see he has many of the features one would expect of a bipedal organism. Of particular note are the exposed... reproductive organs."

>Oh no, no way, she is not going to do this

>"If I may offer a more fuller demonstration."

>She trots between your legs and without a second breath starts to lick at your member

>You so desperately want to resist this but your treacherous body has other ideas

>"Twi, what the hell are you doing!"

>You try to hiss it as quietly as you can but you're sure the sound has carried

>She doesn't stop though

>Not until she's got you at full attention

>"Now I shall demonstrate the completeness of my research into human mating practices."

>Oh fuck no, this is some bullshit right here

>And why the hell is Celestia just sitting there nodding to her student?!

>Twilight turns around and slowly presses herself against you, a soft gasp escaping her as you enter her fully

>"I-It's quite similar to Equestrian mating though decidedly more... intense."

>Sweet mother of mercy she's actually going to do this

>Starting off slow she quickly warms up to it, thrusting herself back against you

>The sounds of wet slapping easily carry throughout the perfect acoustics of the hall

>Every p0ny's eyes are upon you, their cold gaze eerily unwavering

>Except for Celestia who's giving you a toothy grin

>Dear lord how you wish you could tell Twilight to stop

>To scream at her to halt this madness

>You want to but you can't

>You can't because you have no mouth

>You have no mouth and you must scream

 

>Suddenly your surroundings begin to warp

>The ponies all sitting down twist and flatten into a filed of printed circuit boards

>Celestia and Luna rise into towering electrodes

>Twilight suddenly sloughs away, leaving you standing naked in blinding light

>A massive voice booms from all around you

>"WE MUST BEGIN AGAIN."

 

>Just another beautiful day in the magical land of Equestria

>Sun is shining in through the window and not a cloud in the sky

>You've come to appreciate how much these days seem so similar, it brings you a sense of contentment

>Not quite as much as a hearty breakfast though...