- >Just another beautiful day in the magical land of Equestria
 - >Sun is shining in through the window and not a cloud in the sky
 - >You've come to appreciate how much these days seem so similar, it brings you a sense of contentment
 - >Not quite as much as a hearty breakfast though
 - >Those muffins Pinkie dropped over yesterday look pretty good to start...
 - >Knock on the door?
 - >Alright, stay calm Anon, just be ready to-
 - >Oh it's Twilight
 - >Wait, shit
 - >"Anon! Come on we can't waste time with breakfast now!"
 - >What in the- oh she's just going to teleport your ass straight to her library?
 - >"Alright, are you suitably dressed? Ugh, it'll have to do."
 - >"Twi, what's going on?"
 - >She's scurrying about, flipping through various books while levitating items into a case
 - >"No time to explain, we've got to get ready to go to Canterlot."
 - >"Look, I'm not going anywhere until I've got-"
 - >"Princess Celestia is expecting us!"
 - >Whatever objections you might have been able to make to get out of this are thus nullified
 - >While you could easily find some way to thwart Twilight's schemes, there's no way you were going to risk pissing off an immortal sun goddess
 - >After a short trip one a pegasus drawn chariot you're now standing outside an unfamiliar building in the city of Canterlot
 - >"And she wanted you to give a presentation on me?"
 - >"That's what she said. Explaining your physical characteristics and the sociological differences between our species."
 - >It certainly sounds harmful enough but experience has taught you to be wary all the same
 - >Inside the building is a massive auditorium
 - >Twilight leads you backstage of it, prepares some notes and then brings you out with her
 - >There's reserved applause, looks like a lot of notable ponies are in the audience
 - >Yep, there's Celestia
 - >And her sister?
 - >Good thing you came, pissing off two immortal goddesses would have been decidedly worse
 - >Twilight gives a brief introduction, explaining who and what you are
 - >She goes on to describe your basic physical characteristics and give a rundown of your psychological profile
 - >All normal so far, standing here looking pretty is okay actually
 - >"Allow me to illustrate more clearly what I've been talking about."
 - >What?
 - >Before you can ask that question your clothes are levitated off you, leaving you naked
 - >In front of an entire auditorium of ponies
 - >You'd simply love to run from the stage but that blasted unicorn has also seen fit to restrain you telekinetically
 - >"You can see he has many of the features one would expect of a bipedal organism. Of particular note are the exposed... reproductive organs."
 - >Oh no, no way, she is not going to do this
 - >"If I may offer a more fuller demonstration."
 - >She trots between your legs and without a second breath starts to lick at your member
 - >You so desperately want to resist this but your treacherous body has other ideas
 - >"Twi, what the hell are you doing!"
 - >You try to hiss it as quietly as you can but you're sure the sound has carried
 - >She doesn't stop though
 - >Not until she's got you at full attention
 - >"Now I shall demonstrate the completeness of my research into human mating practices."
 - >Oh fuck no, this is some bullshit right here
 - >And why the hell is Celestia just sitting there nodding to her student?!
 - >Twilight turns around and slowly presses herself against you, a soft gasp escaping her as you enter her fully
 - >"I-It's quite similar to Equestrian mating though decidedly more... intense."
 - >Sweet mother of mercy she's actually going to do this
 - >Starting off slow she quickly warms up to it, thrusting herself back against you
 - >The sounds of wet slapping easily carry throughout the perfect acoustics of the hall
 - >Every p0ny's eyes are upon you, their cold gaze eerily unwavering
 - >Except for Celestia who's giving you a toothy grin
 - >Dear lord how you wish you could tell Twilight to stop
 - >To scream at her to halt this madness
 - >You want to but you can't
 - >You can't because you have no mouth
 - >You have no mouth and you must scream
 - >Suddenly your surroundings begin to warp
 - >The ponies all sitting down twist and flatten into a filed of printed circuit boards
 - >Celestia and Luna rise into towering electrodes
 - >Twilight suddenly sloughs away, leaving you standing naked in blinding light
 - >A massive voice booms from all around you
 - >"WE MUST BEGIN AGAIN."
 - >Just another beautiful day in the magical land of Equestria
 - >Sun is shining in through the window and not a cloud in the sky
 - >You've come to appreciate how much these days seem so similar, it brings you a sense of contentment
 - >Not quite as much as a hearty breakfast though...